<![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @ADismalScience:

If by "mean", we're to understand "woefully overestimating her ability to grasp the importance of your plea", then yes. Way too mean.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Katie hosting a DNC debate would be like Katie on 60 minutes the other month, where I can only hope her questions were borrowed from The View.

"So Hillary, do you *like* Barack?"*
"What were YOU like in high school, Hillary?"*

*denotes actual questions

PhilipUster

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise: No prob. Mom was all passed out and didn't notice the quick gyno exam I gave her, just so I could bring you the truth. doh.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @PeenScene:
Thanks for the fact-check. Cervixey!

Also: doh.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @nowmedusa: the majority of school foods are nut-free due to peanut allergies common in children.

now re: the vah-jay-jays, wouldn't we be a kinder, gentler nation if everyone had one. the majority of men tend often to exhibit symptoms of PMS (think the world's wars, Karl Rove v. Democrats, or even MTV's Jackass), while a minority of pere-menapausal women go ballistic each month, if that. sure, you see a major catfight every now and then (a Filene's bridal sale for example, but at a low $99 can you blame 'em?), but "mano a mano"(sp?)is not the female way of life. as far as katie not getting close to the debates, it is and always has been a boy's club, a testosterone-driven nation, a man's world, for the most part. not even indira ghandi, margaret thatcher, or Oprah have changed that.

hugomania

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @Furious George: It totally is a creepy video. The melting ice cream gets me every time. "Stop it! It's going to be sticky!"

Also - I prefer to use "penii" as the plural for penis. More fun to say.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise: Doh, even a mo like me knows the vag is inside, vulve outside. Now "cerv" might be too insidery.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Fun fact: the scientific/medical plural for "penis" is "penes!"

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> I think this has a lot more to do with her being an irrelevant non-journalist who is killing one of the most historic positions in Journalism. Murrow sat in your chair - try to remember the greatness of those you follow before introducting another worthless "human interest" turdcast.

Too mean?

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Why not "vulve"? Too insidery?

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @lawyergay: I would opt for the vagi, as in, "The Gifts of the Vagi"

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @lawyergay: that's so vagisilly!

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Is the plural of "vag" "vags"? If you don't mind while I "type out loud" for a second, I'm going to try some alternatives: vages, vagz, vagez, vagis. Yep, vags.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @PimpMyCouch: not so sure -- we're discussing her pink hole here, not her black hole.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Also, Campbell Brown totally counts as a girl when she's riding my face.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @PimpMyCouch: After seeing that picture, I just watched the video on YouTube for the first time in years. Wow. It is every bit as creepy as I remembered it was!

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @Furious George: Totally! You nailed it.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @Ha Ha Sound: using little product is always the better choice

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> @PeenScene: No, it's just two.

We all know Hillary has had a set of balls in her pocket since around 1998.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Was there a debate on after school snacks? Damn, I would have wanted to see how peanut butter crackers held up. That chocolate chip cookie can be a real bitch.

nowmedusa

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Why are they even having more debates? There's nothing left to debate about. Would my cat look better with feathered hair, or should he just let it dry naturally after adding a little gel? Oh yeah, and the dollar's tanking.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> Katie, Hillary, and Barry -- ain't that 3 vags too many?

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Katie Couric Can Only Host Debates About After-School Snacks]]> The picture is giving off a really creepy "Black Hole Sun" vibe. Is it unphotoshopped?

Furious George

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