<![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All" - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All" - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:07:04 EDT Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:07:04 EDT http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4845704 @Cheap Shot: Sure Denton's not just paying to mildly electrocute you every once in a while?

CrankYank

]]> 7:371567:c4845704 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:07:04 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4844393 wow. maybe you can buy borders.

fuckermost

]]> 7:371567:c4844393 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:13:56 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4844089 @riskybusiness: Let’s not be picky! Let her take off the V-neck, if it’s easier!

iplaudius

]]> 7:371567:c4844089 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:00:11 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4844045 @miss_msry: To be fair, you'd really only have to pull those sweats down a little bit.

riskybusiness

]]> 7:371567:c4844045 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:58:19 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4844033 I wonder how much cash Brooklyn Vegan is pulling in.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:371567:c4844033 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:57:58 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843879 Paging Nick Douglas. Nick Douglas, you're wanted at the white courtesy post. Paging Nick Douglas.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:371567:c4843879 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:53:09 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843864 I have a confession to make.

I donated my body to the Commenter Tech Research Lab (CTRL). Basically, there are electrodes attached to me recording how my brain functions every time I finish reading a post.
The Scientists are paying me about $50 for each comment so forgive me if I comment frequently, just trying to pay the bills.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:371567:c4843864 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:52:36 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843812 And my husband asked, "If you're online all day, why aren't you getting paid?"

Boy, is he naive. To get paid, I'd need to take off my sweats. And have sex with someone.

miss_msry

]]> 7:371567:c4843812 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:50:53 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843765 A “zero-sum game” in which LOLCait takes all? This is a publishing model I can approve!

iplaudius

]]> 7:371567:c4843765 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:49:40 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843667 My new online writing model:

"Major advertiser blurb carefully weaved into copy."

Dear Major Advertiser,

Please see [insert link to blurb]. My flat rate is $25/blurb.

Please remit payment to [my email address] and thanks in advance for your immediate cooperation.

Kind regards,
Ultra-low-cost guerilla advertiser guy

McCheeburger

]]> 7:371567:c4843667 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:45:31 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843666 @VirusWithShoes: ~80 views. Not yet. You, on the other hand, should be rolling in haggis. Or whatever your currency is.

In Other News...

]]> 7:371567:c4843666 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:45:30 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843543 "...that works out to an annualized $80,000 apiece, on average. Which is really not at all bad for the kind of people Gawker hires, who are often talented but unproven twentysomethings."

I don't know what to say about this except... Aaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!

Oh, and, Richard, could you lend me ten bucks?

TedSez

]]> 7:371567:c4843543 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:41:05 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843492 @CrankYank: Hardee Har.

What's going on over at the AP? They lettin' that new fancy-pants entertainment bureau assign general news stories now?

Upinya

]]> 7:371567:c4843492 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:39:41 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843408 This is my replacement for both human intimacy and accurate reporting.

CrankYank

]]> 7:371567:c4843408 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:35:56 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843263 You got paid for this?

Too easy.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:371567:c4843263 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:41 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843260 And a million j-schoolers collectively shudder...

La Pauline

]]> 7:371567:c4843260 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:30 EDT <![CDATA["The Internet Is Full Of Words Written For No Money At All"]]> http://gawker.com/371567/the-internet-is-full-of-words-written-for-no-money-at-all#c4843231 I'm currently being compensated with shares of Bear Stearns stock for commenting here.

riskybusiness

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