<![CDATA[Deep Thoughts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> My favorite description of a political officeholder was to "Florida's lacquered Secretary of State Katherine Harris" after the 2000 election.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> Blech! That's one of these ledes that could cause an editor to just quit on the spot, walk out, and opt for lion taming school instead. Or something.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> oh lacquer, you painted whore you

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> "That's what she said."

Sargasm

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> @ClockOnTheStove: lacquer in the front, poker in the rear...

edisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> Lacquer? I hardly know her.

C.H. Sanson

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> I hardly knew 'er!

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> I wouldn't throw it out of bed, but I'm not buying it dinner.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> I'm going to open up a paint shop in Beaver Bay. Beaver Lacquers.

ClockOnTheStove

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> Lacquer is wacker, but caulk is chalk.

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]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> I respect lacquer, but I worship the caulk.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> At 5 pm today, I plan on getting lacquered up.

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> Also Hamilton: we sympathize.

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]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> I don't know about you, but my furniture needs to earn my respect. When it stops giving me dirty looks, I'll stop putting my feet on it.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> Candy is dandy, but lacquer is wacker.

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]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> We're here to serve.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[Deep Thoughts]]> i'm so very glad that you are reading the New York Sun, now i don't have to.

edisdead

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