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Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Political Party Girl — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:15:23 EDT

Candlelight vigil begins at sunset.

Political Party Girl

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

SheWalkedWithAZombie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:59:36 EDT

@wundersmack: Step off bitch. He's mine.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Mike_Jahn — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:56:15 EDT

I'm sure I'll run into him at the Ice Palace this summer. Gay, straight, or whatever, they all get to the Ice Palace and we all have a jolly good time.

Mike_Jahn

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

wundersmack — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:27:48 EDT

How dare you call him "America's Boyfriend"? He is MY boyfriend, so please, in the future check your facts and get it straight.

wundersmack

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

SheWalkedWithAZombie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:26:22 EDT

I don't understand why everyone wants AC to out himself and destroy whatever slim ephemeral hope we ladies still hold out. Why must you ruin it for us? Some of us have invested a lot of time and energy into constructing elaborate fantasy lives around Anderson Cooper, aka my boyfriend. Leave the Grey Fox alone!!1!11!

SheWalkedWithAZombie

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Kristable — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:54:38 EDT

o dearz. Somebody find me a paper bag to to breathe into. I'm having a meltdown.

Kristable

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

HiredGoons — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:25:47 EDT

What a fox.

HiredGoons

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

OldTowneTavern — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:02:48 EDT

Okay, Charlie "I tripped and fell" Rose has a black eye, now Anderson "I have cancer" Cooper will sport a shiner. Oh, I'm putting two and two together and it's not looking so good for you Brian "I'll give you something to cry about" Williams!

OldTowneTavern

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:50:46 EDT

@Truculent: Your California friends didn't vote?

@nowmedusa: In what state? Can we move there?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

zagger — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:43:13 EDT

I posted a couple days ago that Cooper was out for a couple days because he was on his way to Iraq and would be reporting from there tonight. Well, I was wrong. The 360 commercials made it sound like he'd be doing that and that's just the sort of thing he would do.
Hope he takes care of himself and gets some extra strong sunblock, whether he's in Iraq or on Fire Island.

zagger

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

fileunder — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:59:07 EDT

Recent Substitute Hosts on Regis & Kelly:
Clay Aiken
Neil Patrick Harris
Anderson Cooper...
C'mon Coop!

fileunder

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

tonashideska — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:52:37 EDT

Arbus Cooper Baby.jpg

tonashideska

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

nowmedusa — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:51:24 EDT

@Truculent: wait, anderson cooper is running for governor?

nowmedusa

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

the supergoddess — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:42:31 EDT

@vibe-rater: if there's fisting involved? I'll go and go and go and go...

the supergoddess

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

BettyCrocker — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:39:34 EDT

He is a cute as a kitty in a basket. The problem is the basket is in a closet. Come out, li'l kitty! Come out! The you can haz boyfriendz! ^_^@@@~~

BettyCrocker

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

vibe-rater — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:38:14 EDT

@the supergoddess: go, girlfren!

vibe-rater

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:34:55 EDT

@Truculent: I volunteer to give his gayness a great big public hug too.

Colonel Mustard

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

the supergoddess — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:33:14 EDT

@vibe-rater: it puts a smile on it?

the supergoddess

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Truculent — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:26:05 EDT

He just needs to grab hold of that ol' gayness and give it a great big public hug in front of everyone. Really, how much public shock and outrage could he cause, after Spitzer, McGreevy, and the rest? Hell, at this point Caligula could get elected governor with overwhelming popular support.

Truculent

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

vibe-rater — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:24:17 EDT

So Andy, clarify please, how does fisting affect one's face?

vibe-rater

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Slackferno — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:21:36 EDT

Would a Roadhouse reference be out of turn here? "It's my way or the eye way?"

Given that my favorite blues singer from senior year just died of weird eyeball cancer, and my current favorite blues singer was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, I don't wanna hear Coop singin' no blues.

Slackferno

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

FitnessMadeSimple — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:16:18 EDT

It was actually a biopsy to check for traces of gayness. You can never be too sure.

FitnessMadeSimple

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Buzz Killington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:12:19 EDT

@Truculent: But really, is it possible for him to be anything else but?

Buzz Killington

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Mike_Jahn — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:12:02 EDT

@Truculent: He can't evade detection there. My friends run the ferries. No closetted gay celeb makes it to Fire Island without my hearing about it.

Mike_Jahn

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Truculent — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:07:08 EDT

While you're in, get all those nips and tucks taken care of so you'll be drop-dead gorgeous on Fire Island this summer.

Truculent

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

semiserious — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:03:08 EDT

I'd just imagine it was from his face slamming into a headboard. Actually, I still will.

semiserious

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Arch Noble — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:59:25 EDT

I'll be interested to know if he still has that "fatty deposit" under his left eye after this minor surgery.

Arch Noble

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

dweeb — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:58:06 EDT

While I was absent from work for the last couple of days, Mrs. Dweeb pointed out a spot of dry skin under one of my eyes.

Little did I know, but she was giving me SYMPATHY CANCER!

dweeb

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Mike_Jahn — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:57:39 EDT

I've had a few of those carved off. You get them from spending too much time on beaches without sunblock. I don't know how hurricanes fit into it.

Mike_Jahn

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

Reluctant Financier — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:57:10 EDT

You see Anderson? Thats what you get for being at the Chelsea Piers every saturday during the summer in your speedo!

Or was I dreaming that?

Reluctant Financier

Anderson Cooper Recovering From Cancer Surgery

In Other News... — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:56:35 EDT

Anderson, we all love you, and are glad to hear that you're okay.

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