<![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:25:44 EST Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:25:44 EST http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4420631 The parents were simply trying to help him make friends. You know, cool friends.

HiredGoons

]]> 7:360924:c4420631 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:25:44 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4408128 Red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops
Purple tops, beige tops, white tops, grey tops
Black tops, clear tops, gold tops, pink tops
Silver tops, tan tops, aqua tops, orange tops
Salt tops, long tops, short tops, 12 12's
58 58's, weed bags, ziplocks
Big rocks, coke spots, big glocks, one OT's
Crumbs chopped, hot pots, one plate, crack Spot








riskybusiness

]]> 7:360924:c4408128 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:14:43 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4407761 @nonethewiser: More of a variation on a theme.

In Other News...

]]> 7:360924:c4407761 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:02:44 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4407639 I've read it, Sheila! And I have a copy if anybody wants to borrow!

collegecallgirl

]]> 7:360924:c4407639 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:59:25 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4407603 "Smoking in the Boys Room" just took on a whole new meaning.

nonethewiser

]]> 7:360924:c4407603 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:58:27 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4407117 Hmm, usually I use children as drug mules. "Hey Timmy, You know how much you love balloons?" I've never heard of this 'carrying drugs outside the body cavity' thing.

Gregoire

]]> 7:360924:c4407117 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:45:33 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4407022 That's right, give the Garden State the credit we deserve. Sheila, I loved Random Family!

Gin&Yonic

]]> 7:360924:c4407022 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:42:51 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4406620 Dear Sheila,

Um, maybe your question was rhetorical, but yes, I did read Random Family. It blew my straight-edge mind. I believe someone's in the process of making a movie about it.

Yours,

Ginger

ginger rant

]]> 7:360924:c4406620 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:30:14 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4406490 @NinaHagen: Get the DVDs!! Do! It'll be totally worth it!
(I'm planning on waiting 'til the inevitable 5-season set comes out, and then not leaving my apartment for the next month or so, reliving all the good times.)


DorothyMantooth

]]> 7:360924:c4406490 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:25:59 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4406452 Of course I couldn't read this story while I was on the NJT. Now here I am having missed my SEPTA connect & having done fucked up my re-up.

Know what this means? I'll have to visit Paterson this weekend.

Ay dios mio!

riskybusiness

]]> 7:360924:c4406452 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:24:58 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4406220 @Conbon: @DorothyMantooth: Damn you people who have HBO!

NinaHagen

]]> 7:360924:c4406220 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:18:11 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4406058 Sure, "7-year-old caught with crack at school" sounds bad when you say it THAT way.

Colonel Mustard

]]> 7:360924:c4406058 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:14:03 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405891 @Conbon: Ha! That's exactly who I was thinking of!
(Though I wouldn'ta gone as far as linking to his "bio." Well played!)


DorothyMantooth

]]> 7:360924:c4405891 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:08:20 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405883 if only his auntie sent him to bel-air.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:360924:c4405883 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:08:07 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405871 @Conbon: ha. white people.

hypocriteoath

]]> 7:360924:c4405871 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:07:47 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405803 @CaptainFantastic: Well if it WERE Spaulding, "I got it from a negro," would have been sufficient defense.

Conbon

]]> 7:360924:c4405803 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:05:53 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405774 @Conbon: They're alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout them.

fiveinchtaint

]]> 7:360924:c4405774 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:05:10 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405757 Philadelphia news station. Trenton story. "Trenton Makes. The World Takes (Crack)."

Nard38

]]> 7:360924:c4405757 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:04:28 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405740 @TheHonJudgeSmails: @Conbon: Keep going. I'm following this.

CaptainFantastic

]]> 7:360924:c4405740 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:03:54 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405728 @In Other News...: "Teacher said we had to share!"

Sargasm

]]> 7:360924:c4405728 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:03:39 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405705 No Child Left Behind. Or, you know, not in rehab.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> 7:360924:c4405705 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:02:58 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405662 @TheHonJudgeSmails: What you can't wait 2 days for natural expulsion? Parents these days...

CaptainFantastic

]]> 7:360924:c4405662 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:01:48 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405650 @sedated: "But officer, I was just being servicey!"

In Other News...

]]> 7:360924:c4405650 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:01:26 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405584 @TheHonJudgeSmails: At least your shoes are free of wax build-up.

Conbon

]]> 7:360924:c4405584 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:27 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405564 And I'm betting that was some pure shit, cuz all kids know if you step on the crack, you break your mama's back.

PeenScene

]]> 7:360924:c4405564 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:58:44 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405534 @In Other News...: That's a kid that knows how to party.

Sargasm

]]> 7:360924:c4405534 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:57:28 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405457 Sad thing is he'll be sentenced under the "3 strikes, you're out" law because this is his third arrest for possesion.

IndianSlipper

]]> 7:360924:c4405457 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:55:25 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405451 @Conbon: Porterhouse and I adopted.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> 7:360924:c4405451 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:55:13 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405414 @TheHonJudgeSmails: DeWayne? Not Spaulding?

Conbon

]]> 7:360924:c4405414 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:54:10 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405407 @sedated: 70 grams? The whole school.

In Other News...

]]> 7:360924:c4405407 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:58 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405377 So, 'twas the sister that ratted him out to the po-po. Ah, sibling snitchery!

In Other News...

]]> 7:360924:c4405377 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:14 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405346 That Kenard is such a bad kid.

Conbon

]]> 7:360924:c4405346 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:52:34 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405263 Gives new meaning to "slip through the cracks".

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]]> 7:360924:c4405263 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:50:10 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405250 My main concern is if he brought enough to share with the whole class.

Sargasm

]]> 7:360924:c4405250 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:49:43 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405166 Just another day in Philadelphia...

eXXX

]]> 7:360924:c4405166 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:43 EST <![CDATA[7-year-old Caught with Crack at School]]> http://gawker.com/360924/7+year+old-caught-with-crack-at-school#c4405130 DeWayne Smails: If you're reading this - wrap up the rock in your sandwich bag and swallow it. Mommy and I will fish it out when you get home.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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