<![CDATA[Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie!]]> With glasses that big, she must be just on the verge of blindness. Will she be able to read the script?

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]]> <![CDATA[Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie!]]> It's funny because "Chicago" is about how fame is ridiculous.

I'm going to weep softly into my Bob Fosse biography for a while.

Sigh.

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]]> <![CDATA[Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie!]]> I saw the Broadway production a couple of years ago-it was terrible. At least there will be an actor someone has heard of in the show. The tour about a decade ago or so was much better.

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Wasn't she in Rent a while back too?

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