<![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> julia whoooo?
what is UP with that ridiculous pose?
she is NOT a model. not even close.
(threw up in my mouth a bit just at the thought of it).

valleywag, stop the madness. stop posting about julia has been allison.

valley415

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> That picture looks photoshopped to me--unless Julia Allison is seven feet tall. Oh, wait: is that why everyone is so afraid of her?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @The One: I'll grant you the "same insipid grin" but actually, students of Julie would recognize that the "arched back Look At My Perfect Bs" stance employed in this shot, differs from the "chin lifted, head tilted to the left and back" look. She's spent a lot of time in front of the mirror, has our Julie.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> I thought Bowie was taller.

hazardous-waste

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @HamNo, Nick Denton et alia: if you do not have an infiltrator--or, gasp, an actual invitee--at this evening's all-pink, all-gooey, meta-meta Julia Allison birthday party, I am withholding my page views for, like, a whole day.

UnintendedConsequences

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @j.blo:
Are attention whores falling from the sky?
[JA falls, lands with thud]
Yes, El Guapo

CreativeUnderclass

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> There's no excuse for Julia Allison, period.

Wasp vs Stryper

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Unless this photo was taken on Halloween, there is no excuse for Julia's outfit.

crookedE

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @the-cubicle-dweller: "Going down on women without reciprocation" will be the title of my memoir.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @j.blo: would you say you have a plethora of aunt carols?

punchyourself

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @CreativeUnderclass:

"In a way, each of us has an Aunt Carol to face. For some, a co-worker might be their Aunt Carol. For others, an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend might be their Aunt Carol. For Hamilton, his Aunt Carol is a small woman who teaches at Princeton and who happens to be *the actual* Aunt Carol."

*Note: I'm trying to break the record for most consecutive comments referencing The Three Amigos.

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @IndianSlipper: Dude, as long as your interest in a sex tape creation is professional, go for it.

I don't think you would enjoy endured bouts of dark room missionary followed by mindless prattle about how AWESOME it was for you to go down on her without reciprocation.

Please don't mind the little white dog licking your nads...

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @PandoraSpocks: I started calling him HamNo in the post where we learned of Maggie's shitcanning.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Did I say that out loud? Damn, sorry Aunt Carol.

Anyway Julia, let me introduce myself. If you come back to Chicago for St. Paddys day, lets hook up. I hear a sex tape could be good for our blogging careers. Lets make it happen!

Love you lots,

IndianSlipper

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @moff: Except for Nick? In some round-about way?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Claystil: I get more of a Wonder Bread.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Claystil: No. No one on this blog has ever said anything that nice about Julia.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Claystil: A CockHer Spaniel.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> does anyone else think julia allison looks kinda like some sort of pure bread sight hound?

Claystil

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Julia Allison and Nard38: Executive Director of the Council of Humanities at Princeton, evidently. Also? Lecturer, not professor. So, it’s not exactly the Wedding at Cana.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @econdave: Awesome.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @The One: Practice makes perfect.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Shouldn't Julia be preparing for her ultra-private and exclusive pink birthday party?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @karion: NEVER! are you implying that she's sucking up to the newbies so that they'll post items about her? not julia!

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @moff: Heh. And... did JA go to Princeton?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @IndianSlipper: Easy, famous guy...

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @The One: "And why is Julia always photographed in the same ridiculous pose..."

Two reasons.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Julia Allison: Meanwhile back at the raised ranch, Julia's parents, recently arrived from New York, put their house and the market and start investigating the real estate market in Nova Scotia.....

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> I can't really articulate why, but this post had me laughing out loud for a solid 2, maybe 3 minutes. LEAVE AUNT CAROL ALONE!

(Also, apparently all of us have an Aunt Carol. It's sort of like a metaphor for how Julia Allison is stealing a part of all our livelihood's and invading our lives.)

CreativeUnderclass

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> You haven't got a pet rabbit, have you, Hamilton?

I'd be checking the hutch right about now.

Hope your aunt enjoys her day out at the fairground, though.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Nard38:

I like the sly. Nicely done.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Is there anyone left on the planet who hasn't been forced into being photographed with Julia?

And why is Julia always photographed in the same ridiculous pose and sporting the same insipid grin every single fucking time???

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @fiveinchtaint: Exactly. We don't talk about El_RapeO that way.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @fiveinchtaint: *what*

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @moff: See, that is why I've been cringing in anticipation of.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @IndianSlipper: Dude.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @In Other News...: I am pretty sure Aunt Carol is a little too old for the Babysitter's Club series.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Julia Allison: Aunt Carol turned a Georgetown degree into a professorship at Princeton? Wow. Water to wine, huh?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> So your aunt is a dike from Wilmette?

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Hamilton Nolan: Ha! Thankfully you included the word "much" or I might be offended.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Julia Allison: So when you guys discussed your favorite books, which one was hers, and which one was yours, and were they both the same?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Bof: Hey, that's someone's aunt you're talking about, mister.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Forget the tits! Look at the brain box! How does that little chicken neck support that Ginormous head? The head, it ah scares ah me...And yet makes me feel a bit tingly...

Bof

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Julia Allison: No kidding. The things this blog covers.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @Hamilton Nolan: Actually, I'm pretty sure she's El_RapeO.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> and it's not that she's too smart to read Gawker, it's that she's too busy doing things like teaching about journalism! oh. and too smart.

Julia Allison

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Hamilton, your Aunt Carol - who runs the literature department at Princeton - is verrrrrry concerned about the direction of your journalistic proclivities. ;)

Julia Allison

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @fiveinchtaint: I did ask her permission. She is a very intelligent and professional woman and hopefully far too smart to be reading Gawker much.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @PandoraSpocks: We shouldn't without his permission. We don't want to give people the impression we're a bunch of assholes.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> "Let's talk about you aunt. What does she think of my tits?"

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Wow, Hamilton - ballsy of you to put a picture of your aunt on this blog. Peeps can be mean, you know. Hopefully your guillotine is at the ready.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Couldn't she use that silk scarf to maybe garrotte her?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @moff: She's a real Ho...ya.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Oh my God I also have an Aunt Carol! Fortunately for both of us I am only a lowly commenter.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @mitchel_stevens: "They come out of those... pods!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @karion: Aunt Carol? I know. What a publicity w...anter.

(No, I just couldn't go there. It's still too soon. Condolences, Ham.)

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @the supergoddess: Indubitably!

What's really strange is that your aunt's nametag read "Ask me about my Gawker-writing nephew."

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Very Good! May we call you Ham now?

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> they're coming for you barbara. uh, hamilton.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> It is almost like she wants to have her life chronicled on Gawker.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> She's holding Aunt Carol at boobpoint.

Aunt Carol (monotone): "Julie is treating me very well, I am not being harmed or coerced. Check out her blog, and look for her on Red Eye!"

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Can we just fast-forward to the part where Kevin Federline knocks her up, she does a Percocet-enhanced dance number at the VMAs and her dad takes power of attorney and locks her down pls? Thxbai.

Darienlake

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> ***
Believe me it's for the better.

TVAddendum

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> @baby flipper: is anyone else picturing a severed my little pony head here?

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> The blog posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> What a coincidence! Did they graduate in the same class?

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> This is just like the time Tinz put a horse's head in Richard's bed.

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> The little thought balloon over Julia's head says: "Boobies!". And poor Auntie Carol can do nothing but fix a thousand-yard stare on the exit sign.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Julia Allison Is Stalking My Family]]> Oh, Hamilton. You just don't get it. Aunt Carol's already dead.

Nard

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