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Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

Mike_Jahn — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:38:16 EDT

Ease up on her. Her dad survived one of the biggest mullets in human history plus the worst hit record in human history. They get survivor credits.

Mike_Jahn

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

mitchel_stevens — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:17:46 EDT

@LolCait:
My time-out was worth the two days of work I managed to catch up on.
and i'll drunk-comment again. wait. never drunk-comment again.

mitchel_stevens

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

ObtuseIntolerant — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:06:44 EDT

Hmmm...yeah...still better than everything on Nickelodeon.

ObtuseIntolerant

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

onebadclam — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:02:13 EDT

My Monkees lunch box used to spontaneously burst into flames and no one batted an eye. Kids today.

onebadclam

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

dudelookslikeadude — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:57:00 EDT

oh weird. i just finished doing the bone dance in a starbucks bathroom. with a consensual partner of course.

dudelookslikeadude

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

LolCait — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:45:05 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: Glad to see you back.

LolCait

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

mitchel_stevens — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:33:58 EDT

mmm. she will make the corn harvest delicious this year.

mitchel_stevens

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

CodePink — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:27:41 EDT

I have a popular hit show called, If The Shoe Fits Massachusetts.

CodePink

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

ginger rant — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:13:01 EDT

@lothario: Wordless.

ginger rant

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

lothario — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:09:45 EDT

I'll do the bone dance with her. Word?

lothario

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

Puton — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:06:17 EDT

but the lead-enriched singing tampons really add some splash to tween's my otherwise humdrum day.

Puton

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

McCheeburger — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:04:03 EDT

Confession:

I was in a Targét in NJ last Sunday morning and ran smack dab into an end cap of Miley Merch. Lunch boxes, notebooks, back packs, etc.

Most remarkable thing I noticed?

Her teeth looked quite yellow on most of the products.

Ewwwww!

McCheeburger

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

surfbeavernsb — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:01:56 EDT

Intervention! The Miley Cyrus Story.

surfbeavernsb

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

surfbeavernsb — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:01:30 EDT

It's only a matter of time before her father is controlling her assets to quell her crack addiciton.

surfbeavernsb

Miley Cyrus Aims To Kill Your Children

Nic Fit — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:53:23 EDT

Yeah and I, for one, am offended by the Hanna Montana Training Thong TM

Nic Fit