<![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> Love, love, love the DNW tag!

Yawn

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> It's too bad he's not in a real jail. I think we need a revival of the story about him being forced to stick a d*ldo in his *ss.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> Ummm... Is this piece of human trash still "rapey"? I like when he gets called "rapey."

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> It is true that Joel Stein got the ugliest quotes in the universe out of Francis, but, why then, was he compelled to kiss his ass in every other sentence? And why, if Francis defeats every man to test his manhood, did Stein omit Francis' "weakest" moment? You know, when that hoodlum with ties to Paris Hilton broke into his house and sodomized Francis with a pistol or whatever?

I guess it could be argued that Francis' whole life is a "weakest" moment, marauding around America filming drunk teen girls, then taunting their boyfriends. Or what about the female LA Times reporter he practically beat the shit out of? That was top-shelf!

The joke is on us though, as usual. Francis has more money than all of us, and his jail stint was nicer than the rest of our crummy existences.

Liberace

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> ADD in this instance meaning Attention Demanding Disorder

gooshwa

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> Huh. It was actually kind of good. That's fucked up.

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> "There's a restaurant inside where low-risk inmates among the population of 1,100 can learn to make sandwiches ..."


Are they low-risk because they have hands made entirely of thumbs and have been hermetically sealed inside of the rock that shelters you from sandwich-making technology your whole life?

awhatsname

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> He was a "different class" in jail because he was bubba's lil bitch.

Hate him bad, he is such a low life scum bag, he will come back in his next incarnation as a pile of cockroach shit.

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> So much more appealing on That's Amore!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> Can someone hook this guy up with Mary Rambin in time for the show?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> If by "being a different class" he means he has a pussy.. then he's so right on.

Intern Kevin

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Francis: American Hero]]> It still made me despise him more...

mandarin

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