<![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Trick: Wow. An actual troll. I haven't seen one of these in a while. Gawker people, please execute?

@Trick: Too late for more executions?

@Trick: Close relation of Newtojezebel?

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My response was a troll? With 10 years on Usenet I know the main goal of a troll is to generate a response and seeing as how you three responded, I guess you can brand me a troll.

Or we could just brand you three as being a little to sensitive.

The simple fact is that the chick flicking off the Hummer because she thinks her brother was in Iraq because of that hummer is pretty damn moronic.

Trick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I can't help but think "gluttonous douchebag" when I see Hummers.

It's like little kids who never grew up.

It's mass consumption, and gluttony at its best. For those people taking offense and thinking it's personal, you're missing the point.

It's occuring at the same time that oil prices are skyrocketing, at the same time we're buying more and more oil from Islamic countries, with poor human rights issues, and borrowing money from a communist country to occupy a Muslim country, to keep using oil.

It's a stupid, ridiculous cycle, that the same type of person who drives a Hummer rails on about Muslim extremists, when they turn around and financially support terroristic activities by buying oil from those countries.

Indio

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> It would be much more effective to spray paint this on the Hummer.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> My boss drives a Hummer.

I flip HIM off, not his stupid car...

telenot

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @RhymesWithShoes: @crackbabyjesus:

An NRA, Glock, or Browning sticker works too. I have not been the target of road-rage since I started displaying my pride in my Second Amendment Rights on the back window of the above mentioned carbon offender.

BigJames80

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Why is it that we treat those who drive Hummers like pricks, but are willing to accept soccer moms in Suburbans and Excursions, bankers in Super Duty Fords, and the like. Why are we willing to accept a family of three living in a 5000 square foot house, and a family of six in an 1800 square foot home. Let's just become the true Communists that everyone subconsciously seems to want to be and turn in all our real and personal property to the government and allow it, being much wiser than any of us, to redistribute the property per their standards. You only get what the government says you absolutely need (and the politicians keep the rest for themselves - but we don't know that).

I for one am for personal choice. If someone is so prejudiced to decide that you're a dick based on what you drive, to hell with them. I am a financial adviser and I drive a four year old F150 2wd that gets 17mpg on a good day. Yeah, I could go out and get something better on gas, but I came up poor and I'm not going to get rid of a perfectly functioning vehicle that's cheap to maintain before it's wore out just because a failed politician and his cult say I should drive a hybrid. My truck has over 110,000 miles on it, and I plan on driving it until the cost of maintaining it exceeds the cost of a replacement. Reduce, re-use (or, in the case of cars, repair), and recycle.

On a side note, when I was in college, I worked for my buddy's excavation company during the summers - yeah, I'm a financial adviser that can run a dozer, install a stormwater system, and knows what hydraulic oil tastes like. We had a military surplus Hummer that we built a utility body on. It could get to any piece of equipment over any terrain with a half ton of tools, diesel, and oil on its back. Best off-road service truck, ever.

BigJames80

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> HUMMER is a great vehicle. Expensive on gas if you got the $$$ no problem. For environmental issue who cares!... End of the world will come before we save the earth.

cobra007

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @crackbabyjesus: I love it! I just get too pissed to even think of anything like that and before I know it my middle finger shoots up and its all over. I may have anger issues, but at least I'm right.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Ummwhat:
The yellow ones remind me of the "short bus."
The one the "special" kids rode.
Love the website.
Posers who buy over sized, vision blocking fake Army trucks?
I feel sorry for them and their tiny peni.






biminitwst

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @usa1:

Hey, I'm flipping you off right fucking now.

Grandjester

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Ok, now I'm going to be waiting for sites like FUxD and FUTundra.com. I think FUPrius would be the easiest to get people in on.

79TA

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> why is the the guy mooning the camera and not the car?? i think he's missing the point. so many protests turn into fratboyesqe antics and everyone smiles as they rage.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @crackbabyjesus: I've found that blowing kisses at a road-raged driver after "offending them" is equally satifying. No less life-threatening...but the look on their face is totally worth it.

RhymesWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> You know what works really well to piss off testosterone-junky drivers? Giving them the crybaby face. I live in LA, and anytime some jerkoff in a Lamborghini or Hummer or other such macho vehicle gets all agitated and honks at me in my wee Mini as I am waiting for a parking spot, waiting to turn, etc...I turn around and to the "boohoo, let me wipe my tears cuz the little car won't let me go..waaaah" face. It might get me killed one day, but I know it damages their little-boy souls.

crackbabyjesus

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> The real joke here is the people that think Hummer Drivers care that you are flipping them off!

Lenny the Lint

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> This is just a servicey introduction to FUH2-- site has been around for a while, as you will see if you check out the sheer number of photos on there.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> How does her brother serving in iraq have ANYTHING to do with what someone wants to drive? In this case, a gas guzzling hummer.

Go hug some tree's you damn hippies.

reefer

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @bittergreen: Kudos to your neighbor for getting rid of his lawn. Lawns are a big waste of water. It would've been better if he had put in some plants that don't need a lot of water, but still.

By the way, what's this doing on Gawker? Hummer hatin' isn't a just a Noo Yawk thing.

Hyman Decent

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Do I get any credit for flipping off Al Gore? He's responsible for thousands of times more CO2 emissions and fuel use than I will ever be.

GiltProto

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I don't flip 'em off. I reason that if Hummers are a status thing, the best revenge isn't to display anger but treat them and their owners as hopelessly silly. I have this studied series of actions used when crossing the street in front of a Hummer or any other dumbass car: a quick little look at the driver, a disbelieving roll of the eyes, self-righteous smile, a shake of the head. In sum, the drivers can tell I'm thinking "OMG you're driving THAT? LOL!"

I'm a UES gay, I can do directive smugging quite well, thankyouverymuch.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> If this is about patriotism, let's be sure to flip off the imported cars too.
How about the performance cars that suck gas and only carry two people?
Let's be sure to flip off the people in big energy-wasting houses. Let me define "big", OK?
Then let's flip off the people that burn fuel by flying or even just going on vacation.
How about flipping off people with long commutes? I'll let you know what "long" is.
Better yet, how about flipping off anyone who owns a car.
Since this is about environmental impact too, how about people that eat meat? There's someone who needs to be flipped off.

This is great. There's endless possibilities! It's just a matter of how far you want to take it, because its just a matter of degree from owning a Hummer and the other items I mentioned above. There's no black and white here.

usa1

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> ihumpedyourhummer was vastly superior because it featured video. There are only so many ways to give the finger in a photo, but there are infinite ways to creatively thrust against large vehicles.

pourtant

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> This groundbreaking Web site could be the event that finally turns the tide away from our petroleum-based society and towards a more sustainable future. The powerful social effect of extending a finger towards an inanimate objects recalls the courage that inspired Ghandi to drive England from India, or soldiers to make suicide charges towards machinegun nests to save their pinned-down colleagues. If I may be so bold, these gestures of disgust and disapproval will move even the most hardened hearts, and Hummers everywhere will be driven to scrapyards everywhere where their owners, tears running down their cheeks, will joyfully surrender their hulking emissions machines to the tender mercies of the crusher. This courageous lass from the frozen North will be celebrated in song and story for generations to come, as were those victorious few at Agincourt. For she who flips the bird with me this day shall be my sister. Be she ne'er so vile, this day will gentle her condition. And those Hummer drivers still abed shall think themselves accursed that they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst anyone speaks who posted on FUH2!

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I nannied the child of a noveaux riche uber-suburbanite family. One day the Mrs. came home with a shiny red H2. She was so excited: "I just LOVE it! It's so PRACTICAL!" Glorious. Because Hummers are so maneuverable and efficient! It's the perfect thing for city driving! And it's so roomy! The three of them won't even have to be within shouting distance of each other.

prettyparadox

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> People who drive Hummers do so because it is a status symbol. A really stupid excuse of a status symbol, but one all the same.

crescentia

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> What does she think her brother was driving in Iraq?

Definitely not an H2.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Here's a few more.

[www.citizenworks.org]

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Mediahohoho: They aren't even in the top 10. How soon they forget...

While sentencing Honda executives in a $15 million bribery and kickback scheme, a Federal judge said yesterday that the company "could well be accused of being negligent," but not criminally culpable, for ignoring the scandal's warning signs.

The comments by the judge, Joseph A. DiClerico Jr. of the Federal District Court in Concord, N.H., could bolster the more than two dozen lawsuits brought against Honda by dealers around the country.

"Everybody had their eyes on money instead of a very simple and basic understanding of what is right and what is wrong," Judge DiClerico said.

Honda declined to comment on the judge's statements, saying only that the sentencing of its former executives "helps bring closure to a difficult period in our history."

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> no sweety, your brother accomplished nothing with 3 tours in iraq. nothing. get a clue.

Claystil

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Trick: Close relation of Newtojezebel?

nonethewiser

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> That girl's dumb. But so are H2's. She should drive one, letting loose a flash of stupid visible from space. She doesn't realize the target market for H2's are exactly the people who revel in pissing off duck squeezers and neohippies en masse. Thanks for the free H2 ad campaign, dumbass.

H2's are asinine, but the H1 was actually a pretty cool 4x4, if you're into that sort of thing. It had an efficient, if underpowered 6.2L diesel, geared hubs at the end of independent driveshafts, 18" of ground clearance, and the ability to surmount a 16" vertical obstacle. The tire pressure could also be controlled from within the vehicle. These are all great things.

So of course GM killed it. Idiots.

stjohn

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> My fav bumper sticker. . .

Support the War
Donate your Hummer

zaida

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Hummers aren't really much more gas-guzzling than any other giant SUV. This article did give me a great case of the giggles this morning though. Flipping off inanimate objects is funny. Although I must agree that many men who drive oversize and or extraordinarily overprices vehicles tend to be making up for smaller things, if you catch my drift. Maybe all the fingers are just showing that the owner's manhood is smaller than said finger.

crackbabyjesus

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I drive an SUV, not a Hummer, but still an American SUV. All vehicles consume fossil fuels directly, or indirectly, this argument goes a lot deeper than what we may be currently driving. I'm hoping for an organic solution, but we are not there yet. The real tool bags are the freaks that burnt down a Hummer dealership to prove an environmental point. Disgrace..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @raincoaster: I know. I was just joking.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Remember kids: Do your duty as an American. Flip off a gas guzzler today! (Don't do anything nuts like stop driving cars and get a bicycle, though! There's no catharsis in changing your behaviors. That can only come from self-righteous acting out!)

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Sarcastro: It's not even the same vehicle: the Hummer here is just a cheap knockoff that looks the same but has none of the same capabilities. It's as ersatz and pretentious as they come; you will never find a real vet driving one.

@Trick: Too late for more executions?

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Mediahohoho: He has totes fabulous hair, but I think he's straight. The gay Dennis Leary is actually Margaret Cho.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Undeniably, Hummers are lame, but so is this site (the FUH2 site). They should take a hint from www.venganza.org. THAT is the way to get your philosophy across. Flipping off H2's just isn't terribly clever.

Real Hummers, like H1's and military HMMWV's are nifty, but suck to drive, so anyone using one as a daily driver….needs some help.

clinto

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I gottagitouttahere. I can actually feel myself getting stupidester.

*poof* And then he was g



beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @In Other News...:

You just made my "Favorite Commenter list"
:)

Bancho

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Bought the T-shirt and the rear window sticker...


POLAЯBEEЯ

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Trick: Wow. An actual troll. I haven't seen one of these in a while. Gawker people, please execute?

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> A moment of seriousness. An H2 does embody what others in the world find offensive about the United States, namely: arrogance, greed, and waste.

I am proud to be an American, and the one thing I love most about this country is the freedom to criticize it, as illustrated by this string of comments, on both sides. Without criticism there can be no change and progress.

In the interest of full disclosure, I do think that H2's are offensive, socially, politically and environmentally.

Final thought: I always cringe when I see patriotism and militarism wadded together in some sort of unholy congress. Same goes for religion and patriotism.

wookie1901

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @mytdawg: Yes, but at least a Hummer has the advantage of driving a stake through the heart of one of the stupidest corporations on the face of the planet, bar none.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Sarcastro: Thank you. I had to explain that definition of hummer less than 3 days ago to someone who only knew the negative connotations of the giant gas guzzler. That said, I've always like a hummer (traditional use).

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @BettyCrocker: The gay Denis Leary?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I hate Hummers just about as much as I hate bicyclists who ride slowly down the middle of streets in NYC, or the ones who ignore the bike lane and ride on the other side of the street in my way.

To get a little SAT on your asses:

Hummer:Ignorant Douche::Bicycle:Self Tighteous Douche.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Maybe next week they can go after Toyota Sequoias or one of their giant trucks but a gas guzzling Toyota probably doesn't have the same allure. I'm sure somehow that's different. They make Prius so their gas guzzlers aren't socially irresponsible like GM's. They get a free pass.

Jackasses.

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Silly twat. We didn't invade Iraq and cause the deaths of 1,000,000 of Iraqis just so entitled little dicks could drive Hummers. We also did it so suburban moms could ram anything on the road in their Tahoes and sponsors could stick their logos on modified production cars that only turn left in the death race fuel burning road rage orgies that the drooling retard masses worship as NASCAR. I flip off the whole stupid country. So...how 'bout that Carl Edwards, y'all?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @In Other News...: I think Dennis Leary did your comment in video form.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Bancho: I am driving a yellow Hummer with the driver side window down, my red beret almost flying off and my ascot trailing behind me like a horizontal plume of polka-dotted smoke. I look completely ridic bu totes enjoying the Cuban cigar in my mouth. I run over small animals and scream obscenities in French to throw off the environmentalists. I am heading toward my huge house in Westchester County so my beautiful Hummer can frolick with my selection of horses kidnapped from a ranch in Abu Dhabi. My manservant is preparing my wine cooler cocktail with a twist of lemon as we speak, and my lover is splayed out on the bed to facilitate her most majestic Hummer-driving lover.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Somebody should even out the hate and start:
IHumpedAndFlippedOffYourDullAssMidSizedSedan.com


DustyButt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I like this effort's bold combination of herd-mentality with immaturity. It unequivocally delivers a powerfully artistic sociopolitical statement.

Just probably not the one they think it does.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @vulturesquadron: A military-issue Fiat Strada?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @In Other News...:

I read your post while imagining that you were actually a Hummer driver and laughed my ass off. No offense intended though :D

Bancho

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Wow, this chick is pretty damn stupid for thinking her brother was in Iraq so some slob can drive a Hummer.

Never underestimate the stupidity people in this country are capable of I guess...

Yo flick'n off chick. Don't have children and breed more stupid people.

And thank your brother for doing his duty in Iraq even though you don't have the slightest clue on what he was really for, you freaking moron.

Trick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I'm a snob. I only flip off Maybachs.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> And what happens, guys, when your home slides into the ocean, and you need a Hummer to help pull it out? Gonna flip it off then? Or if you need one for space travel? To carry large payloads between Venus and the Moon? Or perhaps battle Golthor the Tyrant and his Army of the Undead? Huh? Are you gonna try that shit in your little Volkswagon Jetta? Yeah, I didn't think so.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @vulturesquadron: That's kind of the point. Huge, military-style vehicles should probably be used by the military rather than a suburbanite with ego issues ferrying the tykes to soccer practice.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @vulturesquadron: When bored teenagers start planting IEDs on the Garden State Parkway, then you can you make your stupid point again.

The Cooler

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @jadedperson: What are these things, like $50-60k? Not exactly the rarified heights that would warrant such a tag, but I like the idea for a 959 or something.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> What I've been longing for are little all-weather stickers reading "Tiny Penis Club of America: Breaking the silence and the shame." And every time I see a car or a truck bigger than most people's houses, on it would go in a discreet place next to the license plate.

regisgoat

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I mooned a Cadillac once.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I knew it was right to think that Roger Clemens was an arrogant prick, worthy of my disdain, when I discovered that he drives a Hummer.

NoWukkers

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> What does she think her brother was driving in Iraq?

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Seen last week on the Long Island Expressway: Hummer with plates reading "ucantbuy1"

Clearly result of a tragic castrado incident in youth

jadedperson

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> My 3-year-old loves Hummers. The dolts who purchase these monstrosities have approximately the same mental capacity.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Ummwhat: which will inevitably go towards gas money.

Asunshine

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> [www.ihumpedyourhummer.com]

narnio

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I am now collecting submissions for my new website exclusively featuring bleeding heart yuppies getting run over by Hummers.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Ever since my new(-ish) neighbor 3 door downs decided to brick over his entire front lawn and park his Hummer on it, i've been esepcially disdainful of the vehicles.

bittergreen

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Ummm.... we're not in Iraq so morons can drive Hummers and idiots can flip them off. We're there because:


+ Watch video

sadclown

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> At 3.5 miles per gallon, it costs $3,132 to fill up one of these monstrosities.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Asunshine: Yeah, and i guess when the economy bottoms out, rather than selling it for scrap, you could throw a taxi sign on the roof and make a couple bucks.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Tools.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> My husband said it best, "Nothing says I'm an asshole like driving a Hummer!"

ktclementine

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @danisaikou: Probably just some defense attorney.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> @Ummwhat: i find the yellow ones the least offensive. at least you can pick up some stray children and play it off as "the short bus".

Asunshine

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I saw a hummer parked near Port Authority with the license plate "NT GUILTY". So. Cool.

ダニー最高

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> What's everyone got against blowjobs?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> I find the yellow ones especially offensive.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[How To Flick Off A Hummer]]> Dibs on the FUJA.com

TVAddendum

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