'Slate's' Land of Pure Imagination - Gawker Comments

'Slate's' Land of Pure Imagination

winniemc — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:03:27 EDT

Oh, boo-hoo, the snozberries don't taste like snozberries. Cry me a fudgey river, mister "science will cure all my problems."

winniemc

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Gregoire — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:29:35 EDT

But, but, but there's an AMENDMENT to the Constitution that says that leprachauns are blue!

Gregoire

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Lycosidae — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:30:34 EDT

@jackvinyl: SJP=Secretariat of State! Haw!!!

Lycosidae

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:25:04 EDT

This was the least erotic fan-fic I've read in a long time.

VirusWithShoes

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Hipp — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:20:55 EDT

Obama shot first.

Hipp

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Mike_Jahn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:20:55 EDT

[sniff] I feel like breaking into song ...

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony ...

Mike_Jahn

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mitchel_stevens — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:14:49 EDT

In my fantasy, Totoro is president.

and every day I'd commute to work in my magical Cat Bus.

mitchel_stevens

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adminslave — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:44 EDT

But in this magical land can I drink tea from giant buttercups and then eat the candy cup and saucer? Another failure on the part of modern science.

adminslave

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saltwatertaffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:06 EDT

And Mr. Magorium makes all the artillery and guns. In fun primary colors.

saltwatertaffy

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jackvinyl — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:03:10 EDT

In my imagination of imaginations Obama is Pres, Pareene is Press Secretary, Sarah Jessica Parker is Secratariat of State and Frmr. Pres Clinton is Client #8.

also:
Spiegelman/Lolcait for Gawker 08.

jackvinyl

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:01:35 EDT

To which Christopher Hitchens responds:

Are Women Humorless?

I fucking told you they were!

rosaluxembourgeoise

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debord at work — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:00:50 EDT

fuck that. i'm voting for obama because i definitely *do not* want hillary in the white house. dumbest fantasy ever!

debord at work

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mathnet — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:57:59 EDT

Goddamn Pareene. Image overload! Cinderella and Willy Wonka and Annette Bening cutely insulting Michael Douglas ten feet from the Oval Office!

mathnet

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scarletmenace — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:55:22 EDT

I'm sure her speech would end, "vote for me or else."

scarletmenace

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contradicto — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:55:18 EDT

Well, that would solve everything! The only problem is that this wouldn't be America if I didn't feel disenfranchised.

contradicto

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beantownbastard — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:53:57 EDT

*rides in a hot-air balloon* Imaginaaaation! Imaginaaaation~

I think I saw it on South Park once!

beantownbastard

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:52:56 EDT

It's jut a short vacation from their usual exposes on "Why up is actually down."

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Moff — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:52:27 EDT

Wow. Even her pretend speeches are shitty.

Moff

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Sarcastro — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:51:18 EDT

Screw it, I'm voting for Ron Paul.

Sarcastro