<![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Oh yeah, and then she walked right in front of me without saying excuse me. R-U-U-U-DE!

jamriner

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> One time I was walking a little old lady across Venture Boulevard and Parker Posey's insane little dog pounced on the little old lady and ate her glaucoma-ridden eyes. Parker was dressed up in her outfit from Blade III (it's even classier when you use Roman numerals), and lapped the ocular blood from the pavement. How WEIRD!

jamriner

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I had to sit next to that thing (well, those things, since I'm including Posey here, too) at a restaurant while dining outside. The dog was so mangy and barked the entire time they were there. She didn't even try to keep it quiet. Thank god she doesn't have kids.

freewrite

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> @Bloo_Kazoo: Laughed out loud at that one. Damn, what a bad dog!

SlickaNicka

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I think Posey has a hard time pulling herself out of whatever role she's filming. She was probably a lot more fun back in the days of Party Girl and Daytrippers and even Scream 3. Then Hal Hartley and Zoe Cassavetes got a hold of her and well, I wouldn't to be around her while she's preparing for something like Broken English. Even I don't drink THAT much. (OK, yes I do.) Blame it on the mess o crazy they keep asking her to play onscreen.

GollyG

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Maybe people should just leave their fucking dogs at home instead of treating them like a handbag that shits.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I swear to god if someone so much as looks askew at my little dogs, I will smash that person to bits. I love them more than all of humankind put together.

You small-dog-disdainers are on notice.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> @crotchety: you beat me to it. a lot of dogs don't like to be pet by people they don't know. check with the owner and ask if it's ok to approach the dog. how would you feel if any random stranger pet your kid on the head, swordfish?

lieschenmueller

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> this sort of makes me like her more, I don't really know why

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> dear swordfish: if you let your five-year-old pat every dog it sees without asking, it's going to get bit sooner or later. how about reigning in your kid the same way you'd like to see pp reign in her dog?

sing_michael_sing

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Class war has been brewing for decades between small and large dog owners. The front line is the fence between the two dog runs at battlefields throughout the city.

This is their story.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Once I was at the Duane Reade on 3rd Avenue and 14th Street in line minding my own business. Parker Posey was in front of me, and I remember checking out her fake Louis Vuitton Marukami dog carrier. After she was done paying, she started talking nonsense to me and then shoved that thing in front of me, so I started petting it because I had no idea what else to do. Then she asks me, "Does he still have that eye infection?" I instantly retracted my hand. What a weirdo!!

newyorkisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> @MyMuffinTop: Damn comment delay! You did the right thing. I take it back.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> @MyMuffinTop: Ugh. Obvious joke plus typo? Just ugh.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I ate lunch outside of Whole Foods in L.A. a while back beside Parker Posey and her dog at the next table. She threw it pieces of her lunch, but only after it would start barking uncontrollably, which turned into, like, every second of lunch. It was almost like she was training it to be a horrific beast...which sucked in the long-term as well, because I really liked her before that.

thesunpony

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> "That pissy little dog once snarled and tried to bite my five year old in the garden of the Chateau Marmont, simply because she wanted to give it a pet. Parker said, not apolegetically to my teary kid, "My dog isn't so friendly." And we say owners are like their dogs...."

Here is a story about an insane woman and yappy dog, and yes, I am referring to you, Swordfish.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Or she LOST it...whatevs.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> i saw her once at urban outfitters. she doesnt hold the door for other people. how rude.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> @Aatom: Maybe she lots the dog's busy bee.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I wish I didn't know this, I liked her.

P.S. to Swordfish: it's not too early to teach your five-year-old to ask permission before petting unknown animals.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> There's got to be a good Best In Show joke in here somewhere.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Oh...well, I liked her.

videogoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> You should meet her cat, Mansion. Wicked little shit!

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Well...they do say pets take on the personalities of thir owners. Crazy Gracie can hardly be held responsible.

weething

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rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Gracie just signed for a Condolences Kibble Kit from Poodlitzer.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> Parker Posey's dog diddled me in my danger zone one time at sleep away camp. I washed and washed, but the water was never hot enough to wash away the memory of that night.

The More You Know

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> I always knew the antichrist would return as a poodle.

surfbeavernsb

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]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> i nearly tripped over her dog a couple of months back on prince street. looking at the situation in light of recent revelations, i have decided that the damn thing knew i was coming and put itself in my way on purpose. malicious little mutt.

Cosmonautical

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog]]> and don't even get me started on her little pussy

vibe-rater

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