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Vegan Strip Club Thrown to Dogs

vandusen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:12:42 EDT

They probably couldn't compete with Portland's Acropolis, which in addition to having the best steak and beer selection in the city has a very thorough salad bar.

vandusen

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Tenno — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:46:35 EDT

I had no idea we even had a vegan strip club. I guess they didn't do their homework with our non-smoking hotel casinos.

Sorry folks.

Tenno

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Lonesome_George — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:21:56 EDT

Whenever I geo to a strip club I get a craving for a nice, juicy burger.

Lonesome_George

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DorothyZbornak — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:13:21 EDT

@collegecallgirl: Ooh, I'm imagining some ranch dressing showers too.

DorothyZbornak

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donmiguel — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:12:52 EDT

Are you allowed to be both naked and vegan?

donmiguel

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Cheap Shot — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:05:28 EDT

I laugh when I see flyeres for strip clubs offering a sushi lunch buffet special.

Cheap Shot

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NewRider — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:01:56 EDT

Try again in Williamsburg.

NewRider

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depardoo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:55:03 EDT

@mathnet:

You've always understood me.

depardoo

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:49:59 EDT

For the closing number, the girls used to spell out FREE TIBET with their bodies to Bjork's Declare Independence.

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mathnet — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:48:09 EDT

@depardoo: I get it!

mathnet

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mathnet — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:44:46 EDT

OK I don't go to strip clubs? But it's hard for me to believe that the food served is a differentiator among competing establishments.

mathnet

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Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:44:28 EDT

Vegan men are far outnumbered by vegan women and can get leather-free nekidness for free.

Itsjustcatnip

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saltwatertaffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:44:18 EDT

wait. is this the same place as this?

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saltwatertaffy

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collegecallgirl — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:41:07 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: It depends on how you cook them.

collegecallgirl

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BullfightsOnAcid — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:40:31 EDT

Sure, they were Vegan but their thongs were found to be very high in lead.

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gawkimo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:38:17 EDT

I love bony asses and clavicles.

gawkimo

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Colonel Mustard — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:37:27 EDT

Tempeh strippers are just no substitute for the real thing.

Colonel Mustard

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CaptainFantastic — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:37:20 EDT

@KarenUhOh: and straight!

CaptainFantastic

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JudgeFudge — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:36:44 EDT

What the add forgot to point out was that the club was actually inside a yurt.

JudgeFudge

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saltwatertaffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:35:37 EDT

@andheartss: i guess a true vegan stripper- what with the restrictions from consuming any- um- animal "products"- well, humans- specifically human men- who are technically animals and all.....anyway it just wasn't working out.

saltwatertaffy

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fivehole — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:33:22 EDT

um. maybe it didn't work out because it was a non-smoking strip club too.

i fail to see why this didn't take off though: "(It's) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak," Diablo said. "We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate."

fivehole

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TedSez — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:32:48 EDT

As with veggie burgers, you pay twice as much for half the enjoyment.

TedSez

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depardoo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:32:39 EDT

Vegan strip club? I think it was a typo.

depardoo

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:31:47 EDT

What an ill-conceived idea. Even in Portland, how many lactose-intolerant men could there be?

KarenUhOh

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depardoo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:31:32 EDT

Carl Karcher, Lovie Yancey and Al Copeland just rolled over in their respective graves.

depardoo

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Ruutuu — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:31:27 EDT

something tells me the dancers there were hiruste, empowered womyn

Ruutuu

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saltwatertaffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:29:36 EDT

an establishment built around vices that simultaneously incorporates the idea of a super-healthy lifestyle choice is kind of a mindfuck. no wonder.

saltwatertaffy

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contradicto — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:28:08 EDT

Fish tacos would have gone over well with the lesbian set.

contradicto

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andheartss — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:26:47 EDT

...what about stripping is non-vegan?

Unless they're handing out free sushi platters, I see no issue.

andheartss

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mathnet — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:26:23 EDT

Guess they didn't grease enough palms!

mathnet

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collegecallgirl — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:25:44 EDT

This is almost the exact opposite of my money-making gentlman's club idea. Three words, my friends: bacon-wrapped strippers.

collegecallgirl