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The Paper Of Record Weighs In

famousauthor — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:28:36 EST

Too much work. How about "Do Krispy Kreme Donuts Build Abs?" And have it be interactive; let people vote. Don't just let the gym elitists give the answers. In fact, let's have proportional representation: one vote for every inch of waistline...

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:03:33 EST

Speed, Strength, Superior Reflexes: Vital for Chess Club?

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:47:42 EST

@CodePink: C'est oversensitive dolt.

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CodePink — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:41:47 EST

@Sarcastro: Oh, I know you know! My comment was not meant to be read in a "hmmph" tone.

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:34:45 EST

@CodePink: I know, I know. See, I was just deliberately misunderstanding it for comedic effect. Hence, the stupid PWN'D business.

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CodePink — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:27:24 EST

@Sarcastro: Yes, that's why my comment is funny.

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KarenUhOh — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:20:37 EST

Does this newspaper make me look like I could hit .235?

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koala325 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:14:23 EST

@koala325:

Nice try, but you have it all wrong: Does drinking beer make a better beer gut?

And please: No more posting stupid YouTube videos. That butt thing yesterday was terrible.

koala325

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:13:49 EST

A Dozen Shots of Gin: A Recipe for Superb Motoring?

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:13:05 EST

Does a sensible breakfast, comfortable slacks and a TI-85 make a better mathlete?

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:08:24 EST

@CodePink: This might be a chicken-or-egg argument, but isn't it moving your legs faster that makes for running?

PWN'D!!!11one!1!!eleven!!!11!

Sarcastro

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CaptainFantastic — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:06:19 EST

Do seat belts really work?

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Sarcastro — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:06:15 EST

This explains why I sucked. I thought they suggested date raping.

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koala325 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:54:56 EST

Story idea! Mine! Does drinking beer give you a beer gut?

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CodePink — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:54:23 EST

Up next, running makes your legs move faster.

CodePink