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<![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Flower Pot Dropped on British Actor, Dragnet Widens

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Amy Winehouse stepped in Cardiff College for CZj Playing herself as the Besotted, Liver-Spotted make-up selling spokeswoman. She opened with No, No, No to Rehab. she was a resounding success...next stop Cornell...Go Amy

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "There's something behind me, isn't there?"

Malarcus

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Wow! You are to be commended.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @fiveinchtaint: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @DorothyMantooth: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Seriously. Impressive.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @fiveinchtaint: Awwww, we're doing the entire oeuvre? You are so the best!!

The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... You see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here. I mean, it's not deep, but it's there!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "We are not leaving here until I find out which one of you put fertilizer in my clavicle again."

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Hail, Fredonia...

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "So, in conclusion, I say to you, the fine people of Welshland, the traditional words of farewell in your native language: 'Mecka-Lecka-Hi-Mecka-Hiney-Ho.'"

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "I come not to bury Caesar, but to make him into a giant fucking statue."

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "PEOPLE OF ELBONIA... Is this thing on?"

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> That statue looks like Herman Munster.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @DorothyMantooth: I know, damnit. I caught that after it was too late. Baby step to 5 o'clock.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Helman: Immunity for my entire comment bibliography then?

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @fiveinchtaint: (Heee! "Patry.")
I'm a god. I'm not the God... I don't think.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Keith Hernandez Tries to Discretely Apply "Just For Men for Beards" with Napkin

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> In The Year 2000.... the statue of Saddam Hussein is recast in the image of John Goodman and Baghdad is ruled by Richard the Redthimble.

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @DorothyMantooth: Patry, Larry? Take your pick.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Not to worry! You have immunity for any sub-par comment for at least a week on account of that "Massive Paper Cut to the Neck" line.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark All Growed Up, But Still Wearing Mini-Hat

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Ummwhat: Now I'm all nervousy!

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Catherine Zeta-Jones Cancels; Cardiff College Settles for Besotted, Possibly Liver-Spotted Proxy

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Organ-grinder dictatorship toppled.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @fiveinchtaint: People just don't understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a heck of a lot more to it than just that.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> It appears that Anthony had an extra hand dressing him today.

Ba da bump

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Keep going!!

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Sam Zell to Welsh: Compete Fiercely, but Fuck Yourselves.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @DorothyMantooth: All this moisture coming up out of the Gulf will push off to the east and hit Altoona. You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: That would be grand. Let's get there in these: [www.shrinerminicars.com]

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "You get a little clown car, and you get a little clown car..."

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> I just want someone to explain why we have never seen that hand coming out of his shoulder before now. Wasn't that what Marlon Brando wrote his lines on for Superman?

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @fiveinchtaint: Wow, Phil. That was really beautiful. Wanna get out of here before the big storm comes?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> The True Reason For Castro's Resignation Becomes Clear

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Helman: Shall we don our fezzes and head down to the local Chili's for a sampler platter?

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Eraserhead

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "If I remove the hat, will you promise to forget about Freejack?"

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "Okay, who else for chianti and fava beans?"

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "Quid pro quo- this funny hat and Daffodil, what do ya got"?

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Fifty years later, Wilmer Valderrama still supports himself making public appearances as "the foreign kid from 'That '70s Show.' "

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @KarenUhOh: This is indeed a momentous day for me!!!! Can't believe I was the first one in! Great minds, KUO, great minds.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Helman: It's not working for me either, and it sucks.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Sorry to ask this again, but can you all confirm that ever since we got these new commentator box-thingys the link to prior comments doesn't work properly? Or is it me?

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: You are on fire!

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Once great actor settles for part in YouTube remake of Casablanca.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Little Person Mocked by Life-Size Oscar

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Anthony Hopkins screen test for Thelonious Monk biopic

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "I'd very much appreciate it if you would stop calling me 'Big Red.'"

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Tony Hopkins Takes Obama's "Silly Season" to Heart

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> garden gnome named grand marshal of tommy cooper day parade, plays imaginary keyboard

babieshavingbabies

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> He's probably saying "Just like that! Just like that!"

Tommy Cooper was a comedy genius.

nhunter

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Helô Caerdydd! Are you ready to rock?

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Mike Love Ages Poorly, takes over Scottish Shriners

JMacNYC

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "Hopkins cloroformed, hauled away from Shriner commencement ceremony for making Tommy/ Mini Cooper comparison". News at 11.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "I hate the Welsh" declares Lukashenko

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Helman: And BTW, Oliver Stone's film was a masterwork.

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Gentlemen, Start Your Clown Cars!

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @Helman: Always a big let-down though, ain't it? :-)

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "Allow me to tell you of a strange land called New South Wales..."

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Anthony Hopkins Hands Hover Over an Old-Timey Laptop as He Prepares to Blog About Crazy Statues and Flowers

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. "

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @In Other News...: Outstanding!

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Nixon Actor Unconvincingly Declares "I Am Not a Kook!"

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Iron Giant Guffaws at Lamb Silenced By Giant Jujube

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Richard Dreyfus already did this in Moon Over Parador

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Travelocity Gnome is the featured convocation speaker at Hamburger U

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Cause of Death: Massive Paper Cut to Neck

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]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "Studies Find British People Don't 'Get' British Comedy"

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Travelocity sues Madame Tussauds for using likeness of their Roaming Gnome in Anthony Hopkins figure.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> The Lion in Winter something something funny hat.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Disembodied Hand Inspires Man, Statue to Sing

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> @sassypants: Dammee, I say!

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Typical Hopkins: just one nip of sherry and he's wearing the lampshade.

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> Hannibal, MO Chooses Grand Marshal For Shriners' Parade

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> In communist Russia, Soviet Santa sits on YOU!

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> When did Anthony Hopkins join the Shriners?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[One of the Two Men Walking Into a Bar Hangs a Right at the Last Minute]]> "tra la la boom de ay, I wore my fez today!"

the supergoddess

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