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Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Furious George — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:47:16 EDT

And for the record, I have a huge 80s-girl fetish. I love '80s hair, '80s thongs, '80s tan lines, hoop earrings, etc.

Furious George

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Furious George — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:46:38 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: It was a penis joke!

Furious George

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

ADismalScience — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:13:16 EDT

@fiveinchtaint:

If you hadn't capitalized properly I would have assumed you were just insulting me in some bizarre way. Today's lesson kids: PUNCTUATION, SYNTAX, AND GRAMMAR MATTER!!!

ADismalScience

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

fiveinchtaint — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:54:27 EDT

@ADismalScience: Haha - oh man. Thanks for following up - I feared I had offended you. Calling someone shithead usually does that, but if you know the reference then it's cool.

fiveinchtaint

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

ADismalScience — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:50:09 EDT

@fiveinchtaint:

It took some googling before the lols could begin, but bravo

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Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:03:52 EDT

Well this just helps to explain how it is that the constabulary always seems to break through my supposed "DoNotCall" telephone barrier in order to solicit me for donations.

At which point, I always (Is It a?) lie: "Sorry Officer -- I'm unemployed."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Hamud Ibn Hamud — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:09:42 EDT

I'd seriously consider investing some money in a ratemyproctologist.com.

But it would definitely need to include a search function for terms like "bodybuilder," "hairy," "muscular," "horny," -- you know, that kind of thing.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:47:16 EDT

@Furious George: Only an 8? Is it because of the '80s hair?

fiveinchtaint

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Furious George — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:22:58 EDT

My pants are rating that cop in the photo a solid 8 right now.

Furious George

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Kakapo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:13:12 EDT

Someone needs to be the first to mention that the site is actually still down or is, once again, down.

Kakapo

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:12:51 EDT

@ADismalScience: Here, have some LemonJello, Shithead.

fiveinchtaint

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

ninety_nine — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:12:07 EDT

No, it could be useful. Like the inverse about the old Steven Wright joke about the worst doctor. Some where out there is -- well, may be -- an actual good cop.

ninety_nine

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

narnio — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:07:25 EDT

@ADismalScience: "The only problem is that people who are interested in wasting their time on online directories don't really notice their local cops."

Also, all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

narnio

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

ADismalScience — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:05:30 EDT

So your argument is that only poor people know cops? Is this a chapter of Freakonomics or something?

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Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

narnio — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:04:59 EDT

Stuff white people like! I saw it on VSL!

narnio

Website To Separate Good Cop From Bad

Nic Fit — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:00:26 EDT

Oh, come on, a lot of people who regularly get hassled by the cops have the internets. I imagine Sean Bell and his friends all had sidekicks, high speed connections, etc. This sounds like a really good service.

Nic Fit