Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy - Gawker Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Rosewater — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:36:48 EDT

Got Carried away.

Rosewater

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

onebadclam — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:32:27 EDT

Beer Goggle camera lens well worth the money.

onebadclam

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:32:35 EDT

@FitnessMadeSimple: Ribbons on sticks to you!

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FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:09:35 EDT

My first successful open caption! I'm honored. I'd like to thank the Academy.

...the one that gives out Rhythmic Gymnastics trophies.

FitnessMadeSimple

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Steverino — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:34 EDT

Cheap-Gay-Version-of-Oscar Statue Wanted The Black Actress To Win

Steverino

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:38:02 EDT

"I've Never Been So Happy to Have a Ken Doll Stuck In My Shock Absorbers!"

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Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Steverino — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:27:03 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker Given Honorary Kentucky Derby Medal

Steverino

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

dweeb — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:22:01 EDT

I erroneously jump the gun, throwing a wet blanket on the proceedings, and you respond with some of the best SJP lines I've seen in months.

Good job, Gawker commenters!

dweeb

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Steverino — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:20:58 EDT

SJP Ensnares, Displays Small Golden Man Who Tried To Fist Her

Steverino

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Dickdogfood — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:16:16 EDT

Photoshop Disasters, Unplugged

Dickdogfood

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Conbon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:09:44 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker wears only pearl necklace her husband has ever given her.

Conbon

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Gregoire — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:59:53 EDT

Carrie Bradshaw prepares to enjoy a sip of her Stoly gold man-tini.

Gregoire

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FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:45 EDT

Award-holder Fired First Day on Job for Failing to Hold Trophy Straight

FitnessMadeSimple

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In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:37:21 EDT

SATC Star Has the Midol Touch

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In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:58 EDT

ShoWest Jumps Shark By Awarding Movie Star Before Movie Is Even Released

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In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:01 EDT

Superman Statue Says, "Hey Lady, Can You Let Go Of My Legs? It's Bad Enough I've Been Dipped In GOLD!!!!!"

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In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:01 EDT

SATC Star Now Conjuring Up Torture Scenes for Saw V.

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In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:22:43 EDT

@FitnessMadeSimple: BWAH HA HAH!!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

In Other News... — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:22:21 EDT

"You Like It? I Call It 'Gulliver Stuck In Lilliput's Only Water Slide.'"

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Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Conbon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:18:58 EDT

Have you guys ever noticed that Sarah Jessica Parker resembles a horse?

Conbon

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:17:14 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

FitnessMadeSimple

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

AndIAmTellingYou — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:46 EDT

Jennifer Aniston Demonstrates Her Fetal Ray Gun; Says She Will Have Brad's Baby, "One Way Or Another."

AndIAmTellingYou

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

notsofresh — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:34 EDT

Starlet Chooses Ever-Larger Accessories to Distract from Wart on Chin

notsofresh

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Claystil — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:13 EDT

...and the doctor says "Why the long face."

Claystil

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

SoftBeadySuedeShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:22 EDT

SJP shows off her new "shocker" dildo. Batteries not included.

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

TedSez — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:12:07 EDT

"Although I've won many awards in my life, I'm proudest by far of my victory on 'American Gladiators.' Suck it, Venom!"

TedSez

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Colonel Mustard — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:11:54 EDT

Only Her Groomer Knows For Sure!

Colonel Mustard

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vibe-rater — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:10:15 EDT

"Look, Charlotte, My Own Rabbit"

vibe-rater

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

Conbon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:09:37 EDT

@rod: Anatomically Correct Incredible Shrinking Broderick.

Conbon

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saltwatertaffy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:08:45 EDT

that's just an oscar with a raised fist. Gold Power!

saltwatertaffy

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Rhythmic Gymnastics Trophy

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:07:36 EDT

Alexis Arquette Happily Receives Lifetime Achievement Award From LGBTG Group.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:44 EDT

"Who the hell cares what it's for! What is it for?"

KarenUhOh

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rod townsend — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:07 EDT

The Incredible Shrinking Broderick

rod townsend

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:05:59 EDT

Richard, you thief.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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bridgeburner — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:09 EDT

Gold Power

bridgeburner

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:00:38 EDT

My Friend Flicka Wins The Derby

BettyCrocker

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Conbon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:00:29 EDT

"Do you like Matthew's new containment device? It shocks him every time he thinks about boys."

Conbon

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scroll_lock — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:40 EDT

@scroll_lock: The best was in Ed Wood when she read a review of herself in the paper and asked, "Do I really have a horse face?"

scroll_lock

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TedSez — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:27 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker loves her doll (above).

Sarah Jessica Parker love doll (below).

[defamer.com]

TedSez

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scroll_lock — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:57:55 EDT

Mrs. Ed Temporarily Distracted From Upcoming Preakness

scroll_lock

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dweeb — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:56:38 EDT

Richard, take a bow and go home. That can't be beat.

dweeb