<![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Those tunnels were a little sex symbolism, right?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Wow, that car is like a Mr. Freeze Jesus. And I just bought a Subaru. Dammit!

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @jackvinyl: but isn't Volvo still owned by Ford? They are just poaching the rump-roasting technology from them, no?

StuckInThe215

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Meh, I thought it was a pretty decent ad. And the girl at the end was good-looking enough for me.

Not that I'd actually go out and buy a Fusion, of course. I'm not that lame.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> The IceCar Cometh

bodegacat

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> "I drive a Ford and I like dudes."

mikedell

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Oh, cmon. the Ford Fusion ad pales in comparison to the legendary VW wedding commercial from a few years ago. Talk about wanting to know what happens next


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mickeysabbath

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @BettyCrocker: No, no, he clearly said "I had two double lattes and then some Activia yogourt; you might want to let me by so I can find a bathroom posthaste."

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> He clearly says: "U has my bukkit Gives it to meh!!!1!"

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> "I didn't pull out"

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @PimpMyCouch: I can lip read a little, and to me it looks more like: "Get out of the way; I have to pee."

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> It would've been better if Charlton Heston had been standing there instead of that guy.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @BettyCrocker: Only in the version filmed for the Church of Scientology. What he's actually saying is "I realized that I want to stop being a lawyer and start choreographing high school musicals."

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @The Real JR: The blood of Christ. It was a design error. They're currently working on the solution.

@BettyCrocker: You're just stealing that line fromTitanic.

@belltolls:
Mike: Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening?
Girl at the Party: What do you drive?

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Radiohead and Sofia Coppola called, they said they want their gimmick back.

PS. He says, "I forgot to tell you. I tested positive for herpes. Well, I guess I wasn't going to tell you, but then I noticed I forgot my iPod at your apartment, too."

inseptiv

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> It's all just an elaborate way to introduce Ford's new seat-warmers.

He drives to sweden on a frozen sea, but his posterior stays toasty.

Toasty euro-ass, eat it Volvo.

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @KarenUhOh: There's another one where it breaks down in The Hague.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @BettyCrocker: HA! What have I told you people about making my diet root beer come out of my nose @ work, dammit.

You're funny!

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> In the Yugo ad, the car breaks down in Belgrade, Montana.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> @PimpMyCouch: I thought he said" "I've become a Scientologist. Because when a Scientologist sees a car accident in the middle of the Atlantic, he knows he's the only one who can help."

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> He said, "I love you." She said, "Call me when you get a grownup car."

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> I think the only impressive part was the 'feeling' we were supposed to get when he drove his car across that big lake between here and there. Because, c'mon, who hasn't wanted to do that?

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> So it's the Jesus car... What comes out the wiper blades? Holy water?

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> That woman was on All My Children.

I actually need a life.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Jeez, I WISH my car could get me from point A to point B.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> When I see this ad, I like to adlib what I think he is actually saying to her. Lines have ranged from the classic "I'm gay" to "I've run over the cat. And I nailed your sister."

I need a life.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[A Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer]]> Moreover, he's pulling up to an airport in Sweden. So that means he drove it across the Atlantic. That's a long trip. Where did he buy gas?

brendastarlet

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