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htotheomo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:41:36 EST

@LolCait: You're OK. It's the commenters...

I am protective of the Pleshette.

htotheomo

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scroll_lock — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:06:22 EST

@procrastinator, esq.: @FracturedAcetabulum: My Rolex is aspiring to be vintage someday and when it's not in Suzanne's urn, I has it right here on my little arm. However, my Tom Poston mask was left too close to the fireplace and now looks more like a Gene Simmons mask.

scroll_lock

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Hez — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:19:16 EST

@Hez: Oh... his widow. I get it now.

Hez

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Goober_Pea — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:43:09 EST

I'll take Charles Nelson Reilly for the win!

Goober_Pea

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Hez — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:01:43 EST

@stew: When did Eddie Murphy die?

And while AMPASers should clap for a dead Danish D.O.P., unless his dead wife was the Superhead of cinematographer's wives, why would she merit their applause?

Hez

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Cosmo Lupertazzi — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:02:17 EST

Is Jane Fonda technically dead for living in Georgia?

Cosmo Lupertazzi

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In Other News... — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:24:56 EST

@The A-Bomb: AMPAS will do whatever the hell it wants to, and it says Heath died in 2007. OR! They will do up a nice musical tribute number for him, with Bill Conti leading the orchestra.

In Other News...

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raincoaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:12:51 EST

@htotheomo: Always bet the Pleshette. If she has a problem with it, rest assured she will return from the dead to kick your ass.

raincoaster

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The A-Bomb — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:04:57 EST

Heath isn't even eligible for the montage, right? He died in 2008, not 2007.

The A-Bomb

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LolCait — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:41:08 EST

@htotheomo: Not at all. Not my intention.

LolCait

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htotheomo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:38:37 EST

Suzanne Pleshette is **not** snarkable.

htotheomo

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stew — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:50:05 EST

I thought it was, yes, funny. The video clip is VERY funny. That is what I think funny is.

May I just parenthetically say that I hate the applause-o-meter of grief that is that stupid montage? I always cringe for the Danish cinematogapher's wife when his two or three claps become a swell for some guy who made fart jokes and slapped tranny hookers.

stew

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FracturedAcetabulum — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:46:17 EST

@procrastinator, esq.: ha! Is that where Scroll_Lock's Rolex is?

FracturedAcetabulum

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:39:20 EST

@She Blinded Me With Omniscience: Well, in manners Suzanne Pleshette, Scroll_Lock was a "he," at least when the strap-on and Tom Poston mask came out of the dresser drawer.

procrastinator, esq.

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:24:49 EST

Jon Stewart has got some set of legs in that photo.

VirusWithShoes

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lululemming — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:22:21 EST

Vanity Fair is just fucktacklarly awful. That "profile of voters" cartoon in Feb's issue was embarrassing.

lululemming

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:21:02 EST

@procrastinator, esq.: Scroll_Lock's a she. What else is in there?

Lysergic Asset

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:07:22 EST

My money's actually in Suzanne Pleshette. I keep about $10,000 stashed in her urn. Scroll_Lock keeps his vintage Rolex in there, too.

procrastinator, esq.

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belltolls — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:05:45 EST

DOA. Apparently the "we are now post-ironic" memo did not make it to him. Other crimes: not clever; not funny.

belltolls