<![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> @Unfun: Agreed, all. Demi and Ashton ... Patti Smith and Oliver Something [her bestudly young guitarist] ... Roseanne and her bo-hunky young (use to be) bodyguard--it's definitely a step in the proverbial right direction, if you're a we'll-only-have-equality-if-we-can-invert-the-ugly-male-rock-star/fetching-young-female-model -paradigm feminazi, like me. The fact that I can only think of a few examples of older, powerful women with beefcakey young things? NOT STEP-IN-THE-RIGHT-DIRECTION ENOUGH.

Relatedly, the actress who played Weezey Jefferson was 20 years older than the guy who played Mr. Jefferson, and Mrs. Good Times was 19 years older than Mr. Good Times. Yet another reason why brown ladies RULE.

ginger rant

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> @ginger rant: You're a woman after my own heart. Seriously. Sorry but I love the Demi Moore/Ashton thing. She's fucking HAWT (if plasticky) and I love how it throws so many societal conventions on their asses. Not that I want women to turn piggy too, but I want older women to get theirs and be loved and appreciated for being sexy. I'll definitely read the Pollitt thing.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> @Unfun: Word ROYAL, my feminazi friend. Relatedly (not really, but play along that this is an obvious segue?), Katha Pollitt has some amazing thing in the Nation this week about how great it would be if some lyin', cheatin' politician a la Spitzface said to his wife before his press conference, "You know, honey, I got myself in this mess, and I don't think you should withstand any more public humiliation than you already have, so feel free not to join me up there on that podium." Point being [grasping at straws here?], men are pigs, maybe?

But yeah, too bad Robin Wright seems to be in line for Uma's rejects and not for, I dunno, Jason Lewis and his kind.

ginger rant

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Maybe pork is the new deodorant....or pheromone. It works for Homer Simpson.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Kaptain Ketones so needs to make an appearance in Kreepie Kats this week.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Is he porking her?

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> @Unfun: If she knows anything about the food business, she should know that the best meat is slightly aged.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> @tuffgirl: Ham, I Am.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> This woman gets more beautiful every single day.

Maybe if I rub some of her cast off skin cells on my face...

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Wuv. Twue Wuv.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> You know, I was hoping in vain for Robin Wright to start boinking random younger Hollywood hunks in an effort to keep up with Sean Penn, of late seen with much younger model Petra Nemcova. You know, show the men we can be as juvenile, sex-obsessed, and predictable as they are, engaging in flings with flavor of the month types/arm candy. Alas, it was not meant to be.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Mystic Liver... ok i'm finished with this.

doctordog

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> When first love comes, the birdies sing,
And every bride's a princess then.
The second time, just hope to swing
Some hippie Jewish businessman.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Who doesn't love an armpit that smells like ham?

tuffgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Prosciutto's Way

doctordog

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Inconceivable!

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> I think the Gawker style guide requires you to write "Deodorant-eschewing Ken Friedman".

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> "My name is Ken Friedman. I do not wear deodorant. Prepare to die."

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Dead Pig Roasting

doctordog

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Can't believe she didn't wait for Wesley because of that whole minor thing of his being *dead*.

"Death can't stop true love..."

Heffa, you should have recognized.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Actress Finds Love With Meaty Restaurateur?]]> Oh my Gosh, I bet Sean Penn doesn't wear deodorant! I so bet on it.

CodePink

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