<![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Somewhere Sanjaya finally gets the last laugh, and unemployment check.

laney

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Ronn (sic) Torrossian's Future Clients, "The Best Goddamned Singers In America"

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Neurosyphilis-induced progressive dementia and mesiotemporal atrophy on brain MRI: a phase 3, placebo-controlled, randomized clinical trial. Cowell, et al.

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Spontaneous Celebrations Erupt On the Day Music Died

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Idiot Kids Don't Care That They're Blocking the TV

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Cialis Works!

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> If only we could vote them all off.

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Richard: NO, ACTUALLY, it is I who is in love with Mr. Jason Dreadlocks!!!!

I don't know how I'll be able to continue without the sass quotient brought by Danny Noriega. RIP, sweet Danny, your purple clip-on extensions and prolific eye-rolling were too beautiful for this world.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Ratio of whites to blacks in show biz revealed to be six to one

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Psychiatrist Finds the Voices in Paula's Head To Be Diverse But Incredibly Upbeat

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Future High School Drama Teachers of America

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Not Surprisingly, Seacrest Taught Them How To Do This

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Steverino: That one takes the cake.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @semiserious: Oddly David Archuleta doesn't have his hand raised.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Cause of Death: "Up With People"

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Ta-Blah!

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Why are American girls so big, and the men so small?

trojanhorse

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Steverino: $8? You must be an optimist.

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Life Miserable For Siamese Twin Sets When Not Huddled Together For Group Photos

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> 25% Minorities: That's Good Enough

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> The one with the dreads fed us mushrooms earlier!! yaaaaayyy!

laney

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> 2010 $8 Bin

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Conbon: Horrid Extra Dry

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> the unemployment line looks like fun

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Many Will Enter; One Will Go On to Have Poor-to-Mediocre Record Sales and Get Dumped by Their Label

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Drama Club alumni still fags.

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> "All those moving back in with your parents next year raise your hands."

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @BK_KT: I can't stand him. I am, however, wildly in love with Dreadlocks McGee.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Black Guy Obscured In Back Row Strangely Hopeful; Preferential Photo Staging Suggests Otherwise

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Ford: Proud Sponsor of American Edsel

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Ahhh David Archuleta is made of puppies n rainbows!!!!1!!!1

I mean... um... I have no idea who these people are... never seen em in my life.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Sniper's Ammo Clip Picks a Fine Time to Jam

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Pitchy, twitchy, bitchy, kitschy, witchy, glitchy, itchy, dishy, swishy, fishy, squishy, and David.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @In Other News...: Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, ambivalent.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> "WHEEEEEEE-ehhhhh-EEEEEE!"

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Hilton High School Show Choir Fights Accusations of Racism and Defends Placing Sole Black Male in Back Row: Claims Decision Based on Member's Insistence on Wearing Hideous Sweater

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> "Right Guard" Misses Out on Obvious Marketing Tie-In

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @La Cieca: If I said that sounded sexy, would I be wrong?

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> More fun than OTIII

Daily Slag

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Slap Me 60!

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Richard: And three heads. Brave Sir Robin just pissed himself.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Gossip Girl Stand-ins Have Moment In The Shade

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Richard: ("Man in Middle)
kkheeeeee!! genius!

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @CodePink: Heartbreaking.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Richard: Man in the Middle Has Tremendous Wingspan and Is Also The Only One Whose Eyes Contain That Certain Kind of Sadness That Says "I Wish I Weren't Driven--I Betray My Own Ideals"

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Omna homi naskas libera ed egala relate digneso e yuri.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @Dickdogfood: you can say that again.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> INVISIBLE CONFEDDY!!1!!1!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> According to everything I know about Beatle rumors, this photo is proof that all these people are dead.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Siamese Dodecaplets Tragically Elated, Optimistic Shortly Before Failed Separation Surgery.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Two singers, two ringers, two hotties, two notties, two strippers, and two future Dairy Queen soft-serve dippers

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Diablo Cody and Her USC Film School Screenwriting Class a Go Go!

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Man In Middle Has Enormous Arm Span (And One Black Arm)

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Raise your hand if you're gay, a stripper, or already had a major label deal!

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Wingspan Club Prepares To Welcome Honorary Member Clay Aiken

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> "...THE ARISTOCRATS!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Getting a GED, The Musical

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Gays, whores and badly coiffed drag queens: which one is your child?

Gregoire

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> The future cast members of Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Fit Club....

BabsieT

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Airtime Outlives Talent

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @mathnet: Nice.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> South Coast High School Senior Trip 2008

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> @mathnet: Well, that renders MY comment redundant.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> The Cast Of CATS All Come Out At Once.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> I love how the entire cast of most, if not all, reality shows end up looking like a Gap ad circa 1995. It's all very multi-cultural and far too much low-label denim.

regimentkhaki

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Photo Snapped Mere Seconds Before Tragic Backdrop Accident

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> FAME! I'm gonna live for seconds!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Unthreateningly Plain Models from 2004 Gap Winter Catalogue Reunite

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]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Emma Bunton Grimaces, Waves Halfheartedly, Knew Spice: The Next Generation Was as Bad an Idea as Going Half-Brunette

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Future Nobodies Shine Brightly and Briefly, Like A Piece Of Metal Glinting In The Sun]]> Be-shawled Contestant With Ill-fitting Wig Clarifies Nonchalance

mathnet

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