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Which Actor Likes Them Young?

famousauthor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:46:18 EDT

Macauley Culkin.

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scroll_lock — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:17:52 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Jessica Tandy

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scroll_lock — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:17:26 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Pee Wee Merman. No, wait.

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Swordfish — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:38:42 EDT

Pregnant chicks can be VERY horny but I don't think anyone could be 80-year-old Martin Landau horny.

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TedSez — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:24:39 EDT

@Swordfish: Is that something you might be interested in?

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bigspike — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:02:50 EDT

Maurice Chevalier, fools!

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Swordfish — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:12:18 EDT

Once at a party at the Cannes Film Fest eight years ago, Martin Landau got a swoony over me, made some sort of comment comparing me to Liz Taylor in her beautiful youth and how he bedded her then, and asked if he could take me to dinner in Paris after the festival. I looked at him and said, "You realize I'm eight months pregnant, right?"

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Jimmylegsue — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:05:26 EDT

Herman Munster and Jeannie. Come on, the dude must be 200 yrs old.

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aeebee — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:06:01 EDT

@CodePink: @the-cubicle-dweller: Marvin K. Mooney?

...yes it is poorly timed, thank you.

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annasballs — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:54:57 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Heston is totally light in the loafers--still mincing as late as the Michael Moore gun movie--but wait. Isn't he dead? Hate it when I can't remember what Ho'wood ancient is dead or alive. But I do miss Ann Miller...she was fahhhbulous. And I am so sorry I never had the chance to swim in Norma's poll with Holden (before she shot himn).

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:45:32 EDT

@scroll_lock: Ethel Merman.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:45:17 EDT

@scroll_lock: Della Reese.

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HandsomeBwonderful — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:21:34 EDT

Edit - AC is actually AK. Me sorry for confusion.

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HandsomeBwonderful — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:20:32 EDT

Everyone. ...Except Ashton Kutcher. But in the swirling Karmic vacuum that is Hollywood, Bruce Willis is there to even things out. Both with his avuncular love for incoming freshman at Famewhore High (Hollywood) and his A-list to AC's B-list persona.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:12:05 EDT

@scroll_lock: James Mason.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:11:20 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Mason Reese

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:10:28 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Not my Pee Wee!

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:10:05 EDT

@CaptainFantastic: They are fake. Just like "Dear Beauty Editor" in Teen Magazine used to be fake, stupid questions: Dear Beauty Editor, is it okay to shave my legs in the shower? Sure, it's fine to shave in the shower, the steam will open your pores. Be sure to try Gillette's new Venus razor made just for women.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:08:31 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Pee Wee Reese.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:08:14 EDT

@scroll_lock: Pee Wee Herman.

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CaptainFantastic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:06:03 EDT

@scroll_lock: It's terrible. I think all of the questions are fake.

I haven't seen much of Kevin Bacon lately. What is he up to? Kevin Bacon has been hard at work with his charity, Better Than You, and has spending more time with his wife and children. His new romantic comedy with Kimora Lee Simmons, 7th Degree, will be in theaters this Friday.

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missjwalker — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:00:00 EDT

BI = Omar Sharif, obv.

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:53:43 EDT

@SuperBien: Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Three white horses fell in the mud!
(Your joke actually made me giggle. I'm easily amused.)

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:50:47 EDT

@Richard: Betty White's very flattered.

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Richard — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:47:49 EDT

@scroll_lock: Yeah, Peter Falk is always hitting on sixty year old women.

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SuperBien — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:42:10 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: One day a rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. But the bartender tells him they don't serve ropes in their bar. So he walks back outside, ties himself into a knot, and messes up his hair. He walks back into the bar and asks for a beer again. So the bartender asks "You that rope that walked in earlier? The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot." SHAZAAAM! Pure. Comedy. Gold . . .

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:33:46 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: You mean his one-eyed trouser snake?

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mathnet — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:32:19 EDT

Why did Cinderella suck at baseball?

Because she had a PUMPKIN for a COACHahahahahahahahahaha!

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Cheap Shot — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:31:06 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: I just saw "The Lookout" too.

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:28:12 EDT

@CodePink: What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
You're a fun-gi!

That one kills at McDonald's birthday parties.

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:27:45 EDT

@scroll_lock: I don't want to think about Falk's Cock.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:25:27 EDT

Rip Torn.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:23:54 EDT

Peter Falk. You have to keep an eye on him with the young ones.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:23:03 EDT

Don Ameche.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:22:31 EDT

Hal Linden

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:22:00 EDT

@KarenUhOh: HA!!!

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

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BrianVan — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:20:05 EDT

Zac Efron

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:19:59 EDT

@KarenUhOh: and his Harry Morgan.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:19:37 EDT

@scroll_lock: Jack Webb.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:18:33 EDT

@scroll_lock: Jack Lord used to let Kam Fong watch. They didn't call him "Chin Ho" for nuthin.

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ginger rant — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:17:12 EDT

Well it better not be Ralph Fiennes, because I told him that if he even so much as LOOKS at another woman, it's over.

Of course then I would be free to return George Clooney's calls ...

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:17:09 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Jack Lord.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:16:26 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Karl Malden. He loved the underage streetwalkers of San Francisco.

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blix — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:14:56 EDT

@Social Light: just don't say it three times or she'll appear.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:14:04 EDT

@scroll_lock: Barnaby Jones.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:13:59 EDT

@TedSez: Shh, I'm busy coming up with a brainteaser for "Ask Marilyn." Bitch.

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TedSez — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:13:43 EDT

Did you hear about the nightclub where it was so dark Jack Nicholson almost hit on his own daughter? Luckily, she was far too old for him.

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Social Light — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:13:14 EDT

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Bea Arthur.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:13:02 EDT

@procrastinator, esq.: Reminds me of the time Robert Young accompanied Lauren Chapin to the back row of a gladiator movie matinee.

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TedSez — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:10:31 EDT

@scroll_lock: I read it for "Howard Huge."

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:10:28 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Mike Connors

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:09:02 EDT

@procrastinator, esq.: Also not unlike the time Brian Keith took Anissa Jones out for a bottle of pop, some poppers, and popped her cherry.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:07:23 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Kaiser Wilhelm.

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:07:20 EDT

@scroll_lock: Or maybe like the time Hume Cronyn got really angry after his date with Dominique Dunne didn't go so well? I wonder whatever happened to her.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:07:07 EDT

@KarenUhOh: William Bendix.

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:06:32 EDT

@scroll_lock: William Conrad.

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:05:53 EDT

@scroll_lock: This is eerily like the time Gavin MacLeod took Jill Whelan out for dinner, a movie and a drive up to Inspiration Point.

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:03:48 EDT

@mathnet: Ha!

Also, I KNEW that Masterpiece Theatre shill was a sleazebag.

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DorothyMantooth — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:03:45 EDT

Methinks we should widen our scope beyond just "actors"; Lisanti would be heartbroken to see Ratner left off this list!

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:03:01 EDT

Fess Parker.

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:02:03 EDT

I heard Kermit has a thing for bobby sox. He calls them "his special tadpoles in the casting pond".

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:01:45 EDT

@scroll_lock: No, William Frawley.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:01:19 EDT

William Demarest

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Toomanytomatoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:00:10 EDT

Oh, and does this mean I have to be an A-list actor to like younger women??

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CodePink — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:00:01 EDT

Here is a joke:
What do you call giving head to leaves?
Foliagio.

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Toomanytomatoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:59:42 EDT

Sean Connery-who else??

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:58:51 EDT

@Richard: Don't forget your roots, kid.

Is Sebastian Cabot dead? Oh, who the fuck cares. Sebastian Cabot.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:49 EDT

@Nard38: That reminds me of the time Conrad Bain hit on Lisa Whelchel.

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:30 EDT

@Richard: Yeah, I heard that about you too. Sometimes, we all do. It's very natural.

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FitnessMadeSimple — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:22 EDT

Dillon Freasier

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DaeSu — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:16 EDT

@Go Like Hell Machine: I think Nicholson only goes after women a third his age.

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CodePink — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:14 EDT

@collegecallgirl: That tomato is a fucking pervert and should be arrested. His full name?--Tomatomygodmydickshahdfromwatchingsaladundress.

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scroll_lock — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:56:45 EDT

@TedSez: I hate Personality Parade and yet I cannot look away. The questions are always phrased like the person is 75 and always include painfully obvious, extraneous info like: Michael Douglas won an Oscar for Wall Street and was previously married to Diandra Douglas. He is now married to Catherine Zeta-Jones and looks like he's had a facelift. Has he admitted plastic surgery?

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:55:53 EDT

@collegecallgirl: That actually made me laugh. Be mine. (Well, ours).

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Nard — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:54:53 EDT

I know Hope Davis wishes Abe Vigoda would back the fuck up off her.

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Richard — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:54:28 EDT

@ADismalScience: SOMETIMES I JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT.

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Itsjustcatnip — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:54:00 EDT

Uhh, which of them isn't?
(Except for Ashton Kutcher, who apparently read the equation backwards.)(Not that he's A-list, but he's on a list.)

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semiserious — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:53:43 EDT

Which Hollywood starlet has a reputation for being a cokehead?
Which perky male media personality has a reputation for loving cock?
Which aged former b lister has a reputation for getting plastic surgery?
Which rockstar has a reputation for bedding fans he meets back stage?
Which blind item writer has a reputation for penning items so lazy and open ended they could apply to almost anyone?

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collegecallgirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:53:36 EDT

@CodePink: You mean the ones with jokes like this:

Q: Why was the Tomato blushing? A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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fivehole — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:53:01 EDT

i call bullshit. they're all gay. every man jack of them.

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:52:53 EDT

Um, James Woods FTW.

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:52:44 EDT

Charlton Heston.

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VirusWithShoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:52:08 EDT

Jonah Hill?

(too soon?)

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HeyThatsMyBike — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:45 EDT

Everyone except Ashton Kutcher.

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TedSez — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:33 EDT

From this week's "Personality Parade" column in Sunday-newspaper supplement Parade magazine:

Q: Why does George Clooney date women half his age, like Sarah Larson?

A: Because he can.

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CodePink — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:32 EDT

Oh, you made a funny, Richard! Gawker is like a joke book I used to buy at a book fair in 3rd grade sometimes!

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mathnet — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:19 EDT

Guys, hello. It's somebody named Alister?

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Go Like Hell Machine — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:07 EDT

Nicholson. Of course.

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KiKiRiKi — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:02 EDT

Peter 'Mr. Big Piece of Shit' Noth

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ADismalScience — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:49:50 EDT

Gee, thanks for depriving some lucky commenter of the easy joke.

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:48:22 EDT

All of them?

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collegecallgirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:47:09 EDT

What A-lister puts his D in underage V? IC.

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Ha Ha Sound — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:46:41 EDT

I disagree with you. What about lists B through Z?

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the-cubicle-dweller — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:45:07 EDT

Mickey Rooney.

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CodePink — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:45:07 EDT

Clooney?

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Conbon — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:43:06 EDT

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Conbon