Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass - Gawker Comments

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

vulturesquadron — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:50:31 EDT

Also, how does any self-respecting paparazzi not (a) hit the gas with a bodyguard hanging halfway out of the window, or (b) capture the beating on tape?

WEAK!

vulturesquadron

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

famousauthor — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:56:32 EDT

Is that for real, or a scene from her next movie, "The Britney Spears Story"?

famousauthor

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

TripMcCane — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:10:58 EDT

[link.brightcove.com]

Almost looks like something from Scorcese.

TripMcCane

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

Claystil — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:06:26 EDT

video no worky

Claystil

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

MartyPants — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:38:05 EDT

waaahhh! I can't get the video to play. And you all made it sound so fun. A much bigger entertainment pay off than the fake girl-on-girl action vid.

MartyPants

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

sharpeiboy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:08:33 EDT

There is something strange about hiring someone that crazy to be so close to you.

sharpeiboy

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

Knucklehead Babylon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:00:54 EDT

That big'un earned his Hamburger Helper.

Knucklehead Babylon

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

Nicholas Carlson — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:38 EDT

Don't geet violant you motherfuckair

Nicholas Carlson

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

Greasy Thumb Guzik — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:37 EDT

@DonLaFontaine:
Hereafter referred to as Prisoner # 08-75948

Greasy Thumb Guzik

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

vulturesquadron — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:47:59 EDT

Team bodyguards.

vulturesquadron

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:47 EDT

The overdramatic captions are hilarious.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

fileunder — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:39:05 EDT

@contradicto: Urban warfare.

fileunder

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

DonLaFontaine — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:26 EDT

Nicole Kidman's bodyguard (herein also referred to as "Defendant") ...

DonLaFontaine

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:44 EDT

"You beat up my friend" my be the wussiest thing, yet most hilarious thing, ever uttered after an ass kicking. Good for the body guard. Paps are roaches.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

gawksFromaRock — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:30:36 EDT

$$$

gawksFromaRock

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

JMacNYC — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:30:20 EDT

perhaps the bodyguard thought the pap stole Nicole's Botox stash??

JMacNYC

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

heartbreakturnip — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:28:32 EDT

I was bored until, holy shit, the man FLEW through the window.

heartbreakturnip

Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

contradicto — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:22:54 EDT

Man, that pap got smeared.

contradicto