Happy St. Patrick's Day! (Except to Seven of You) - Gawker Comments

Happy St. Patrick's Day! (Except to Seven of You)

Hot Tranny Mess — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:38:54 EDT

@AndSheSaid: God bless his zombie bones.

Hot Tranny Mess

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:09:09 EDT

@the supergoddess: Bitch! I blew your boyfriend after school!!

Trixie from Toronto

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raincoaster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:54 EDT

Being unreal is bad? Uh-oh.

raincoaster

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:56:17 EDT

@VivianDarkbloom: @AvengeMe: @VirusWithShoes: One of the greatest shows ever.
CAREFUL NOW
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
- From The Passion of St. Tibulus

The greatest way to celebrate the Irish isn't with feckin' parades and dancing. Not even by puking in the streets. It is with brutal but hilarious self-loathing.

With that , I pour a drink down the drain for my alcoholic Irish grandpa and offer a toast from one of its most reviled favorite sons:
"Ireland is the old sow that eats her fallow"
-- James Joyce

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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Furious George — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:25:47 EDT

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Furious George

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:31:40 EDT

*raises a pint of the Guinness to all survivors, and does a shot for all those who've fallen*

MyCubeHas3Sides

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Bos'un's Mate — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:20:32 EDT

Do NOT fuck with TheBigDoggy.

via [gizmodo.com]

Bos'un's Mate

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VivianDarkbloom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:11:39 EDT

"I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest! Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

We Irish can smell our own, you know.

VivianDarkbloom

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Hot Tranny Mess — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:09:35 EDT

@AndSheSaid: That's just fantastic.

Hot Tranny Mess

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:45:10 EDT

@AndSheSaid: Yes! That would be an ecumenical matter...

VirusWithShoes

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:29:23 EDT

@ADismalScience: Ha! [uncyclopedia.org]
"Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!" - Father Jack

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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Clarence Rosario — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:48:13 EDT

Stars? And I just had a booster shot.

Clarence Rosario

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Elle Menopi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:48:09 EDT

I think freeoverunders got it because everyone knows that sponges harbor harmful germs an you might as well be using an uncooked chicken thigh.

I saw it in the Clorox commercial.

Elle Menopi

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SoftBeadySuedeShoes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:28:46 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: But the nice thing about being Catholic is you can break any of the God's Top Ten, go to church on Saturday and repent, and you are all good to go to Heaven again!

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

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hugomania — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:26:39 EDT

Faith and begorrah, er, begone!

hugomania

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:11:00 EDT

@Maya Twocents: Cool...so now I'm doubly ironic. Nice.

SinisterRouge

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ADismalScience — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:05:40 EDT

Carbombs for my heritage!

ADismalScience

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Kakapo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:04:15 EDT

@Maya Twocents:

I think you need to have had one and then have had it taken away. So damned complicated.

Kakapo

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PimpMyCouch — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:04:04 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Sounds like your typical St. Patrick's Day to me.
Though I actually went to Mass on St. Patrick's day, in Ireland, and heard it in Gaelic. I'm not even Catholic. I win!

PimpMyCouch

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the supergoddess — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:03:37 EDT

@the supergoddess: (OMG RICHARD TAKE MY STAR AWAY RIGHT NOW! LOOK WHAT IT'S DOING TO ME!!!)(but don't really because it's pretty and I like shiny things!)

the supergoddess

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the supergoddess — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:03:08 EDT

@Tippi from Toronto: copy cat loser. oh and by the way, kelly kreth's star that you asked about over the weekend? a cheap knock-off from canal street.

the supergoddess

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Maya Twocents — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:51:52 EDT

@SinisterRouge is so uncool it's hellsa cool: and that's a tough thing to pull off.

If you need a toke, you know where to find me.

Maya Twocents

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BadUncle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:48:56 EDT

What's so "discusting" about whores? I love whores, from every industry.

BadUncle

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:45:07 EDT

@Maya_Twocents: It's probably ironic now. And undesirable. Especially since I got one. Cuz I'm totes uncool in every way.

SinisterRouge

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Claystil — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:39:42 EDT

Oh man. Freeoverunders. Pure class, that guy.

Claystil

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Maya Twocents — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:38:57 EDT

@Tippi from Toronto: But...wait...does that mean I have to take my Abercrombie sweater back? Is it cool now to not have a star? The cool changes around here so much I don't even know what to wear any more! Sigh. That's it. I'm going back to the alley behind the cafeteria to play hackey sack and smoke.

Maya Twocents

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Unfun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:31:15 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: @fiveinchtaint: Would y'all stop being adorable, what with references to filmmakers I don't recognize, use of cute britishisms like "post" instead of "mail" and images of somewhat detached but bemused observance of Irish-American rites of drunkenness, you're both killing me here. I'm trying to work, which requires suppression of all desire and emotion. God, you fucking people.

Unfun

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TallulahSkankhead — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:29:42 EDT

@Unfun: I'm a couple blocks away from you. On my way in this morning, there there was a bus dropping off a gaggle of bagpipers in front of my building. I high-tailed it into the lobby before they could start ululating. The helicopters are distracting, too.

TallulahSkankhead

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:27:10 EDT

@BalknChain: Oh, so I see YOU have lost your star now!! So you're coming over to the cool-kid clique! Nice! Those star people are elitist tools anyway! We may not be as stylish and beautiful over here, but we are like WAY smarter and cooler! I might even show you my tits just to welcome you!

Trixie from Toronto

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:23:54 EDT

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: Oh, so I see YOU have a star now! I thought we were best friends! You've joined the star clique?!?! After all our years of friendship you dump me for them?

Bitch!

Trixie from Toronto

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SeaBassTian — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:23:24 EDT

The Big Doggy probably had to be put to sleep for referring to Gawker editors as jerk-offs. But he did manage to call Pinch a pimp, and for that I'm grateful.

SeaBassTian

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:23:23 EDT

@Unfun: I just watched for 15 minutes. Pretty cool, but also frightening. The nice little families and military folk/police/firemen juxtaposed with Irish and clearly non-Irish assholes screaming and forcing a little old man to stop and take a picture with them while calling him a "pimp" then catcalling the all-girl high school marching band. Ahhh celebration!

fiveinchtaint

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blix — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:21:46 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Commie nommie. Erin Go Blargh also.

blix

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:21:36 EDT

@BalknChain: The backlash to the backlash hath begun.

Can I have Dr. Bobby remove my star? Can I get free zit popping for mentioning him here?

hamburgerhotdog

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:20:20 EDT

@Unfun: That sounds like something out of a Powell and Pressburger movie. Did you say "top of the mornin'!" to a green-faced David Niven per chance?

Also - your usage of the word "bacchanalia" at 11am on a Monday morning made my heart skip a beat. I'm posting you a little grey star to stick on your monitor beside all your comments.

VirusWithShoes

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Bigggnasty — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:20:01 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: yep! all these damn bagpipes. nothing says monday morning like funeral music.

Bigggnasty

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Bigggnasty — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:15:34 EDT

damn. once again i'm a teenager and even my suicide attempt ended in failure.

Bigggnasty

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BalknChain — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:15:13 EDT

thank you for the removal Richard and Nick

BalknChain

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Kakapo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:13:09 EDT

Darnit, I held off so long... but those stars really are so shiny. Please?

Kakapo

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katastic — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:07:49 EDT

All I want for Christmas is a great cull on Jezebel.

katastic

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Sigerson — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:07:46 EDT

@IHateWhatYouHaveOn: there's a big backlog to get through, so keep your head down...

Sigerson

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BalknChain — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:07:34 EDT

yep, gone

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:07:04 EDT

testing

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:06:14 EDT

test

BalknChain

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Unfun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:00:45 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: No but I walk through Grand Central to get to work and it was not difficult at all going into the office when there were hundreds of screaming revelers and a cordon of Irish bagpipers playing in the main hall. Oh, to see the deadened faces of the army of commuters going up the escalator of doom into the Metlife building, straining to catch one last glance at the bacchanalia below, almost made it all worth it.

Unfun

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:00:02 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: He left a green back-shaped blubber print on the FOX news building.

That image actually made my Monday un-sucky for a while. God bless ye.

VirusWithShoes

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IHateWhatYouHaveOn — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:52:36 EDT

I was hoping more people would get the axe. Can this be a daily thing?

IHateWhatYouHaveOn

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:51:50 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Alright, that's it. I'm going to "run an errand." This needs to be witnessed. My quarter Irish needs some parade time.

fiveinchtaint

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:50:00 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Oh shit! Last Thursday...on my way to work? I did. I stepped and fell knee-down into a pile of warm vomit. Yeah, sexy.

SinisterRouge

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:48:06 EDT

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: I can only describe what I'm hearing as dissonance, but I'd rather be there than here right now.

fiveinchtaint

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:44:43 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: I almost slipped in a puddle of vomit at 8 am and was propositioned by an obese gentleman wearing green paint in lieu of a shirt. He left a green back-shaped blubber print on the FOX news building.

hamburgerhotdog

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:41:36 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: No. I'm like 6 blocks down. But I've already seen about 10 drunken Irishmen on their way over...

SinisterRouge

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:36:23 EDT

Can anyone else hear the parade from their office?

fiveinchtaint

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Triborough — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:30:43 EDT

You do know that the snakes thing is a myth and the only native reptile to Ireland is, ironically, the sloth.
Please note we are of Irish decent, so don't go calling us anti-Irish.

Triborough

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:14:27 EDT

@rod: I dunno but they look so shiny and nice!

SinisterRouge

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:14:00 EDT

@In Other News...: Shit! I've been up Jezebel's ass for way too long. Time to return to my first home.

SinisterRouge

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:11:33 EDT

@contradicto: I wish all Gawker Media blogs would nuke the dementos who bitch bitterly about either the site itself or the person who posted the item. The shoot-the-messenger people drive me fucking crazy. And the star people, of course.

Trixie from Toronto

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rod townsend — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:11:30 EDT

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: Are those new?

rod townsend

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In Other News... — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:10:37 EDT

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: I think you have to travel back in time to an earlier post and write the word "star" (or variation thereof) and get Richard to notice. Sadly, I don't have a time machine I can lend you... said Ben Bernanke. Rimshot!

In Other News...

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:09:03 EDT

I don't want to be executed (again) for askin...how do I get that shiny star next to my name? I'm totally jealous.

SinisterRouge

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MisterHippity — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:03:41 EDT

I think freeoverunders was just trying to be servicey.

MisterHippity

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drunkexpatwriter — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:48 EDT

I always get so nervous when the commentator executions come up and am shocked when I'm not on them.

I think this is because they usually happen around 3 p.m. my time and I'm not allowed to take my second Xanax of the day until 3:30 p.m. so this is like the "paranoid crazy time."

drunkexpatwriter

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Theda_Bara — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:17 EDT

One need use the word "whore" only once to get a point across, methinks.

Theda_Bara

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Sarcastro — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:56:17 EDT

The image of the drunken ape-man atop a keg of gunpowder is pleasing.

Sarcastro

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:55:44 EDT

Nonetheless, ff you can't afford a Brazilian, I recommend trying freeoverunders' technique with a transistor radio.

KarenUhOh

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Elektra — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:55:34 EDT

Tough room.

Elektra

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scroll_lock — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:47:04 EDT

Happy St. Patrick's Day and I agree with the eww on that last one. I've felt skeeved since I read that comment.

scroll_lock

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Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:45:49 EDT

It's always good to research suicidal methods. If only to avoid the Gawker Darwin awards.

Itsjustcatnip

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Products Will Save Me — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:45:18 EDT

Snakes? Is it Whacking Day already?

Products Will Save Me

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Helman — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:43:42 EDT

@lawyergay: Indeed -- I feel bad for both of them!

Helman

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lawyergay — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:43:05 EDT

Arundel and mitchel_stevens...sad.

Oh well, back to trying to figure out what happened to Bear Stearns over the weekend and whether it's connected to that crane. Working theory: yes.

lawyergay

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contradicto — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:39:56 EDT

Eww indeed. And dexterous, if may say so myself.

contradicto

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BalknChain — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:39:16 EDT

I did not originally see freeoverunders comment and it looks like I didn't miss anything. Blech!

BalknChain

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maevemealone — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:38:56 EDT

I stayed on target and my wish was granted...

maevemealone

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:37:34 EDT

Invoking Jen Chung should carry a penalty far worse than mere banning.

hamburgerhotdog

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CodePink — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:35:45 EDT

Yeah, I think I was harassed by all these commenters in middle school.

CodePink

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:35:09 EDT

Aww, Mitchel_Stevens...

TheHonJudgeSmails