<![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> The last time I ate a Girl Scout cookie was the last year I sold them- I believe I was 15 at the time. That was also the year I discovered pot, and my room was full of cookies, and well- I ate like 10 boxes by myself before the sale was over. I was terrified they'd notice that my inventory didn't match the money I'd taken in, and I'd be kicked out of scouts, but guess what? They never did and I still won the fucking Silver Award.

Centaur Rodeo

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> *sigh* I haven't had Girl Scout cookies since moving to Europe some 15 years ago. One year, a friend in the US was kind enough to send me a package of various kinds, both for me and a couple of American co-workers - AND IT NEVER GOT HERE! Some deeply mean, evil, rotten postal employee STOLE my freakin' Girl Scout Cookies!!!!

Some people deserve to die horrible, painful deaths. And then go to a special circle of hell reserved especially for such meanness.

Coldwine

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @techdave80: I was just about to type that but had to get the melted Grasshopper minty chocolate goodness off my fingers first -- and from a 100 calorie pack no less!

Anyone notice that Thin Mints this year are packaged in foil tubes and have different nutrition info? More fattening now.

Girl in next cube is collecting GS cookies for the Troops. Multiple big ass boxes of all the cookies -- feel like ripping off charity after this thread. Do-si-dos are peanut botter cookies -- what's the problem?

Sebaceous

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @DorothyMantooth: sigh, yeah that's my zip... nothing within 50 miles either, I would get in the car if I had to.
@techdave80: The little girls in green outside your window do not come in peace. Do not open your window, do not open your door, do not try to call out. Your phone line has already been cut. You are in danger.

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> I can't believe no one's mentioned that the Thin Mints are just repackaged Keebler Grasshoppers.

techdave80

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: @maevemealone: Click here to see if it's available in your neighborhood.
(Nothing within 5 miles of 11201 means I will likely never see it. Sigh.)


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: I have been known to hike around Brooklyn and Manhattan checking all the freezer sections of every single store for this ice cream. I have friends on alert to keep an eye for it. Sometimes I get a hit, but mostly I can only get it when I'm visiting my parents in Pittsburgh, which means I can't ever bring it home to NY... pisses me off.

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @dogisdead: You're not far off: the Girl Scouts were, obviously, an offshoot of the Boy Scouts, whose founder, Robert Baden-Powell, was a racist and quite likely an anti-Semite as well. Enjoy your bigotry cookies!

CasadelCarajo

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> The Woody Allen-Jew in me always had an inkling that the Girl Scouts was this ultra-Christian (hence, anti-semetic) organization. Perhaps this fear came to light when my perception of the thin-mint being dark, and thus dairy free, was shattered as I read the ingredients while digging into some gefilte fish and horseradish.
Who am I kidding? It feels so good to be bad.


dogisdead

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @DorothyMantooth: Thank you. Here's to hoping you get yours before days end!

(And yes, if I had a box of those damn addictive cookies I'd be in my cube with some lovely Trefoils spread before me, glass of milk in hand, just like it was snack time in nursery school. I'd even do the "I got a cooookie, and you can't haaaave none" dance.)

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @maevemealone: Oh, that's just fucking cruel.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Phyllis Nefler: I love you for that right now.

Troop Beverly Hills = easily the most underrated movie of all time.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @LeGagneur: It is as I suspected. The end days are here.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> OH! Also! Double torture is the Girl Scout cookie ice cream that is only available in select markets and limited release! Samoa ice cream everybody!!!!

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: You make me hungry. For food, too.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Spirit Fingers: You finally got your star!
Congrats.


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: You like Dosey-Dos? Are you anywhere near the Chicago area, as my big sis needs to unload a bunch stat?

Chryss

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Twerpsichore: Actually, they already sell a type of cookie in 100-calorie packs. I can't remember the name, but they come in a Pink box that has different dimensions that the standard.

Anyway, they're called Peanut Butter Patties, dammit! And I have a whole horde of them sitting next to me to prove it.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Let me just say that I no longer deal with those little bitches, ever since I never received my cookies in the great "What the Fuck? Girl Scout Cookie Debacle of 1996" Ever been burned by a Girl Scout mommy-neighbor who sells you cookies over the phone, giving you the whole "My little angel is trying to raise enough money to go to Girl Scout camp in the Adirondacks, help us out and buy a few boxes" and then they renege? Yeah, well I'm not ashamed to say that we almost threw down until she admitted that she, and her brood of dumpling asses, ate the damn cookies. Pfftt!

Now I order my Gummi Bears and my elves-throwing-snowballs holiday wrapping paper from my coworker with the Christmas cheese and meat catalog like a normal person.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> With all due respect to Andrew Sinclair - and fuck dat PC shit - a Samoa is a Samoa because you always want samoa. Duh.

lefty

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: It's uncomfortable how hot that made me... I might have to go for a walk right now. Or open my desk drawer and pull out my box of Samoa's.

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Well, I know that I'm excited.

Wow! This thread...I'm surprised it's not being blocked by my server!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: All I know is, my first cookie porno will involve either Samoas or Entenmann's Original Recipe Chocolate Chip Cookies, because those things are pure crack in a box and they go down like air. There may even be a microwave involved. I'm talking hot cookies with oozing chocolate chips against moist cunt. Afterwards, when I'm all hot and sweaty and tired and thirsty, the icy cold glass of milk would be divine. I'm starting this shit up.
@VirusWithShoes: I'll save brownies for you, topped with whipped cream and warm chocolate fudge.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> All I know is that I was part of Troop 666 (no joke) and the one year I bothered selling cookies was the same year that I took the money, stored the cookies in my sun room, and ate them for a year.

I smile with devilish glee every time I eat a Samoa.

jack-of-all-trades

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Fuck Samoas. I'm all about Trefoils.

tuffgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: Does this do anything for you?

Also, where is Cookie Guggleman for this conversation?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Word from my Southern friend is that down there they still call them Samoas, while we PC freaks up North were ordered to call them Carmel De-Lites.

I find this factoid almost as delicious as the cookies themselves.

thanksandcheers

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Caramel and coconut porn. Sweaty correction, flynnchick is redacting...

flynnchick

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: poundcake topped with whipped cream so plentiful, the tip of your nose hits it every time you take a bite.

(giggling)

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @ljnd2: And a pretty one, too. Pictures from the Gawker holiday party were posted here some time back. She's apparently important, because she was invited. ;-)

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @collegecallgirl: *gasp* I might win something (other than the hearts of all of you lovely people)?!?! that would make me so happy!!
@fiveinchtaint: I'm going to do some very kinky things with maple syrup to you next week, taint. bring handiwipes...

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Truculent: I think the Japanese have been doing that for years now.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Ohhh! Memories!!! Incidentally, I never bought that, either. Fruit and cake--um, that would be sugary mascerated strawberries covering a toasted slab of Sara Lee poundcake topped with whipped cream so plentiful, the tip of your nose hits it every time you take a bite.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Awww. I'd totally come by but I fucking hate Thin Mints.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CaptainFantastic: nope, that's a myth! (also? I've long thought we need our own saturday morning cartoon 'adventures of captain fantastic & the supergoddess')

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @the supergoddess: So THAT'S why I've never heard of a Samoa. This deserves a Helpful Critter award!

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @scroll_lock: Of course big Ern would have to make an appearance.
@the supergoddess: I just can't get them out of my head.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: @CodePink: here's the article that explains it all. clarissa, out.
[andrewsinclair.org]

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @the supergoddess: I thought the 2 different bakeries were for east of the Mississippi/west of the Mississippi (or something). No?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: I am that person, right now, thin mints currently on display on my desk corner in a desparate attempt to force people into conversing with me.
I'm lonely :(


hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: A cookie is just a cookie, but a Newton is fruit and cake!

"

+ Watch video

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @the supergoddess: That's awesome information!!! Thank you! You're not a loser.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @the supergoddess: THANK YOU. I always have to explain this to people when they look at me as if I've just told them I'm quite sure the people of Earth were dropped off into a volcano by the space God Xenu when I call them Peanut Butter Patties. I usually just respond with "we Midwesterners always prefer to keep it simple" now that I'm on the East Coast instead of admitting I know about the manufacturers. But on the interwebs, I can be honest.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: How long before someone opens up a cookie bar where the tasty snacks, along with a glass of cold milk, are served up on the naked body of...

a former Girl Scout now over the age of 18 who fully consents to the entire process.

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> As a total cheapskate, I've learned it makes no sense to buy them if you work in an office. Inevitably, 4 or 5 women overbuy, and then leave like 3 or 4 boxes of different varieties out in the office kitchen each day for people to graze on. And for me, 'grazing' means 'seeing how many I can fit in my mouth at once and then quickly running away from the scene of the crime.'

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: omg are we talking about the maple cookies again? DON'T PRESSURE ME TAINT!
@CodePink: I'm a big loser that I know this but... there are two separate manufacturers of GSCs. the cookies are the same, but depending on the troop you're buying from, and which maker they're getting the cookies from, they may be called tagalongs or they may be called peanut butter patties. same for samoas/caramel de-lights.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> the "selling cookies" part of girl scouts actually took quite a toll on my self-esteem. being the procrastinator that i am i was always late getting around the neighborhood of my small north carolina town and consequently, got turned away by everyone cus they had already bought cookies from the more ambitious girls in my troop. what small amount of boxes i did sell i would eat in my room by myself and never actually deliver them. then i'd cry. then i'd repeat the process for the next three years.

babieshavingbabies

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Ernie the Keebler Elf says the hollow tree ain't the only wood in his forest right now.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Graham Cracker's Dracula is very cute and clever, but to call a graham cracker a cookie is like trying to make a root beer float out of Tab and vanilla frozen yogurt.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @OMGeorge:
Gather round you friends of mine
We're Wilderness Girls and it's cookie time
We work hard and we play fair
So buy a box and do your share
If you want the best tasting you can find (yeah yeah)
Chocolate chips are one of a kind (yeah yeah)
A peanut butter dream will blow your mind (yeah yeah)
A box of them would be so fiiiiine (try some!)
Cheap at even twice the priiiiice (buy some!)
Come on now, come on now, it's cookie tiiiime, it's cookie tiiiime, it's cookie tiiime











Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Hush, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @OMGeorge: The image of Carla Gugino selling anything is enough to push me over the edge.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: I always make the mistake of not buying enough or any at all because I have no will power. But the cravings never go away. What if I'm like a vampire, but Girl Scout Cookies are my blood? Is there a name for that? Cookie Monster is already taken. Graham Cracker's Dracula?

@collegecallgirl: That's a new level of sticky.

@Unfun: There's a porn for every fetish, but not cookies. Why? Think of the scenes we could create with Keebler Fudge Stripes. And our first international title would feature Maple Leafs. Drooling.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> The Girl Scout world headquarters in on 23rd just east of 6th Avenue. I've heard you can just show up there and get your fix.

magic1

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Chryss: No, I do!!! Oh, and hell, a Trefoil dipped in hot chocolate?!?! PLEASE.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> And yet, no one likes the Dosey-Dos.

Chryss

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Screw Tagalongs. I only buy Wilderness Girls cookies from Jenny Lewis and Carla Gugino outside Jane Fonda's Workout Studio.

OMGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: I envy you Americans with your Tagalongs and Samoas and clits and whatnots. Try and utilise a food during the sex over here that doesn't involve chips, and you end up on some sort of register, with your face plastered on every lamppost in a mile's radius.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @collegecallgirl: I was a Brownie. We were not co-ed.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @kimmygibler:
My roommate keeps telling me I need to gain 20lbs to get my BMI at a healthy level and this thread has me inspired and fiending for an entire pack of thin mints, a latte, and samoas. Oh my god. I'm headed to midtown to these offices and if you can't buy them there. . . I'm going to get some Oreos or somthing. Lata playas.

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: my monitor is smoking just being in the same post as those 2, lol!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: cookie porn?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: Wow! Just...just wow!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Also, you guys, I was a campfire kid. We were co-ed.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> the girl scout's web site praises the experience of selling cookies as a way to introduce girls to the art of commerce. if so, in my troop, i would hoard them, start my own ebay site, and double the price. screw the jamboree kids, we're going to paris!

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Oops, I accidentally wore my Samoa panties today. Hope you're hugnry!

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: Oh my god. Samoas porn. If you put it chocolate facing up around your nipple, the caramel would get all warm and gooey and stick to the skin a bit upon removal, leaving behind a sweet, lickable residue, maybe forming strings of goodness between tit and mouth. The circle is just large enough to fit over a clit. Wow. You just opened up a whole new universe for me.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @The Real JR: The Real JR's a GIRL??????

ljnd2

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: I totally did that last year! This year, I just bought two boxes of Tagalongs, which was dumb, because as every dieter knows, Thin Mints are great for breakfast.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Oh man.....dieting here and so want some GS cookies now!!! Thanks!

BabsieT

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @BeAgrestic: And for the last time, kid on the subway, I DO NOT WANT a fucking candy bar. Do I look like I have 3 spare hours to work off the calories on the treadmill?

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @BeAgrestic:
You start crying and close the door without a word. She will more than likely never return again.

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> I have an entire box at my desk. Make me an offer.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @CodePink: Shit yeah. A sleeve of Thin Mints can disappear in a few minutes. I like to keep mine in the freezer for extra cool goodness.

@scroll_lock: My pants are tight, too.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @The Real JR: Think how offended the Samoans are.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Thin mint cookies with a latte is a religous experience.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> I'm game for buying my cookies off the Internet if it means I don't have to deal with the stuttering 5 year old in my apartment complex. She's also abnormally small. How do you say "no" to that?

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> As a Filipina, I object to this confusing cookie name.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Visit this website and you can get set up with a Girl Scout who wil sell you cookies:

[www.girlscoutcookies.org]

Funny, I thought Governor Spitzer was cracking down on that sort of thing.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: You're fogging up my monitor!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> I lived off of GS cookies for a week once after I got thrown out of my old house. I had bought 100 boxes to help a kid win, and they came with me. I have not eaten any since.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Tagalong means "chased by a many-legged fox" in Urdu.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Crikey. We used to go door-to-door. Now: a) hanging out in front of strip malls is safer than ringing people's doorbells, and b) the cookies are way smaller.
Projections: (i) in a few years, micro-cookies will be sold in 100-calorie packs, and (ii) they will be sold by small girls walking into traffic because there are too many guns at the mall.


Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Umm, you can buy GS cookies any time at the headquarters on 37th St and 5th Ave. duh.

kimmygibler

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @fiveinchtaint: It's Girl Scout Nookie Time!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> The most disturbing thing is that Tagalongs are now called PEANUT BUTTER PATTIES. And yes, Mels was right--Samoas are now called CARAMEL DE-LITES. This is royally fucked up but what is more fucked up about the whole thing is that the boring name of THIN MINTS remains.
P.S. Anyone can eat 10 Thin Mints. They are as easy to eat as Saltines.


CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Unfun: Such a thing does not exist. Do you think a cookbook exists that has nothing but recipes for different ways to enjoy Samoas? I mean, simply eating them is glorious. But! What if you could make a Samoa pillow? Certainly not comfortable, but tasty. Bad dream? Take a bite - it'll chase away the demons. Or you know what would be sexy? Wearing nothing but a Samoa over each nipple. Think of the sweet little donut-shaped chocolaty stain that would remain after the cookies are consumed, and thus require a sensual tongue removal. The kissing would dislodge the leftover coconut pieces, for continued enjoyment.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @collegecallgirl: I was impressed when Matt Diffee slipped this past the New Yorker editors:


Bos'un's Mate

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> If it is Girlscouts selling the cookies on E-bay that simply shows good entrepenurial skills, the whole point of having them sell the damn things in the first place. The practice was started in the glass-ceiling days when Martha Stewart had yet to serve hard time and HP began spying on their employees.

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Chris Hansen got halfway to Honolulu before he found out he had to go a mall in Passaic to buy Samoans.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Looker: Ha.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Um yeah, I figured out the ebay thing last year sometime after a particularly bad hankering for Samoas. Samoas. I dare you to find a more delicious cookie.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Looker: I believe they're called Carmel De-Lites. I should know, I used to consume a box in one sitting while staring at it.

theruraljuror

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> @Looker: I want Samoans.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Bring on the Samoas!

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> ". . .a hit of Tagalongs."? That would never do.
Unless by a "hit" you mean a whelming flood.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs]]> Somebody should tell those little girls there are other ways to make money. Hey, you don't have to stand on the porch like that...come in and get warm.

collegecallgirl

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