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French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

iplaudius — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:33:39 EST

@midnightecho: (Ils ne savent rien ... )

iplaudius

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

midnightecho — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:28:14 EST

seeing as how receptive we are to typo corrections, it's je ne sais quoi, not quois...

midnightecho

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BalknChain — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:29:53 EST

@flossy: haughty envelope puppet woman belongs on a t-shirt

BalknChain

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

raincoaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:18:35 EST

@MartyPants: No! No! SHUT UP! It's just some delusional stalker...

raincoaster

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

The Dewd — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:10:07 EST

@Carine: "I don't want to be just an envelope."

That's right baby. Whatever you want. I have no fucking clue what you're saying to me, but you look good, and that's all that matters. Another glass of wine?

The Dewd

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

MartyPants — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:41:54 EST

Perhaps thees eez zee editor who eez dating zee Canadian Kiefer Sutherland?

MartyPants

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

iplaudius — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:16:42 EST

@Sheila: Seriously. It’s a blog. Who fucking cares about typos. Thanks for bringing the real Jacqueline Follet to my attention (I’d never have found the article, ’cause I don’t read New York).

iplaudius

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

raincoaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:01:45 EST

Ladies, PLEASE! This is what happens when you bring up fashion; it turns into a Jezebrawl.

raincoaster

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

annasballs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:51:37 EST

I'd run from that wigmeister too. What a tool. You go girl

annasballs

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

notthatpopular — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:47:32 EST

I work in the TOWER OF MISERY AND DARKNESS!!! Known to you normies as the Conde Nast Building. I once saw Wintour pull up in her big black Mercedes and enter the lobby, only to be snubbed by a waiting Donnie Deutsch who apparently didn't recognize her. As she literally sprinted to the elevator, she had a look on her face only warranted by finding out someone killed your puppy.

notthatpopular

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:26:39 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: only when I check out of the Hotel California. OOOH! Lame alert...I KNOW, I KNOW!!!
but, c'mon...u sorta kinda laughed...IN UR HEAD

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:22:27 EST

@BaronBo: Are you in Tokio Hotel?

TheHonJudgeSmails

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

dogdaysOsummer — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:19:19 EST

i can't believe there could be editors who don't know how to use computers. i just can't believe it. this article makes me want to kill her via computer to the head.

dogdaysOsummer

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:16:34 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: ok, right, so normally I'd be all 'touché', but then I'm all, like, "...cocaine...nah!" And then I'm for realz, shut it TWATROT!
Besides, snorting is for people with noses.

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Maulleigh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:10:27 EST

I'd totally be one of the "charming" staff members.

Maulleigh

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Lily_Loquacious — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:00:05 EST

You crazee americaines like your British puritanical puppets for editeurs...so much repression would give us indigestion.

We chic bonvivants take our lovers and food seriously, afterall Frenchwomen Don't Get Fat, so no need to weigh...we eat our cake and take our lovers - vive la France! viva la Bourgeouisie!

Lily_Loquacious

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:59:50 EST

@BaronBo: Many of your sinus and blood-sugar maladies would be cured if you were you to stop snorting coke as you comment on someone else's blog.

TheHonJudgeSmails

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:49:30 EST

PS...OMFG! I am so popular!!! Who knew?

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:49:08 EST

@PeenScene: OR, "when the commenter is, sadly, not a female."

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:46:26 EST

@Sheila: dumb, DA, dumb, dumb, DUMB!!!
you're a jerkface

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:43:39 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: my blood sugar dipped, my sinuses are going WONG WONG and because I am not French, but consider myself French enough to take out my inexplicable frustration with a bougy existence on a writer whose job it is to blog about the minutiae of terribly vapid individuals I would give my sister's second born to wipe the asses of...
I don't appreciate typos

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

chandler in lasvegas — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:42:18 EST

.
Zo, how iz it eet ve sal bete Americans subscribe to zees Franche verseeion d'Vogue? Facilment, nes pas?
Deet mwa, s'tay-play? Deet mwa, mes salopes!

chandler in lasvegas

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

onebadclam — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:37:31 EST

I find the concept of an office with a door quite troubling, also. That is why I am so happy to have this cublcle three feet from the men's room and the copy machine.

onebadclam

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

annasballs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:32:33 EST

Si should have kept House & Garage a little longer so he could bring Roitfeld over to tinker with it--we'd see Anna quake maybe? No, I guess not....

annasballs

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

annasballs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:49 EST

@PeenScene: Anna doesn't GET fucked--she's a top.

annasballs

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Lysergic Asset — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:22:45 EST

@damiannyc: Thanks! But I'd need a publicist willing to work for free.

Lysergic Asset

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

TheMotherOfTrouble — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:18:36 EST

Funner AND Fuglier. Gimme ol' Bitch Shades anyday.

TheMotherOfTrouble

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

damiannyc — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:15:20 EST

@She Blinded Me With Omniscience: I would so buy that as a novel - you need to spin this out!

damiannyc

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

PimpMyCouch — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:13:07 EST

@BettyCrocker: Insta-Commie.

@collegecallgirl: There is a one-lover minimum for all French Vogue models.

PimpMyCouch

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Kim Gordon's Panties — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:11:53 EST

And to think, all this time I've been paying for my lovers. Damn the French and their expediency!

Kim Gordon's Panties

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

damiannyc — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:10:06 EST

She's so fucking awesome with her racoon eyes and je ne sais quois - I love her. Not as cold and calculating as her counterpart.

damiannyc

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

firebrand — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:00:10 EST

@stew: Totes.

firebrand

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Lysergic Asset — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:57:36 EST

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Veronique La Lèvre was very skinny and very chic and very beautiful. Well, perhaps she was not beautiful, well, then she was very charming. All she ever wanted was to be surrounded by very attractive people and very expensive clothes. After all, she went to fashion school, where they know this is triple cashmere; this is simple cashmere.
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She pulls her lips into a pout and gives one of those poufy little French exhales as she admits, "I think I have a talent."
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Ms. La Lèvre finds all her lovers just from feeling, even though it is true that she doesn't know how to use a computer. She doesn't overthink. She just gets a feeling about what is exciting. Perhaps she married young, she has taken three lovers, and is about to go to Brazil, where they know all the designers from the beginning of the nineteenth century.
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Veronique finds the idea of an office with a door where she's expected every day somewhat troubling. Fortunately for her, she is cool, young, doesn't give a fuck and just goes by, you know, that certain je ne sais quois.

Lysergic Asset

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

stew — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:51:56 EST

@Sheila: Does the New York Times say that same defensive thing when you guys point out one of their errors and does it call you guys 'dumb'??? Just wondering. Ask Caitlin.

stew

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

sassypants — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:51:39 EST

@Sheila: Kick her ass, Sheila!!!!

sassypants

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

sassypants — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:49:24 EST

@Furious George: @TheHonJudgeSmails: You see? THIS is what happens when you don't have an office with a door that you go to every day! No one knows your name!!!

Although, right now, in my office with a door, that option is sounding better and better.....

sassypants

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

smartastic — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:49:16 EST

oh wait i hate her too.

smartastic

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

flossy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:47:39 EST

She continued: "Sometimes, ven I am feeling vraiment talented, I think: perhaps she has married young, and taken eleven lovers... at once. I'm talking Eiffel tower, London bridge, double entendres, double penetrations, ze 'dirty sanchez' and how do you call it? Bukkake? In, er... Marrakesh. With ze clothing and whatever. Chew on zat, you haughty envelope puppet woman!"

flossy

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Hortense de Beauharnais — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:47:36 EST

My worst experience at fashion week involved this monkey looking woman. The press photographers (including me) were trying to photograph her and she refused to turn around, kept her ugly old fur coat wearing back to us. She wore a blithe, fake smile as she stared at the wall. The whole room started to think there was some huge celebrity present so everyone stopped and took out their camera and pointed it at her back.
Rosario Dawson pulled this type of shit too.

Hortense de Beauharnais

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

PeenScene — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:46:23 EST

@Sheila: you could add, "when the commenter is, sadly, trying to show how smart he is."

PeenScene

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Reluctant Financier — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:45:37 EST

@Sheila: Come on Sheila.. tell us how you REALLY feel.

Reluctant Financier

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Twerpsichore — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:43:57 EST

Elle est très speed non ?!

Twerpsichore

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BettyCrocker — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:43:27 EST

I picture her coming home and saying to the cat: "Mademoiselle Kitteh! 'Ow many lovairz deed we take today?" and the cat thinking: "STFU and open a can, ya crazy beeyotch."

BettyCrocker

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Sheila — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:43:13 EST

@Baronbo: Sometimes--yes, sometimes!--an error creeps in. It's usually fixed within minutes, so commenting on typos usually just makes the commenter look dumb.

Sheila

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

PeenScene — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:40:52 EST

I like her scraggly hair. Looks like she gets fucked, something I doubt Anna is acquainted with, any more than is Tim Gunn.

PeenScene

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

riskybusiness — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:39:17 EST

Je m'appelle NIKITAAAAA!!!

riskybusiness

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

NYM — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:36:27 EST

Heh. I'm too cheap to take my lovers anywhere.

NYM

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Ha Ha Sound — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:35:01 EST

@collegecallgirl: Yes, it would've been a lot more interesting if she'd said "janitor" instead of "lover". I think.

Ha Ha Sound

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

Furious George — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:34:48 EST

I thought her name was Jacqueline?

Furious George

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

collegecallgirl — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:33:03 EST

I like that all of her model stories involve taking at least one lover.

collegecallgirl

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

SpecialK — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:32:33 EST

A talent. I haz one.

SpecialK

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:30:20 EST

@BaronBo: Who are you and why aren't you making more salient comments?

TheHonJudgeSmails

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

mathnet — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:29:26 EST

Wait, I thought she was President of James Holt now.

mathnet

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

BaronBo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:26:35 EST

"Not only is Caitlin totes different, but her whole magazine is pretty much better."

umm, yeah...cuz her name is Caitlin. who are you and why aren't you proofread?

BaronBo

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:25:36 EST

I once told my boss that I find the idea of an "office" with a door where I'm expected every day (at least by telephone) somewhat troubling. It went over really well.

TheHonJudgeSmails

French Vogue Editor So Much Funner Than Stupid Anna Wintour

CopyofBlueboy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:24:35 EST

Of course she's funner and better than Ice Queen. She's FRONSH.

CopyofBlueboy