<![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth? - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth? - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:00:30 EDT Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:00:30 EDT http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4785565 good god, what if they had children?!

WorldWarYou

]]> 7:369728:c4785565 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:00:30 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4778447 Related or not, they've both got the Douchey Sunglasses Gene.

Cthulhah Bankhead

]]> 7:369728:c4778447 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:40:39 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4777740 I once was forced to do my hostessing gig at The Park in Chelsea, well-past-its-prime (and this was quite a few years ago) and this was the crowd. 1,000 girls like that, and a 1,000 guys like that. It was the ONLY time when I was there that our uber-hot multiracial security manager had to beat a coked up asshole to a pulp with his martial arts skills. And this was the place where Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged and many a washed up celebrity spent an evening.

So anyway, these pictures give me the heebie-jeebies. And that sounds so bigoted. *Shame*

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> 7:369728:c4777740 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:14:32 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4775639 HA! Scott Storch! I don't understand how that guy can even look at himself in the mirror without hysterically crying/laughing over his own lameness. So gross.

Buzz Killington

]]> 7:369728:c4775639 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:04:15 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4775323 Scott Storch sure loves to accessorize. I didn't know the Mr T. look was back in.

Bloo_Kazoo

]]> 7:369728:c4775323 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:53:02 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4775188 I'll go with them being the same person rather than twins. The only visible difference is a spray coat of fake sun tan.

famousauthor

]]> 7:369728:c4775188 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:47:51 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4775102 Wait, which one of them is the Jewish one again? Oh yeah, that's right, the one wearing the gaudy silver diamond chain WITHOUT the crucifix. Almost had me, Gawker.

herbalpudding

]]> 7:369728:c4775102 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:44:43 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4774613 Is it me, or do the photos of 2AD (not to be confused with fab British record label 4AD) look like they were taken in a booth on Coney Island that offers a variety of hip and fun magazine covers?

Seriously. They look very Mickey Mouse.

LadlySack

]]> 7:369728:c4774613 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:26:17 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4774032 @allyzay: @allyzay: Those aerodynamics will come in handy when the shit hits the Fran.

bugupit

]]> 7:369728:c4774032 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:04:14 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772953 @bugupit: don't insult fran drescher like that. me comparing her and julia allison is one thing, but saying fran looks like a hundred year old guido wearing a bike windshield is something else entirely.

allyzay

]]> 7:369728:c4772953 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:23:31 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772913 @bugupit: right, nothing screams street cred like the peace symbol.

@Unfun: yeah, to the untrained eye, it's all the same but when you really get to know them... there is a slight difference: lacrosse.

hypocriteoath

]]> 7:369728:c4772913 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:22:02 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772622 I have no idea who Scott Storch is and don't really care, but any excuse for you to run cute baby photos is fine by me.

lustylady

]]> 7:369728:c4772622 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:11:15 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772580 Weak chins make me ill.

RocketRockit

]]> 7:369728:c4772580 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:09:37 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772433 Is it me, or is she morphing into Fran Drescher in that second pic?

bugupit

]]> 7:369728:c4772433 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:04:29 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772350 Excellent work, Hamilton. How you pulled Scott Storch out of nowhere is pretty admirable. But these photos just ruined my fantasy of this girl.

fiveinchtaint

]]> 7:369728:c4772350 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:01:49 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772266 The photographer who shot the photos in the US gallery should be stripped of his camera and have his clicking finger chopped off.

BK_KT

]]> 7:369728:c4772266 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:59:29 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772235 @Helman: True dat. My ovaries twitched and my barren womb shrieked.

Unfun

]]> 7:369728:c4772235 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:58:43 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772206 This is like The Revenge of the Bridge & Tunnel.

Between Long Island and New Jersey, it's like a tomfoolery sandwich.

The Real JR

]]> 7:369728:c4772206 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:58:00 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772167 @hypocriteoath: I'm glad you left out the Italians of Long Island. My people are classier.

This post is various shades of awesome. Good job.

Unfun

]]> 7:369728:c4772167 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:56:48 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772161 @hypocriteoath: Not to mention the all-important/ridiculous sign-throwing. Yo.

bugupit

]]> 7:369728:c4772161 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:56:29 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772106 Those glasses are like Sally Jesse's revenge. With the Lesbian Biker hair, Dupre looks like she's wearing a windshield.

Colonel Mustard

]]> 7:369728:c4772106 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:54:46 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4772028 Hooker, the Biker Scout

In Other News...

]]> 7:369728:c4772028 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:52:24 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771936 Oh, Ham, it's easy to tell which is which. The male one is able to close his mouth and the female doesn't appear to have that ability. Anymore.

crotchety

]]> 7:369728:c4771936 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:49:12 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771913 @BettyCrocker: I was thinking they're more like the ocular equivalent of Uggs.

This is brilliant.

Koreanish

]]> 7:369728:c4771913 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:48:25 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771868 Are there sunspots in New Jersey?

KarenUhOh

]]> 7:369728:c4771868 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:46:56 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771863 Those glasses are the ocular equivalent of a zoot suit.

BettyCrocker

]]> 7:369728:c4771863 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:46:51 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771853 @hypocriteoath: Hmmm...then bring on the full-face bike helmets for these two.

bugupit

]]> 7:369728:c4771853 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:46:22 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771774 What is "things i wouldnt fuck with tara reid's vagina"?
oh shit, we're not playing that game.

ineffable.me

]]> 7:369728:c4771774 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:43:16 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771764 @bugupit: the more of the face they cover, the more necessary they are.

I'm glad to see that along with the entire Italian population of Jersey and Staten Island, these two have learned how to properly purse their lips.

hypocriteoath

]]> 7:369728:c4771764 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:42:56 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771751 You know who I have seen together? Playboy's Miss August 1982 and Larry Storch.

[profile.myspace.com]

TedSez

]]> 7:369728:c4771751 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:42:16 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771745 I want to trash those goggles, but as a former callgirl she's probably just excited to do trends again. Anything that's not overtly sexy tends to mystify clients.

collegecallgirl

]]> 7:369728:c4771745 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:42:04 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771729 I am mildy disturbed by this and thoroughly amused at the same time. Well done Hamilton. They look like an exercise in separating the douche from the bag.

BalknChain

]]> 7:369728:c4771729 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:41:15 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771705 Will somebody once and for all please declare those gogs fug and unnecessary?

bugupit

]]> 7:369728:c4771705 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:40:26 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771685 I love the welder's goggles.

Mike_Jahn

]]> 7:369728:c4771685 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:39:41 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771673 (Also, it must be said that those babies are fucking cute!)

Helman

]]> 7:369728:c4771673 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:39:22 EDT <![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?]]> http://gawker.com/369728/ashley-alexandra-dupre-and-scott-storch-separated-at-birth#c4771627 Well done! Particularly impressive that you were able to recall (1) who Scott Storch is; (2) what he looks like; (3) what Ms. Dupre looks like, and (4) realize that this thing is like that thing!! You must have young brain cells. Hamilton.

Helman

]]> 7:369728:c4771627 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:37:04 EDT