<![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> gawker loves clooney!

lalalina

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slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> dear penthouse forums, i never thought anything like this would happen to me..."

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @J DTZR: You, me, and everyone we know.

DaeSu

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> counting down the days 'till my huz comes back frombiz trip...

arirang

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Sounds to me like he was messing with Stein--first he rips down the ceiling, then he makes Stein lug a ladder into the attic, THEN he figures out it's only the carbon monoxide detector? Either that, or he's a lousy carpenter. And slightly deaf to boot.

Martita

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I worked like a bitch to dislike this guy, and I just can't do it. Can anyone be that funny, rich, self-effacing, talented, handsome, and compassionate? Apparently so. In my office, George is our official mascot, and we're considering getting WWGD buttons. Having said that, I still refuse to see any of those "Oceans" movies.

DaeSu

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @fiveinchtaint: You're probably right. I think he was just being polite, as I saw him grimace on occasion. Even when he does grimace, his beautiful face can light up any bathroom.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @VirusWithShoes: Absurd! Clooney doesn't drink coffee. The caffeine dries out his skin. Or maybe that's where the dust came from.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Just thought I'd chime in to mention that I loathe Joel Stein.

J DTZR

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Clooney fixed my toilet, once. I didn't even know he was in the house, apart from the odd clanking noise and a vague sensation of water dripping onto someone really handsome. After the initial shock of finding a Hollywood A-lister in my bathroom carrying out basic plumbing, I made him a cup of coffee and we talked about the various sizes of fish you can find in a small river, then somehow ended up arguing about the price of boxes. After completing his repairs, he refused both payment and my offer to write an article about the whole experience. He just blew dust out of his nose, packed his tools away, and left through an open window. I have no idea where the dust came from, as my toilet is usually virtually dust-free to the point where I like to bring up it's cleanliness in conversations with strangers I meet on the train or potential employers. Recently, the handle on the toilet has begun to rattle slightly, so if he wins an Oscar this year, it'll be undeserved in my opinion.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @lawyergay: I'm working on a prequel, actually.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Isn't he in a new movie with Bulimia Face and that ugly guy from The Office?

Gregoire

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: I KNEW it! Now will you finish your futuristic gay love story, a tale of vigorous sexual congress involving a Starfleet captain, his blind engineer, and a twink named Crusher?

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @TedSez: If Rupert Everett is mounting the "backlash", Clooney wll probably come out ok. Because that guy is an attention-starved asshole.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Why would anyone as cool as Clooney hang out with a loser like Joel Stein?

PaperBoy

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Conbon: Ha. Truth need not hyperbole.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Given the company, I'll bet Clooney was holding out for the "six seconds to live" scenario.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @mitchel_stevens: He didn't think of it because he's a stupidface.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> This story does nothing towards dispelling the fantasies.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George:
The naked butts would make Meacham slap his forehead and wonder why he didn't think of that.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Great! Can you come by my house, say, 5o'clock? My bathroom needs renovating.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @mitchel_stevens: I love how Time and Newsweek are always competing to see who can be lamest, stodgiest, and most out-of-touch each week! It almost makes me want to publish "NewsTime," an alternative to the two-party weekly newsmagazine system. NewsTime will feature no articles whatsoever, and will in fact just be an endless series of pictures of naked college girls' butts.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Home repair, eh? I didn't realize he was a lesbian.

tammyfey

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @fiveinchtaint: I'm afraid if I acknowledge how much I am laughing at that, I will somehow take away from its subtle awesomeness. But whatever. Awesome.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> wait, Joel Stein writes for Time?
This should wind up on the front page of Newsweek in no time.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @fiveinchtaint: I hear he speaks fluent LOLcat and always has gum.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Your picture gave it away.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> At this point I might as well confess that I am George Clooney.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> The only place O'Reilly is as important as Clooney is in his own little Fox News-warped head. Really can't find a bad word to say about Clooney, to be honest.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I hear he has so much fun on the set of all his movies, and that it doesn't even feel like work.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> There's no reason to hate George Clooney, especially since he conceded the Oscar to Daniel Day. Mostly he just sits at his house and plays Frank Sinatra records while he drinks with his friends. And probably he fucks girls too.

mcleanrockcity

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Mmmm...George Clooney fixing things...

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: I'm 100% not embarrassed by my man-crush on George Clooney. He's just so charming!

Dave J.

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Hey, everybody! Don't forget your backlash!

"Why Is Hollywood Hating on George Clooney?"
[radaronline.com]

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Something about him tells me that he just might like that.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Was anyone else kind of hoping that Matt Damon and Brad Pitt were going to fall out of Stein's ceiling? Or is Pitt too mature for that sort of thing these days?

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Ha! Yes, quite.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @ADismalScience: Why, our shared impeccable taste, natch.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Joel Stein and George Clooney should be tied to one another and dragged behind a pickup truck.

El_RapeO

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @contradicto: I dunno, but if I ever see him, he's getting the sort of atomic wedgie he hasn't seen since 10th grade.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> He's gay, right?

mrx5000

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @DorothyMantooth:

How did I know that you two would share my opinion on this?

I love the smug bastid.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> He knows he's not getting an Oscar. I saw him on TV last night saying how Daniel Day Lewis screwed the rest of the nominees.

Radar mentions in their March issue that Hollywood is hating on Clooney, go figure.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: How does he even still have a career? More importantly, why hasn't anyone pummeled him in the face yet?

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Oh damn, I've gone cross-eyed.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I'll wash Joel Stein's dishes if it will get me on the cover of Time.

midtown43

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> George! *swoon*

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I probably hate O'Reilly as much or more, but somehow never seem to turn heads like George does.

lefty

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Being George Clooney, when the carbon monoxide detector starts freaking out, it's not like anyone else. As you climb into the ceiling, you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

naboo

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Alright it's over ladies and gents, he's officially won the greater Minneapolis/St. Paul Cary Grant look-alike contest.

Bifferz

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @DorothyMantooth: Joel Stein is as bad at writing as he thinks he is good. Which is quite bad, when you think about it.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> What a stunning man. I don't care how many lines he's got runnin around that forehead.

Also, does ANYone like BillOreilly?

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> He's a modern day Indiana Jones. I wish he was my dad (literally, not like daddy you sicko's).

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> Also, he is quite handsome.

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I think he knows that he's going to to lose the Oscars, and is just drinking his milkshake down before anyone else gets to it.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> @Furious George: Agreed!
Also, do I need to be drunk to understand that paragraph about O'Reilly? "Every time O'Reilly gets to be as important as Clooney"??! The hell kind of assertion is that?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> And that, Young Hollyweird, is how to KISS ASS and get on the cover of TIME.

RosemarysBabyDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I don't need any home repairs but if Clooney needs me to work on his pipe all he needs to do is ask.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> George, I want to have your babies! CALL ME!

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I don't care what anyone says, and least of all what an annoying nerd like Joel Stein says, but George Clooney is 100% badass.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars]]> I only feel like Mr. Fix-It after a couple bottles of wine, too. That's why my toilet is in the hallway and the refrigerator door swings inward.

Colonel Mustard

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