<![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> @GirlWithTheMostCake: That's old news.

secretagentman

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> I was at a Margaret Cho show last week, when one of my best gay boyfriends excited turned to me to share the news: OMG, Ryan Seacrest was Merv Griffin's buttboy!

I have absolutely no way to back that story up, but I find it such a delightfully silly thought that I've decided it must be true.

GirlWithTheMostCake

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> I guess I'm just so used to seeing his mouth just flapping about that RS just looks kinda fugly there. It's like his head is wider or something.

And I thought he had lighter eyes, so I just Google Imaged him and was treated to him both in a sweater vest and carrying a flame. In the first 20 pictures. Not even google cares anymore.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> @cashmny: Yes, I noticed that too - as well as the poor grammar in the headline.
I mean, I know it's not literature, but since it's technically a publication, shouldn't they try to be literate?

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> One can only hope they interviewed his parents for the apparently unrelated cover story, "Would You Really Be Okay If Your Kid Was Gay?"

To which the only appropriate answer is of course, what do you mean 'if'?

cashmny

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Damn Ryan Seacrest for laying waste to E! News! I just can't stand the sight of him. Now I have to watch the rehash that is the Daily 10 to satiate my cravings for important current events.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> My feelings for Ryan Seacrest are a rather pedestrian mix of pity, fleeting lust, and the desire to counsel him--over, say, a couple of steaks (he's too thin!)--to never again kiss Teri Hatcher.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Does Barbara have to do everything now?

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Brian Dunkelman admits to beastiality during college in July's American Canine.

mikedell

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Why would those self important twats imagine I ever think about them at all???

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Seacrest OUT! [of the closet already, for chrissakes.]

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> @AndIAmTellingYou:
Old and busted: Minstrel shows
New Hotness: Drag shows

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> I thought that was Nick Lachey in the thumbnail.

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them]]> Gayface is the new black.

AndIAmTellingYou

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