<![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:43 EDT Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:43 EDT http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4856641 @VirusWithShoes: (ahem) so what does your girlfriend have to say about that?

::flutters eyelids and drops hanky::

roodles

]]> 7:371564:c4856641 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:43 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4849893 My inner voice makes for excellent conversation over tea and crumpets.

dumblonde

]]> 7:371564:c4849893 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:42:29 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4846310 My inner voices spoke to me every day too, but nothing shut them up like Risperdal.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> 7:371564:c4846310 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:37:26 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4846273 There are at least eight women on my street in Malibu who look just like Alicia Keys, so why do you assume that she's not typical?

famousauthor

]]> 7:371564:c4846273 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:34:45 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4845064 @roodles: That's why I don't drink any more.

And I think you're confusing fucking a woman with respecting a woman. I can objectify with the best of them, but it takes a toll on the soul, I've found.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:371564:c4845064 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:41:44 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4845048 @BalknChain: Ha!

BeRightBack

]]> 7:371564:c4845048 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:41:02 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4844211 @VirusWithShoes: bravo -- but with a couple of drinks in you a vacuous, early 20 something double D-ed thing wouldn't look so bad I'm sure. And if so, you are truly a man like no other.

roodles

]]> 7:371564:c4844211 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:06:14 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843947 Alicia Keys is definitely not a real woman, but the way she sings always sounds like she's trying really hard.

Which is kind of real-ish, for a celebrity.

I officially am accepting Alicia Keys' application to become my inner voice.

slackerina

]]> 7:371564:c4843947 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:55:24 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843766 Yeah, honey, your mom's on FaceBook. She's SITTING on your FaceBook.

SarahHeartburn

]]> 7:371564:c4843766 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:49:43 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843767 @SarahHeartburn: The back, my friend. Or, the top.

drugman

]]> 7:371564:c4843767 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:49:43 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843750 I used to think all evil in the world stemmed from mezzanine funds, vulture cap and derivatives folks. Now, I smell the blood of an ad man...

drugman

]]> 7:371564:c4843750 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:48:58 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843712 Didn't Pro-Activ give Alicia Keys better skin?

kathotdog

]]> 7:371564:c4843712 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:47:23 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843688 @ambitious: Hey, get in line.

SarahHeartburn

]]> 7:371564:c4843688 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:46:23 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843683 @VirusWithShoes: You've got a considerable fan club of babes here, handsome. No need to get all celibate on our aging but cute asses. Just sayin, Mr. 800+.

SarahHeartburn

]]> 7:371564:c4843683 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:46:06 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843646 @VirusWithShoes: Sweetie, it's airing during the Hills. Fucking the people this is aimed at isn't legal.

And this certain is the kind of shit that made my internal voice spew self-hatred at the age of 14. Go beauty products!

CrankYank

]]> 7:371564:c4843646 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:44:35 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843638 @VirusWithShoes: Come sit by me.

ambitious

]]> 7:371564:c4843638 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:44:14 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843431 @BalknChain: Touche.

drugman

]]> 7:371564:c4843431 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:37:25 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843349 Gov AbandonsReal Woman For Ashley Dupre.

Un Chien Andalou

]]> 7:371564:c4843349 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:33:36 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843230 Wow. The feminism just jumps out that video.

Alicia Keys should go bury her fucking pussy. She doesn't deserve one now. As should everyone connected with that shit.

If this is what modern women are all about, give me celibacy until I die. I'd rather jerk off than put my cock near anything as vacuous as this.

Yes, I'm in a mood.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:371564:c4843230 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:31 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843139 @FitnessMadeSimple: I'm sayin'. Alicia Keyes seems pretty "real" to me for an unreal, celebrity option.

Also: Dove is using the good will they built up during their Real Women campaign to push less real products. They have no interest in making women feel good about themselves as they are. That campaign was just a way to, while not pushing a specific product, put a halo around the brand that they hope will blind everyone to the fact that they're still selling the dream of anti-aging, anti-fat blah blah blah booty cream.

And the Axe Effect, such as.

ambitious

]]> 7:371564:c4843139 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:25:52 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4843037 @SarahHeartburn: My expanse of heart loves your expanse of gray matter and flesh. I'm sure 96% of twenty-somethings would view anyone older than twenty-something as old.

BalknChain

]]> 7:371564:c4843037 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:23:02 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842940 This seems like Dov's Fresh Takes.

BalknChain

]]> 7:371564:c4842940 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:19:43 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842931 What's next for Dove? Always w/ wings tie ins?
I cry for the future.


StabbyFerosh

]]> 7:371564:c4842931 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:19:25 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842927 A chorus of inner voices crying out for Dr. Zizmor, Celebrity Juice Fasts, and unlimited spin classes.

businesspearl

]]> 7:371564:c4842927 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:19:05 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842911 Well, screw those dipsticks. Shows what they know about marketing. The fat asses on us olders soak up a lot more skin cream than those svelte young'ns. I'm taking my expanse of flesh back to Nivea.

SarahHeartburn

]]> 7:371564:c4842911 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:18:25 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842894 In other news, Jared Leto is now doing commercials for Old Spice's REAL MEN Campaign wherein he decides to keep the fat he gained for his movie role and develops an interest in medieval role playing games.

CodePink

]]> 7:371564:c4842894 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:17:53 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842864 So this stuff makes all women look like Alicia Keys and "put out"? Are you sure it isn't a Budweiser commercial?

TedSez

]]> 7:371564:c4842864 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:16:49 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842774 My inner voice speaks to me every day, too, and appropriately, it sometimes talks about Alicia Keys and skin care products in the same inner breath.

Hipp

]]> 7:371564:c4842774 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:13:13 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842767 More specifically, pear-shaped.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> 7:371564:c4842767 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:12:57 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842722 Okay, so this is a singer doing a commercial which is actually a show during another show which is about people who are real but are actually acting? Just TRY to explain this to my mother, just TRY.

CodePink

]]> 7:371564:c4842722 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:11:16 EDT <![CDATA[Dove Abandons Real Women For Alicia Keys]]> http://gawker.com/371564/dove-abandons-real-women-for-alicia-keys#c4842694 My inner voice spoke to me so loudly when I was in my twenties that I'm lucky to have fucking survived it.

Mike_Jahn

]]> 7:371564:c4842694 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:10:19 EDT