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DoctorEcks

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> My relpaceable hip
Now just watch me walk
My relpaceable hip
All the way around the block
My relpaceable hip
Dig, my old hip I won't miss
Replaceable
Oh doctah, I wish I could resist

After you get better, Prince, let's pretend we're married.

GregorMendel

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> I hope he gets a decent hip replacement and not the kind you find in a second-hand store.

Stastibugger

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @NoWireHangers: Not to mention the springs from a mattress for the background. The Dirty Mind period really makes me question his no drugs policy.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> As much of a sexplug as P.R. Nelson is, he ain't no G.G. Allin.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Clare: Forgive me, I only turn the unremarkable age of 36 once. Revel with me.

This is what it sounds like, when Sarcastro cries ...

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @econdave: Your daughter sucks, sir, and I hate to be the bearer of this bad news. But it's true.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Sarcastro: You bitch! I'm definitely not coming to your birthday party now!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Nothing compares 2 hip surgery.

Whenever a Prince song comes on, and I explain to my daughter how awesome he is, she's always "this is terrible. Change the station."

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> While the rest of my gay friends were obsessing over live set lists for the latest Madonna tour, I was busy in my room with my ear pressed up against a speaker listening to Prince reach yet another spiritual orgasm. I wouldn't have made it through high school without you, Mr. Nelson, get better soon.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> He's having the surgery on Saturday night. I guess that makes it alright.

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> It's the result of all that extra weight he's been carrying around.

trojanhorse

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience: It's all about the pubes peekin' out on the cover of Dirty Mind.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Furious George: Brilliant.

He felt a little ill when he saw all the pictures of an actual surgery...

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> CCG isn't here, but if she was I dedicate these lyrics to her:

Hey, lover, I got a sugarcane
That I wanna lose in you,
Baby can you stand the pain
Hey, lover, sugar dont you see?
Theres so many things that you do to me
Ooo baby!
All I wanna see is the love in your eyes (hey, lover)
And all I wanna hear is your sweet love sighs
All I wanna feel is burning flames (hey, lover)
Tell me, tell me, baby, that u feel the same
Tell me that u feel the same way I do
Tell me that u love me girl

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @rubyruby: I know, me too. I hated the part in the movie when, at the dinner table his dad hits him, and he's like "Hey, don't mess with my hair".

Shit wrong movie. I is olde.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Her hot pants can't hide her cheeks, she's a peach.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Clare: It's "23 positions." Yes, I corrected you on a Prince lyric. And I'll do it again.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @rubyruby: Past, Over :(

BlissSister

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> And now I'm old.

rubyruby

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Oh, shit. I just saw that. Man.....

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience: Dance. Music. Sex. Reconstructive Hip Surgery.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @fiveinchtaint: I like Dirty Mind: "Incest is everything it's said to be!"

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Remember when he looked like this? Is this not the best album cover ever?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me
(guess what he told me)
He said, "boy you need hip surgery, no matter what you do"
But he's a fool

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Damn...I thought the Sexy Mother F***er would have worn out his hips YEARS ago!
Owa!

BlissSister

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: No, stuck in "Wrigleyville Apartment".

@ Furious George: Commie!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> This is what the actual titanium apparatus that will be implanted in Mr. Nelson's side looks like:

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Damn, it's from all the splits he whipped out in Purple Rain. I'm gettin' all dewey just thinking about it.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> I guess he should've known, by the way he parked his hip sideways, that it wouldn't last.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @IndianSlipper: Are you in Tokio Hotel?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> My favorite Prince quote - in the late 90s he was on TRL and that gaylord Carson Daly was interviewing him. Carson asked what other music he listened to and Prince was just like, "I don't 'listen' to music. I make music." So awesome. Get better!

idratherbesailing

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> This will require a name change, no doubt. Prince: The Titanium One

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Oh, and Prince, For You was one of his best albums. "Bambi" was when he was rocking it! Loved PR big time too, Do Me Baby is all time fuck song.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Jeez, do they make them that small? Somebody call Guiness.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Cheap Shot: @Helman: Thirded. Love this man.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience: Trust me, I realized that when I saw madonna in 80's workout gear.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @Cheap Shot: Amen. And you know what else? Purple Rain was a sexy movie.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience:

You heard me wailing "Prince needs a new hip!!! I am ANCIENT!" just then?

Sorry. I'll try to keep my snuffling to a minimum the rest of the day.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> Forty-two positions in a one night stand really does a number on the joints, doesn't it?

(I kid because I love. Get better soon, Prince!)

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience:
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She also has an artificial hip

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> I Could Never Take the Place of Your Hip.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> This is what it sounds like when an entire generation of former teenagers realizes they are older than they thought.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Prince: Sex Machine Broken]]> I have nothing sarcastic to say about this. He was a childhood hero and I hope he gets better.

Cheap Shot

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