<![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> All I keep seeing is an ad for Mr. Clean with Febreze. Apparently this new cleaner is "right at home with tough stuff" and "removes stains in two ways". Mr. Clean is bi too?

crosbystreet

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @VirusWithShoes: For the record, I'm a tea drinker and a football-the original football-fan.

That said, to the smoking porch for fisticuffs!

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @donmiguel:

Saying it does not make it so.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> My favorite Tv show with my crushes. That's what I am doing.

Miss Pontificating

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Coop's got big guns.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @Itsjustcatnip: Right? It's like Saturday night in Williamsburg!

swizzard

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @VirusWithShoes: Heeeee!
But she has so many fashion-ier-mided pursuits to occupy her!

@La Cieca: That and "tight end" are some of the most provocative expressions in the English language.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> OMG SO GAYTASTIC!

ChrissMari

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Please, please, please tell me there is a big sweaty, muscley pile at the end this segment.
Please

KillNewYork

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @tribalpottery: Don't worry, I was not offended. I prefer the fairer sex. Though I do admire his ability to look young in spite of gray hair.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Well, it looks like the Easter Bunny is going to be leaving a little extra sweet and yummy something at the bottom of my basket this year.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Not that it was any good.

Even when other ladies are hitting on me.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> My gaydar just broke.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @DorothyMantooth: Yes, but not so much a euphemism as "power forward."

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @DorothyMantooth: I don't think Victoria gets it either, my darling.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @digitalsmoothie: It's all been isotonic-pretend-science-water for at least the past ten years now in football/soccer.

And, as a tea-drinker myself - OUTSIDE, NOW!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> "Beckman's powerful leg" is totally a euphemism I'm not getting, right?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Assball, OK, but honestly-English footballers admit to drinking TEA at halftime.

That's as gay as anything about American football.

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @FitnessMadeSimple: I just don't him all that cute. Of course, Gloria Vanderbilt's son would be gay. I prefer Will Arnett or Joel McHale in terms of boringly handsome.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> I hope Coop remembered to protect his bits and pieces while he was in the goal. Those footballs can hurt when they sock you in the junk.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @tribalpottery: Ohhhhhh snap. I think you just done gone and outraged a whole lot of people. Best start runnin' now.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @KimGordonsPanties: Ha! Brilliant, and seconded.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> If only this episode of jocksniffing could turn into, well, an episode of jocksniffing.

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> This makes me want not to watch '60 Minutes' for another 28 years...

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @DavidWatts: ummm....no. I actually was surprised how rail thin he is. Those muscle t's aren't doing anything for him. And look very silly on a 40-something year old. The Coop has a Peter Pan complex!

The Precautionary Whale

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> The doc who delivered my second kid was a Sicilian who spent much of his time in a mind-bending football frenzy. It was during the World Cup and I nearly had to lock him in the delivery room.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Now Coop probably wishes he'd spent as much gym time on the calves & glutes as on the guns.

SW-2

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> I never understood the appeal of Anderson Cooper. He's so bland.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> i see nothing relevant here that i don't already see from my office window.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Becks, the power forward for western coference playoff hopefuls, the L.A. Galaxy, is in the end zone taking a penalty shootout. Watch his cleats as he curves a slapshot past the Grey Fox! That's why Beckham's LA Galaxy squad will win the World Cup this year.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @DavidWatts: and yet, no tush to speak of. squat hack, anderson, SQUAT HACK.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @DavidWatts: I know, right??

Better than Cute Overload.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> why isn't posh spice in this anywhere :(

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @Pareene: why do you think I double quoted? it was a sign of acknowledgement and thanks.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Football is the game you play where you kick a ball with your foot. American "Football" is a silly bastardization of Rugby in which closeted homosexuals take turns slapping each other on the ass. It should rightly be called "Assball."

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> It's like my brain is Jumanji and all my fantasies are coming to life! Depending on how the segment ends.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> When you see him out of his suit, you realize how fucking huge Coop's arms are. They're beautiful and terrifying, like little bulbous razor diamonds.

DavidWatts

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> hahahaha you people and your pedantry YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I CALLED IT "FOOTBALL"

Pareene

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> @hypocriteoath: @pssshwhatever: Shite.

LadlySack

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Looks like somebody has a little(?) man-crush on AC...

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Is CBS News now produced my Magical Elves?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> Pitch.

LadlySack

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> pitch! it's a football pitch!

and, uh, nomnomnom on the both of them.

pssshwhatever

]]> <![CDATA[Becks and The Coop: This Sunday on '60 Minutes'!]]> pitch. a "football"" field" is called a pitch.

hypocriteoath

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