<![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> This memoir told me something I didn't want to know: [www.dailymail.co.uk]

No one can doubt the one who once played the singing nun.

pufflehuff

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> I was raised by a giraffe in a zoo, but every time I try to sell the story, a publisher just laughs. Who can I sue?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> @mitchel_stevens: True. And it's ok. No one really pays attention to me unless I say something really offensive.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> @Conbon:
Oh nuts. Didn't notice that.
On the bright side, at least we didn't acknowledge the trainwreck that is currently E.R.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> It hasn't hurt me at all, because I've decided to just go ahead and write my own fake memoir.

maxsparber

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> @mitchel_stevens: Hey!

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> PS: Do you love this guy for using the word "flensing?" Screw medicine, man, write about your personal connection to whaling--or to Judy Blume's "Blubber."

LilyBonesBurana

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> Sold one. Already mounted a preemptive defense, with pictures and documentation--which I guess you've gotta do in this climate of justified suspicion.

Guess it's coming down to: If you can't prove it, ya can't publish it.

Also, now changing pen name to "Anarchy McSlutpants" to capitalize on Venn Diagram career overlap with Teh Diablo Cody.

LilyBonesBurana

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> Truth really fucks up Art.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> "operating table narrative are"
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raychie

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> Umm, I'm no expert but last time I checked a memoir was an autobiographical piece of literature generally focusing on a period in a person's life, thus rendering the obligatory "I was born...blah blah blah" shit unnecessary.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> Get back to work, House.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> I actually am working on my memoir, and Gawker has finally given me a title: I Couldn't Make This Shit Up If I Tried.

People Paula

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Memoirists Ruining it For Everybody Else, Naturally]]> I think you should be angry with Hugh Laurie, not Frey.

Conbon

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