<![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> ...tape the drawing to your math teacher's back. Giggle hysterically with your friends.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> The whole premise is stupid.

All someone needed to say was, hey lady grow up and tell your husband where you are going.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> @MisterHippity: Ha!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> @heroinandpeeps: Cary asked the LW to do this (and mail it to him after)because he's never actually seen a vagina.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> @MisterHippity: commie

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> I can never draw very good vaginas. Can I just tear a hole in the paper instead?

heroinandpeeps

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> ... in another intersecting circle, draw a "donation" of $4,300 in a nondescript, white envelope ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> "So do this: Shave off your eyebrows, and then use an indelible marker to draw "x x x" where your eyebrows used to be. Then, take off your hat, and write 'I am an asshole' on your bald spot. I know, it's tricky ... you may want to use a mirror so you can see what you're doing — but be careful not to write backwards!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> VirusWithoutShoes.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> near the end he finally admits, "Anyway, this is verging on the ridiculous." thank you cary. thank you.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> "If your vagina is feeling left out, draw a picture of it and dance it around like a sock puppet. Draw little outfits for it to make it feel pretty. Then, light some candles in the dining room, take off all your clothes, climb into your husband's lap and feed him shrimp cocktail and chardonnay. Your vagina will be very happy before dinner is over, and then you can make him re-polish the table. With Pledge."

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> The Venn Diagrams Monologues

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]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> @Lonesome_George: jinx

naboo

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> "Afterwards do this: Take out another sheet of paper and draw two intersecting circles. On one side draw three forward slashes and on the other side draw three backward slashes. In the intersection make the slashes intersect each other. Congratulations! You've drawn an eyebrow!"

naboo

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> Also: Replace your eyebrows with three large Xs.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> How much room is there in their marriage for her vagina? How big is it? Did I read that correctly?

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> "A Bisexual's Guide to Venn Diagrams"

JDel

]]> <![CDATA[Cary Tennis Finally Offers Interesting Advice]]> Wouldn't that be better illustrated by a flow chart with thick, bolded arrows?

The Real JR

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