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famousauthor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:51:01 EDT

@Bloo_Kazoo: Reality TV is a step up for some of them.

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birthdaycake — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:29:55 EDT

this idiot does not know how to look directly at a camera.
she is always staring at some great mystery up in the sky.

birthdaycake

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Bloo Kazoo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:30:05 EDT

@famousauthor: Then you do them to stay famous and to avoid the relative obscurity that reality tv dooms you to.

Bloo Kazoo

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drugman — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:22:46 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Wow, that's very Jezebel-an of you. I, for one, find the ribbing on the arms of that sweater just atrocious.

drugman

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Koreanish — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:15:34 EDT

This is like that time when it happened to me.

Koreanish

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BettyCrocker — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:05:06 EDT

V.C. Andrews Rises From Grave To Write "My Sweet Audrina And Her Boobies".

BettyCrocker

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BrianVan — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:44 EDT

Boner! I'll $%^& the droopy eyes right out of her.

//you know what i mean, bro?
///that is one FINE PIECE OF AYYSSS
////fraternity talk
/////rodeo tonight
//////Busch in a can

BrianVan

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ObtuseIntolerant — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:48:55 EDT

I'd go gay for a cuddle with Audrina, srsly. I think she's sweet! She has that dumbness that only comes with being in your early 20s, and I so relate.

Also, in the scheme of The Hills, having brown hair technically makes her a proud minority, in my eyes. Work it, girl.

ObtuseIntolerant

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LadlySack — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:40:01 EDT

What's The Hills?

LadlySack

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DorothyZbornak — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:28:48 EDT

Judging by the vacant look behind her eyes, I'd say anyone with a treat or something shiny could probably get Audrina to pose again.

DorothyZbornak

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BK_KT — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:19:57 EDT

@Richard: "Nude photo scandal" is the new "advertising".

BK_KT

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:18:50 EDT

@Richard: Your title was clearly inspired by Rosie, am I right?

fiveinchtaint

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ronbo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:17:00 EDT

LA reality TV hot.

ronbo

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Jenelle — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:16:08 EDT

Justin Bobby would snort, then burp, then say "Huh?"

Jenelle

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:14:03 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I mean after like 5 minutes.

fiveinchtaint

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Richard — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:02:29 EDT

@BK_KT: Can you believe it????

Richard

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:58:52 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: I disagree.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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ineffable.me — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:58:00 EDT

She didn't know she'd have to be naked for Playboy?

ineffable.me

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:55:07 EDT

Large mams (fake or not) do not make up for the utter lack of anything else desirable.

fiveinchtaint

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BK_KT — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:51:46 EDT

Conveniently, the new season of the Hills premieres on Monday at 10pm EST. Imagine that!

BK_KT

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:44:14 EDT

She also took off her top lip for the photographer.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:37:56 EDT

Um, wow. Surprisingly, do want.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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famousauthor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:37:38 EDT

@Toomanytomatoes: I think that's a good offer if you want to show her that you don't just consider her a "high end prostitute." Is your real name Eliot?

famousauthor

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Goober_Pea — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:34:31 EDT

Ugh, nude pictures are sooo two weeks ago. Everyone has nude pictures now. My dog has nude pictures. Basically, if they didn't charge more than six grand and/or bring down the Pope it's basically an article in Hilights.

Goober_Pea

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maevemealone — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:27:48 EDT

We could just turn this into a Caption Contest using only Justin Bobby-isms: "Urrr, um... (BELCH)yeah, like, I can't really define this, it just is what it is. Yeah, (SNORT HOCKER BELCH). I mean, totally, she's just a good person (WOAHHH WEEEE SNIFFS ARMPIT)

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Toomanytomatoes — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:25:21 EDT

@famousauthor: will she do me for money? For $43,000 per screw?

Toomanytomatoes

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famousauthor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:21:34 EDT

First you do things for art. Then you do them for money.

famousauthor