<![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> @PimpMyCouch: ...or that his Mickey Mouse ears are floating away?

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]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> Isn't anyone going to tell him he has a string of Christmas lights growing out of his scalp? That could be dangerous!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> His hair is electric, his necklace - eclectic.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> SIPA PHOTOG
Hello, Star Magazine editor.
I have a photo of Angelina Jolie
giving birth to a leprechaun.
You can have it for $250,000.

STAR MAG EDITOR'S SECRETARY
Josh! You've got citipap on line 2!

JOSH (to SIPA PHOTOG)
Hold please. (Pushes button.)
Hello?

CITIPAP
Hello. Citizen Paparazzi, operative
2-4-Alpha-Niner here. Coverage area:
Des Moines. Equipment: Star-Tac cell
phone upgraded with 1.3 megapixel
camera.

JOSH
Yes?

CITIPAP
I have a photo of Angelina Jolie
giving birth to a leprechaun. You can
have it for $250.

JOSH
How about $100 and a six-week
sub to Star Magazine?

CITIPAP
Deal! Wheeee! (Away from phone.)
Yo Brad, I just got us free magazines,
yo!

JOSH
Contract's on the way. (Pushes button)
SIPA?

SIPA PHOTOG
Yes?

JOSH
About your photo...

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]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> He looks like he's leaning into a strong wind.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> You didn't give his hair any room!

NYM

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> Blinded me with forehead!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> I ended up in a paparazzi stampede in Paris. It was pretty terrifying and amazing at the same time. Since we were tourists and had no idea who the local celebrity was, my friend and I took pictures of the paps. They yelled at us. We yelled back. In German. Wouldn't want anyone to think we were Ugly Americans. Sneaky!

raphaela

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> proof that even the paparazzi and average people can be degenerate. who else do you think buy the magazines with those pictures. it takes two to tango.

Monkey_Butter

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> Matthew McConaughey with his shirt on?

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Paparazzi Hordes Angered That Anyone Else Owns A Camera]]> aw jeez ham, could we have gotten a NSFMyEyes warning on that?

the supergoddess

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