<![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> He could just set it up on a roadside easel in Saudi Arabia with a "For Sale" sign and see how much he gets. Lots of money over there, I hear.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> >> @gawkimo: Touchy, touchy. Friend, in the cult of Gawker, nothing, not even Islam, is sacred. <<

Wha? Touchy? I'm serious: the 'Bramics are nuts, all of them. The religious Jews are only slightly less insane than the other "People of the Book" ('cause they don't believe in the covenant and don't think Jesus or Muhammad were magic). Just 'cause I knows what the shahada izz don' make me no supplica-tor. Al-hamdu-lillah.

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @gawkimo:

every 6 mos or so it seems like god tells someone in the us to throw their kids in the ocean or drown them in the bathtub

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @MENACEIISOBRIETY:

he's a witch! burn him!

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic: the caption underneath!

kingsquiddish

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> yo, that's the bomb!

[phatbenetar.blogspot.com]

phatbenetar

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @gawkimo: Touchy, touchy. Friend, in the cult of Gawker, nothing, not even Islam, is sacred.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> >> @gawkimo:Yeah, kind of like how Muhammed had to dumb Judaism down for the Arabs. <<

Oh, absolutely! Islam is the youngest of the archaic, misogynistic desert cults of Abraham, so it's even a more plagiaristic Middle Eastern religion than Christianity! If God told me to slit the throat of my son I'd check myself into a mental institution -- though I guess they didn't have those in Saudi Arabia at the time.

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> How can one tell the difference between a drawing of Muhammed and a drawing of a generic Arab?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Buy it. Reprint it. Blame it on Scientology and the Railians. Watch the world recoil in horror as the fatwa extends to Hollywood and Defamer's page count goes jihad.

PS: They think they found ricin here in Las Vegas, so THANK YOU Dutch man! I'm blaming you for sticking your dick in the hornets nest and stirring the honey pot, so to speak.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @gawkimo: so you're saying I was close. Got it.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> So...opening bid $1.50. I can line the bird cage with it, right?

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @gawkimo: Fail

Duffman

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @gawkimo:Yeah, kind of like how Muhammed had to dumb Judaism down for the Arabs.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> I'm not all up on my desecrating ikons rulz: if I bought it and burned it, I could be the target of a fatwa, yes? Because even though it is currently a sacrilege, burning it would still be burning an image of the Prophet (ergo, sacrilege). Would I get, like, 36 virgins for at least undoing the sacrilege?

I guess you could be all Muchampian and erase the bad part. Get your full allowance of virginity for that.

ninety_nine

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> >> Anyone know what the (assumed) Arabic says on the turban/bomb? <<

It's the shahada.

Oh, wait, this is Gawker . . . gotta dumb it down:

It's that, like, thingy you say to testify that you only beleive in one, like, god and that, like, Muhammad is that one god's messenger. Where's my Cosmo?!

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Let's put up a collection and help Gawker buy it. Think of the page views, Denton!

JDel

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> I dunno, I think he should hold onto it. It’ll be worth so much more when he becomes a martyr for his art.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic:

It says "WWACFDWCSTHCD?"

Translation: What would a crazy fucking dude with C4 strapped to his chest do?

HowardRoarkLaughed

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic: It says "There is no God but god, and Westergaard is the prophet"

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Would it be funny to me if I had attended the Starbuck's "meeting" in my finest Abu Ghraib costume, then read it?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic: I think it says 'Muhammad is my homeboy'.

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Maybe the Gap should buy it and print the image on a t-shirt to help their boring image problem and boost sales. It would make them look so 'edgy'.

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic: It says "drudgereport.com"

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> I heard the Prophet Muhammad ate all the lasagne in the follow up. John then straps cheese to his chest and wanders into an unsuspecting vets.

What was all the fuss about?

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @CaptainFantastic: not 100% but i think it's "Digg This!"

i could be wrong.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Anyone know what the (assumed) Arabic says on the turban/bomb?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Stop fighting it, man. It's OK to submit.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @YourGoldKeith: Hopefully, more than you'll ever realize.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Christ, what an asshole

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Are WE in danger because we looked at the image?

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> @fiveinchtaint: SHUT UP FANBOY

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Come on, Hammy. Xbox 360 is the choice of the moment.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> This Danish asshat is just asking for it.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> First of all I'd like to remind everyone that Islam is a compassionate religion centered around peace, understanding, brotherhood/sisterhood and tranquility.

With that said, Westergaard should eBay these cartoons. That won't stop the death threats but should fetch a pretty penny from a lucky collector.

NewRider

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> If all the fuss was about the poor craft and art of the thing, then I would understand.

popture

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Worst cartoon ever.

Still better than Garfield.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> So is there going to be fatwa on Hamilton, now that he reprinted the sacrilige?

azi

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> he colored outside the lines. BURN HIM!

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> What part of "There is a permanent fatwa on your head because you drew this cartoon in the first place" does this guy not understand?

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> (Insert 72 virgins joke here)

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already]]> Please to be respecting the Muslim people: it is our right to be respecting.

Metcalf

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