<![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> I always suspected that Katie Holmes had Treacher Collins Syndrome.

nyshowpony

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Now we know what Julia Allison would look like as a blonde.

Auntie_Meme

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Iz not so gret, aktuly.

Cthulhah Bankhead

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Psycho killer and his first victim.

RedHotAries

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> That guy looks like Robert fucking Chambers.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Angelina and Leonardo have some damned strong features. No matter what else is purportedly added, you totally see them in these creepy faces!

damiannyc

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Also, "to disfigure" is a passive verb now, as well as an active one?

Good news for the surgical economy, not so good for the action heroes, I guess.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @scroll_lock: You're late. Al Pacino already did that.

@Furious George: You kind of take pride in being part of the problem, don't you?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @BalknChain: It's not over yet! I'm going out this week with guns a-blazin'!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @scroll_lock: You did not earn it this week *huff*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Nobody wants nothin' from George Clooney? I, too, call bullshit!

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @collegecallgirl: Isn't Lisa Marie already lesbian Elvis?

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @laney: "Eh eh eh, don't touch the hair!"

Why do plastic surgeons care about hair?

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @BalknChain: Don't forget the bungee cords and hummus.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Finally Jesse Katsopolis gets recognition for the great hair he was always striving for!

laney

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @collegecallgirl: Ha! Yes!
Is this anything like that Hair Club for Men I've been hearing so much about?


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @scroll_lock: I told you what would happen if you ever mentioned that! I am now gathering the torture supplies; let's see..grape jelly, 400 Post-its, 1 pair of hip waders, bubble wrap and a Slinky so I suggest you run. NOW!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Is John Stamos still considered a celebrity? Also, Jessica Simpson's hair?

I call bullshit on these results too!

elizabethm

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> i thought the world had enough baldwins. now this.

mynamebackwards

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> If you want Malcolm Gladwell's brain, does it have to be anchored in place by his hair?

BeGee

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> I'd like John Stamos' ex-wife plz kthxbai

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Also: JOHN STAMOS' HAIR!?!//1

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @BalknChain: Baaaaaalllky! Quit playing hard to get, you little minx. You forget I have the pictures of you riding The Leno.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> More proof that the whole is more than the sum of its parts. See also: the spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

Papa Lazarou

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> The guy looks like a typical boyband member, aged 45.

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @MisterHippity: Awesome! That was just on TV the other night too!

I am terrified by both of these outcomes. Cheekbones are rounded, not triangular, people!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @collegecallgirl: HA!

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> The guy looks like the love child of Elvis and Chuck Woolery. The girl is the love child of Peter Frampton and Carrot Top.

mrx5000

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> The girl "ideal" would actually be pretty cute, were it not for the contribution of Keira Knightley's Auschwitz-chic cheekbones.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Alan Alda and a blonde Mrs. Billy Joel

El_RapeO

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @KarenUhOh: I think the guy kind of looks like Norm McDonald. I wonder what Norm McDonald thinks. Norm McDonald.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> It is a sad, if kind of funny commentary on celebrity fixation to suggest that combining the best features of Daniel Craig, Leo D, Matt Damon, Christian Bale and John Stamos will result in Jay Leno.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> If these two had kids - FUGGEDABOUDIT!!!! We're tawkin' BYOO-TEE-FUL!

mrx5000

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @BalknChain: The truth deserves repetition.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @MisterHippity: Yup. I thought so.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @DorothyMantooth: well aren't they luck you can buy her hair at any mall kiosk

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Has anyone mentioned one or both of these may or may not look like Norm MacDonald?

And has anyone noticed that we just tripled the number of web hits for Norm MacDonald for the past six months?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> I'm pretty sure the female on the right already exists, slinging plates at a Hooters somewhere in the south, awaiting her big break.

Bifferz

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> In the picture on the right, isn't that the female wooden puppet who was on Team America World Police?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @FrankieButtons: perfect.

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @DorothyMantooth: I didn't even know plastic surgeons could FIX your hair!

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Norm McDonald is the ideal male face?

Bahloolia

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Jessica Simpson's hair?
So Ken Paves funded this "study"?


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @Artful Slinger: They wish.

Moimeme

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Those aren't cheekbones, they're armpits.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @Conbon: ha! sorry Con, didn't refresh before I submitted

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @collegecallgirl: Since my committed life partner left me...

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> I wouldn't eff that mushy, pycho, doughy, greasy Jay Leno looking schmoo with an anthrax coated snapping bear trap vag

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE CHEEKBONES, ARE THEY FUCKING INSANE?

SirCharge

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @Conbon: Wonderful.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> So all you have to do to look good in Hollywood is be in an auto accident?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> The one on the left is Jay Leno's mother.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @downlow: well they probably do all go to the same plastic surgeons.

smartastic

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Norm McDonald after a hair straightening and cheeseburger binge is what guys want to look like? I seriously doubt that. Also the chick looks like Kylie Minogue.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Katherine Heigel's nose looks like fucking banana. I don't think women are lining up to look like her, I call bullshit.

El_RapeO

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> So the ideal man is... k.d. lang?

FrankieButtons

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> The woman looks pretty much like every young starlet around these days. So generic.

The guy doesn't look masculine at all. The face is too round.

My verdict: creepy dude, generic girl.

downlow

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Zombie-fied Elvis Presley and Sienna Miller with an additional dose of testosterone. Not great.

I don't understand why Katie Holme's would be so coveted. I really don't.

FreshTyn

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> since when do guys want to look like Norm McDonald? I mean, Billy Madison was great and everything...

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> @collegecallgirl: Or John Travolta and Zac Efron's kid.

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual]]> Oh my god, it's lesbian Elvis!

collegecallgirl

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