<![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy! - Gawker Comments]]>

<![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Spitzer Remains Tight Lipped

Ed Lister

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @fiveinchtaint: Good one! lol

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Ever wonder why some women promptly divorce their husbands after such a public embarrassment, right after the dog-awful public apology? The next day these women look at what's standing next to them in the "I sowwy" announcement photo splashed across every newspaper for the world to see. Woman: And I married this lemon-suckin' seedbag? What was I thinking?!? lol

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Wife Wistfully Imagines Lilac Bush Where She Will Discard The Penis

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Merits Of Steak Vs. Butter Knives Pondered

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Stand by your mane.

Malarcus

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> There Will Be Blood

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Should we say 'allegedly'?"

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> bit, not be

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "What if I told you I had only eight weeks to live, and Silda here refused to have sex with me before I died? Ok, that's not true, but what if it was? Wouldn't you all feel just a little be ashamed of yourselves?"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "In pennance, I will now eat my own lips, and then report back to you shortly."

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "And now, to demonstrate my renewed commitment honoring sacred marital bed, I will now copulate with Silda in your presence. Please have your cameras ready."

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Douchebag behavior excused by flag lapel pin.

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Face The Assignation.

NotAndersonCooper

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: And the goose totally cooked? And the Friar totally Tucked. If you know what I mean.

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> The Frown not even $55,000.00 could turn upside down!

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> The Fateful Moment Silda Spitzer Realized She Married A Ferengi

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Spitzer Now Out As Governor - Already Auditioning For "Bitter-Beer-Face" Campaign In Lieu Of Disbarrment.

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Consider the pooch totally screwed.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Elrond Desperately Wants To Return To The Shire.

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Disgraced Governor Tries to Swallow His Face To Hide His Shame From Wronged Wife and Outraged Voters

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's!"

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> There Ain't No Way to Hide Your Lyin' Incisors.

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @In Other News...: You are on fire in this thread!

htotheomo

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "American Gothic With Pitchfork Stuck in Male Buttocks."

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> The First Lady Finds Out She Was Not

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Silda's Hair Becomes a Mess After Yellow Chopsticks Mysteriously Launch Themselves Toward American Flag

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "I Knew I Should've Agreed to Anal"

htotheomo

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Hi guys. So, what's tomorrow's headlines gonna read?"

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Somnambulance Chasers

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

harbl_madness

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Illustration You Find Next to the Word "Frown" In the Dictionary

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Gollum Suits Up, Announces Run for President

MadameDecline

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Silda Carefully and Quietly Rips A New One

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> don't know who is happier at this moment. joe bruno or sarah lacy?

magoo

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @In Other News...: ha2!

stew

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "I bet I'm not gonna get any for the rest of the month."

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day....

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Do you blame me? She looks like that all-annoying Patricia Heaton after a three-day bender.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Oh no...bitter beer face!

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Rachel Cut Linked to Aniston Curse

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Donna Murphy and Patrick Stewart (With Toupee) Announce New Star Trek Movie.

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Audience Transported by Governor's Masterful Performance on the Air Bugle

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> I'm a fucking Cleveland Steamer...roller......! Sigh.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Horndog Blowhard Ruins Everything for Everybody; LOLZ Gettin' Harder to Find

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @stew: @Tammany_Fall: Hah!

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Why does every lying liar make that fucking face? Clemens did it in every photo I saw, same with Kobe. Make a new guilt-face asstards!

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "We're shocked. Shocked."

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @stew: I think that's more like an "Uh-Oh" face.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Hold me now, its hard for me to say 'I'm sorry'."

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Silda Ponders How Many Diamonds a Pearl Necklace Makes

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "See hon, maybe if you try rolling your lips over your teeth like this..."

NewRider

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Spitzer swallows.

aeebee

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> (contemplates worth of half of all marital assets, sale of tell-all memoir, smiles on the inside)

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Spitzer Shows His "Oh" Face

stew

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Man's Face Begins to Implode; Wife Not Alarmed

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Of course I do.

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @surfbeavernsb: Salvation Army. Actually, he could really use either.

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Hmmmm, let's see.....El Camino: Car or Truck?"

Garanimal Logic

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Maybe someday we'll be able to look back on this and- never mind.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Eliot Spitzer Annoyed that Scheduling Press Conference in Back Closet of Sub-Sub-Sub Basement in Oklahoma Bureau of Gobvernor's Office Still Draws 100+ Reporters

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> My bad!

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @In Other News...: Goodwill?

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "To express my devotion to my loving wife, I have allowed her to take my teeth."

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "High Five? Anyone?"

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Client 9 + 1st Lady = TENsion!!1!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @CaptainFantastic: Yeah well, we all know where that tie has been.

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Open Caption, Closed Mouths

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> First Lady Thinks of Creative Places to Put that Microphone

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @In Other News...: But that was going to be mine!

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> On Day 435, Everyone's Frumpy

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "If I make a President Bush face I might get out of this one"

iahuff

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: It's nicer than that.

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Power Couple Disappointed In His Choice of Tie

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Unfortunately the Governor's attempts to add some levity with a Popeye imitation fell flat."

Snowden

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Guv's Wife Knocks His Teeth Out Before the Start of the Presser

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> I am a stray-ing American.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Do you know how much ass I have turned down to be with this prick?"

BabsieT

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Spitz and Missus"

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "I should've just called Geico."

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "Get your finger out of my ass, Silda".

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "I felt so bad about it that I gave my wife a pearl necklace!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Did he leave his teeth behind at the hotel?

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Although It's the Worst Day of His Life, Silda Can't Help but Goose Eliot

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> She's proud of him! Do you think she'll make a run for governor now?

It's got to be the fertility drugs in New York's water making men act this way!

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "And I promise the people of New York and my wife, whenever I did 'mouth-to-ass' action, I kept my lips tucked into my mouth like this."

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Why is Mrs. Spitzer dressed like a Republican's wife?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> Woman not sure if she left the gas on, man wonders the same.

ittakesonetoknowone

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "You left your monogrammed hanky on the side table, didn't you?"
"Oy vey, I did!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "I overpaid"

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Oopsy Daisy!]]> "We can't believe he didn't get a receipt."

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