<![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> new rule. no charts without song titles. Some of those charts over at flicker are just weak. really really weak. A lot of the ones here are nice though.

Things to say hello to
Red Brick Road
Blue Brick Road

Things to say goodbye to
==================
Yellow Brick Road

Wolfkin

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Whoops, sorry for the big space at the end there.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> I don't have fancy graph-making capabilities...a little help here?


~ Rules For Dealing With Beyonce's Ass ~


DO:
come over and check up on it
work up on it (this may be allowed)
check up on it (ladies, allow this and watch him)
dip it
pop it
twerk it
stop it
check on her tonight
look at it (no grabbing; see below)
chase it
be patient
know to pace it
put it on her like no one's put it on her (this must be promised)


DON'T
grab it
go braggin' (she won't let you have it in this instance)
be abrasive (instead pace it; see above)
bore her, just show her

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> aka "busta":
[photos-085.ll.facebook.com]

Putney Swope Sequel

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Ok, this is the last one, and then I'm done:

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: You just keep getting exponentially better and better. We need a whole post just of your contributions on this thread. I'm gonna e-mail you my entire iPod playlist For Your Consideration. (Hee.)

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: Awesome

adminslave

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MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: LOVE.

the supergoddess

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TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @Ms.Hatfield-McCoy: I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap: great reference!

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> What makes me your man:

Photobucket

OnRawkRawk

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: When Pete Seeger sees this, he's going to start your fan club.

Lysergic Asset

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MisterHippity

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Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> People Interested in Achieving Immortality

a woman's man
a mime in a hurry
a formerly abused child

a brother
a mother
the staff of the New York Times

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @lilpupdog: I was going to go back and fix that right after I typed it, and I hoped that people would deduce that I meant "largest (in population) state."

Plus, your correction is funny. :-)

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience:

So... Alaska Dreaming?

lilpupdog

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Sorry, guys, I am a low-techie...
-
Things I Have Done
(Only To Be With You):

* climbed the highest mountain
* run through the fields
* run (again)
* crawled
* scaled these city walls

Things You Have Done:

* broke the bonds
* loosed the chain
* carried the cross of my shame

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: LOVE your work! Reminded me of a cover band that used to do this song in a bar I worked in years ago, and the guy would always sing "There's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, 51 if You're Claudine Longet."

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @Hez: Thanks Hez! I'm so glad the family is back together on the weekends.

PandoraSpocks

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MisterHippity

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smartster

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> I'll try and post instructions on your Commenter Profile Page here.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Someone please leave directions for putting in pie charts/graphs/ Jpegs. PLEESE??? Richard?

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @Victor Ward: You left out a few:

1.See the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue.
2.Note that Security does not see him as he walks through the gates of Graceland because they are huddled around his tomb
3. Walk with your feet 10 feet off of Beale Avenue
3. If asked whether you are a Christian child, reply in the affirmative

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Proof for the proposition: "That we should be together is undeniable."

1) A [You are like a dream come true.]
2) B [I just want to be with you.]
3) C [You are the only one for me.]
4) D [I believe my work is done.]
5) F [We should be together undeniably.]
Where:
6) If A and B, then C.
7) If A, B, and C, then you will fall in love with me.
8) If ~[A, B, C, or D], then ~F
9) If F, then A.
______
A

Proof:
A (1)
B (2)
A v B (1, 2 addition)
C (6 modus ponens)
D (4)
C v D (3,4 addition)
A v B v C v D (1,2, 6,4 addition)
F (8 double negation)
A (9 modus ponens)

The proposition F is affirmed; however, the necessity to start back at one is simultaneously thereby established.

FlamencosFingEasy

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @adminslave: let=left. Back to work/sleeping with eyes open.

adminslave

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Eh. Fuck it.

Reasons to Leave on a Midnight Train to Georgia:
(In %)

Would rather live in his world than in own world (50%)
LA 'too much for the man' (10%)
Go back to simpler place in time (25%)
Find out what's left in world in world let behind (15%)

adminslave

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> I put together a pie chart, but I don't know how to enter it into the comment box. Help, anyone?

adminslave

]]> <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @Victor Ward:

  • Walk

    • LolCait

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    Victor Ward

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @Nick Douglas: I have no idea what that means nick douglas. perhaps you'll TEACH ME TO PARSE?
    @LolCait: squeeeeeeee!!!!

    the supergoddess

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @LolCait: Fancy pants!

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]>

    LolCait

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> someone please superimpose Obama's head in there so I can feel some deeper meaning.

    cowboygirlish

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> I have the blueprints for a bird house. All I need is your soul.

    marvolvox

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> When asked, "At this moment, what do you think I would do?" the voters responded:

    - curse you
    - say things to hurt you
    - hate you
    - raise my hands to you
    - love you
    - subtract twenty years from my life
    - fall down on my knees
    - kiss the ground you walk on
    - beg you
    - spend the rest of my life with you

    Goober_Pea

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> well i thought this was hilarious. but ive been home after an early night of drinking for half a hour and my winter coat is still on so im so not to be trusted.

    smartastic

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> For being a nerd, Nick Douglas, you have no idea how to post a visible image on here I can't make sense of any of these because the writing isn't even legible.

    SRSco

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> (knock on the ceiling) * 3 = you want me
    (knock on the pipe) * 2 ≠ you want me

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> x axis: Number (in millions) of other white rappers who emerge.

    y axis: Amount of weath accrued by using black music/degree to which concept works.

    smartster

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> I would rather be the pope. No question.

    Helman

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: GREAT. Is this thread going to turn into Graphymorons?

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> hip = ²

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Chestnut-colored leaves + somber sky + perambulating on a winter's day = manifest hallucinations of America's largest state

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> You leave me now = me - >0.5(me)

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: multiplicitous avian appearance (cause?) = consistency and frequency of object's proximity to subject

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Radial map of the block reflecting the progressive degrees to which people are fooled by the rocks that I've got.

    Hez

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> (moondust + hair of gold) + (starlight + eyes of blue) = dream come true = you

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: Wow, you really thought that one through, didn't you?

    (= lover on the run = music-player in the sun = seemingly harmless)

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience: No, I think the correct mathematical representation would be:

    Picker = grinner = lover = sinner = joker = smoker = midnight toker = Steve Miller

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @MisterHippity: Don't forget (+ people who call Steve Miller a joker + people who call him a smoker + people who call him the Midnight Toker)

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @the supergoddess: Actually it was one of the whims.

    Nick Douglas

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> People who call Steve Miller the Space Cowboy + people who call Steve Miller the Gangster of Love + people who call Steve Miller Maurice + people who call Steve Miller something else (presumably including "Steve Miller") = people who call Steve Miller something.

    Anyone care to diagram that? I would, but my Visio skills aren't really up to snuff.

    MisterHippity

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Process: Why Do We Scream At Each Other could've come straight from my Neo-Reichian Therapy massage training sessions.

    Lysergic Asset

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> @meech: Aguilera disagrees slightly:

    (What a Girl Wants (Whatever Makes me Happy) What a Girl Needs)

    The Waitresses provide the rest of the survey:

    Survey of What Boys' Want
    You - 0%
    Me - 100%

    92BuickLeSabre

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> The first Rickroll in there is the best.

    kenboy

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> "Commenters are of course encouraged to top this."

    but what he really means is Commenters are of course encouraged to CATER TO MY WHIMS.

    (oh? did you think I'd forget?)

    the supergoddess

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Survey of Girls' Wants
    (Percentage of respondents)
    - Food 0%
    - Clothing 0%
    - Oxygen 0%
    - Fun 100%

    meechybee

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Only like the "Location of hands" one.

    jobbotch

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Bad things happening to you:
    Nowhere to sleep cause someone took your bed.
    You're late on the rent.
    Landlord may hire a litigator.
    You're broke.
    You have no style.
    You have no girlfriend (naturally).

    Your worries: 0%
    Your happiness: 100%

    MissHoneychurch

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> Sir Mix-A-Lot:
    Size of "Back" = Strength of "Sprung"

    meechybee

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> zzzzzz

    trojanhorse

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> percentage of song memes relating to rick astley's "never gonna give you up": 65%

    mydeadgayson

    ]]>         <![CDATA["Don't Cry For Me Argentina" And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs]]> People do this? I guess it's less boring than watching the debates. Okay, "McArthur Park."

    Melting in the dark 15%
    Sweet green (or cream) icing melting down 15%
    Cake in rain 20%

    Have I got it, or should I log off and go watch "Numbers?"

    Michael Jahn

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