hamburgerhotdog

It's like half your efforts to build an image also consist of trying to cram the exact interpretation we should have of you down our throats. If you want to be "famous" that's fine -- work it, girl, wear the condoms, date whomever, whatever. Put it out there! Be Brave! But you don't get to be the performer and the audience. You don't really get to erase what all of our experience and education tells us about your act, which is that you're essentially a fraud with a very convenient sense of victimhood.

cassandra

Also, if you're hoping that one comment will clear your name, you might also want to think back on the pretty evil things you said about Jakob Lodwick after the breakup. The point is, you're in no position to moralize.

cassandra

Julia Allison

PS: Kind of starting to heart Mary more than you. Save me!

pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK

Sebaceous

TallulahSkankhead

TallulahSkankhead

gawksFromaRock

Unfun

gawksFromaRock

cassandra

gawksFromaRock

Says a former friend: "Emily wants everyone-or at least a small sliver of New York's male media world-to think she's smart. And they want to fuck her. Both sides, thus far and pretty much, have gotten what they want."

So maybe peddle that bullshit elsewhere?

cassandra

Did you quit gossiping on television when you quit blogging?

suitep

TheBigDoggy

"... currently scientists are worried that certain parasitic entities based on the western seaboard of the United States are being mimicked on the East. The species Parisiticas Hiltonas, once only found in warmer climes, seems to have split and formed a sub-species in large urban areas. This new parasite - Parasitas Rambinis - has recently been discovered in New York. It is of the same genus as the Hiltonas species - primarily defined by it's low weight-to-brain ratio, it's spindly arms and legs, and abhorrent fascination with it's own image in any shape or form. This relatively new creature leaves a trail of stupidity in the form of blog-posting about subjects only relating to itself. Having latched onto an equally vapid host - usually the common-or-garden species of Allisonus - it leeches off the host's latent networking skills to promote itself at all costs. This can take the form of any lowest common denominator activity, from simple outbursts of "look at me in a shitty dress" to more involved diatribes such as "i design handbags that people rilly want, rilly, they do" when obviously no-one is interested in them. Parasitas Rambinis stands out in urban areas due to it's inherent lack of taste, style, or common decency. When it becomes bored, it enjoys standing on glass tables and jumping up and down, screeching in an unknown and unintelligent dialect about nothing in particular. Unlike it's cousin, the American Cockroach (Periplaneta americana), Parasitas Rambinis actually seeks out the light and company of humans, where it feeds off short-term kindness and vacuous conversation about the most idiotic of topics - they are almost never found near the fridge, though. Apparently sensitive about it's own horrid appearance, Parasitas Rambinis often resorts to desperate measures to protect its outer shell through injections into its lips, just below the lower mandibles. It can appear to most as of an indeterminate age - hearing it speak usually gives the wrong estimation of being under 5 years old, when in fact, it is actually closer to 30. Sadly, Parasitas Rambinis has a long life span unless you can catch one in a jar and throw it out the window.

VirusWithShoes

hamburgerhotdog

Oddly enough you don't follow your own advice. How's that macbook air?

hamburgerhotdog

matto

The One

Trixie from Toronto

Regarding her bags, did you ever see the Brady Bunch Movie? The character of Mike Brady was comissioned by various suitors to come up with designs for their particular needs. Every design centered around the Brady house. Guy wanted a gas station, looked like the Brady House. The guy wanted a restuarant, it looked like the Brady house.

My point? JUST BECAUSE YOU CHANGE THE FABRIC DOESN'T MAKE A SHITTY BAG MORE TOLERABLE. You can only put so much lipstick on a pig before people realize it's still a pig.

the-cubicle-dweller

Julia Allison

ThereMustBeAPony

And has she expanded the line a bit? Are there other handbags? Or only those bizarre wrist restraints?

So many questions, so few answers.

I want one of you Manhattanites to go to one of her spin classes. Pretty please.

Trixie from Toronto

BalknChain

That's my feeling about your comment. Bravo.

htotheomo

The One

All I know is I'd eff that monkey before I would JA.

Kelly Kreth

Darienlake

The One

The One

Wendy_Kroy

Now where's that article about Nicole Kidman's bat-face? I'm going to photoshop JA's weave onto it and cackle maniacally.

BK_KT

Agreed. I read her blog like it's opposite day, and luckily it works with what I was already doing. Fishnets, yes; brown and black, NEVAH! Besides, since when did having opinions and being picky about stuff make you a style maven?

TallulahSkankhead

lawyergay

Hot Foot

KarenUhOh

With JA you know she's trying hard to be appear a good person on some level (futile but she tries), you don't get the same vibe from this thumble twat. She's just boring, annoying, label mongering, and now ridiculously shallow. One waste of a human being.

Hey Mary, if anything, based on your body type, you needs to firm up that stomach, and maybe get some ass and breast implants. Oh, and a lobotomy would work wonders for your intelligence.

the-cubicle-dweller

blogissuchanuglyword

try and keep up gawkers.

Hot Foot

Tammany_Fall

FitnessMadeSimple

Sebaceous

Theda_Bara

Cheap Shot