<![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:30:22 EDT Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:30:22 EDT http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4848014 Nothing could ever top Spencer's Hollywood mural last season. Beautiful television.

Jenelle

]]> 7:371574:c4848014 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:30:22 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4845858 Can't we just ignore this retarded show? Some of us actually do have the willpower to abstain from watching garbage television instead posting "wry" coverage on it while secretly popping a boner for everything superficial and vacuous. Who are you people?

MrJellytree

]]> 7:371574:c4845858 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:13:29 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4844799 "...love interest for Audrina was cast." Huh? Listen, someone tried to convince me once that the finale match of Wrestlemania IV was "cast"...and I've seen nothing dispositive ever since. Damn alt-media scuttlebugs.

drugman

]]> 7:371574:c4844799 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:30:10 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4844229 "Hurtle", Richard.

It's not you, it's me. I'm a geek.

crotchety

]]> 7:371574:c4844229 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:06:55 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4844092 @sassypants: They are indeed alive and apparently have eyes.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:371574:c4844092 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:00:31 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4844057 I can vouch for the supersaturation of Hills media. Last night I had a dream that I was shopping with LC, when Heidi showed up wearing the exact same top that Lauren was looking at, and she (Heidi) made some kind of snide remark at Lauren's expense. WELL, I was not about to let that fly, and I got right in her face and told her she looked like the farmer's slutty daughter who had barely escaped the family picnic without becoming another Ozark statistic (she was wearing gingham) and then SPENCER showed up and tried to threaten me and I got all up in his face and was SO ANGRY that I...woke up. QUIVERING WITH RAGE.

I think I'll go take that walk outside that you mentioned.

Colonel Mustard

]]> 7:371574:c4844057 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:58:42 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4844046 @mitchel_stevens: Because analysts guesstimate tumblr's current worth at about what it costs to buy lunch for two in London with $'s.

drugman

]]> 7:371574:c4844046 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:58:20 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843990 RE: Petraeus. The polymer mix in Montag's face could justifyably be called a "lethal accelerant"; Tehran's actions are a more dubious matter.

drugman

]]> 7:371574:c4843990 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:56:33 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843975 how come fake nick denton and blakely have the same tumblr layout? if you join me in going back and to the left, you'll see a white background with black text. moving back and to the left once again, you'll find a lame JFK-reference that should've been brought up earlier.

going back and to the left once again, i'll be letting the dead horse lie.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:371574:c4843975 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:56:08 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843941 So, the Hills are alive?

sassypants

]]> 7:371574:c4843941 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:55:06 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843521 @blakeley: Fantastic.

BitchSetMeUp

]]> 7:371574:c4843521 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:40:25 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843350 I heard the battle at Normandy never really happened and it was just an elaborate hoax filmed in a hangar somewhere in the desert.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> 7:371574:c4843350 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:33:37 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843254 * mathnet laughed again about this: [radaronline.com]

mathnet

]]> 7:371574:c4843254 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:30:20 EDT <![CDATA[<i>The Hills</i> in the News: A Roundup]]> http://gawker.com/371574/the-hills-in-the-news--a-roundup#c4843152 Please stop sending email to richard @ gawker if you are looking for richard lawson. I've had enough. Thank you.

[richardlawsonsemail.tumblr.com]

blakeley

]]> 7:371574:c4843152 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:26:24 EDT