<![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France) - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France) - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:14:09 EDT Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:14:09 EDT http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c5154662 where does the money go?

celebrity baby

]]> 7:371826:c5154662 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:14:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4918908 Late, but in reference to a few questions here from people who wonder if anyone else remembers the great Carla Bruni's past conquests, hers was exactly the name that came to my mind when I read that the President of France was dating a "gorgeous former model". Who else could it have been but her?

mollypicon

]]> 7:371826:c4918908 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:52:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4894324 I imagine he's slightly less embarrassed with this picture than Paul McCartney was with his wife's.

philanthropissed

]]> 7:371826:c4894324 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:46:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4893261 Monsieur President, will you please kiss me in the smelly place?

KillNewYork

]]> 7:371826:c4893261 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:16:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4891323 its good to be the king... er I mean president

steven_scareplanes

]]> 7:371826:c4891323 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:11:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4879298 Elle est tres chaude.

dumblonde

]]> 7:371826:c4879298 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:13:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4869045 @moff: Nous sommes tous fascistes!

filipo

]]> 7:371826:c4869045 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:13:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4868838 @SinisterRouge: Truth be told, the Right's "evil empire" saved everyone's asses in WWII. We walked in at the end and have tried to take the credit ever since.

jcabraham

]]> 7:371826:c4868838 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:57:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4866959 @spartus620: It looks kind of like they just had a big fight and have turned their backs to each other. If they had arms, they'd be crossed.

Helman

]]> 7:371826:c4866959 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:01:37 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4866553 @Helman: How are they quarreling?

spartus620

]]> 7:371826:c4866553 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:42:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4866066 @vibe-rater: LOL!
Though I liked Bruni's first record, I never really understood why she's considered so attractive. Her sister Valeria is another story, however.

Coldwine

]]> 7:371826:c4866066 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:21:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4865992 @CaptainFantastic: @Itsjustcatnip: nope, it was 'addicted to love'

lieschenmueller

]]> 7:371826:c4865992 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:17:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4865906 She's got the feet of an Elephant Man!

Alabama~Boy

]]> 7:371826:c4865906 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:14:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4864209 And $300 less than having to boink that faux-French faux-funk Missy Dupré from the Emperors! Fraternité Liberté Egalité!

wretched_of_the_mirth

]]> 7:371826:c4864209 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:15:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4863243 @SeaBassTian: I think the correct phrase is "stubby-fingered vulgarian Mr. Trump"

vibe-rater

]]> 7:371826:c4863243 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:44:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4860328 WOW! She doesn't much look like a cheese eating surrender monkey to me. She just looks hot!

migukin

]]> 7:371826:c4860328 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:06:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4859040 "Her boobs don't even know each other."

(Thx Def Comedy Jam)

Calaverius

]]> 7:371826:c4859040 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:20:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4858973 Am I the only one who recalls her short-lived romance with vulgarian Mr. Trump?

SeaBassTian

]]> 7:371826:c4858973 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:18:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4858952 "Zis boobie iz peeking thiz-a-way, ze other boobie iz peeking that-a-way."

MrInBetween

]]> 7:371826:c4858952 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:17:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4858569 If those things were any further apart, they'd be on her back. She should get her knees to give the hooters a pep talk.

Rugged_Zero

]]> 7:371826:c4858569 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:01:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4858438 @yogagrrrl: Uh, that looks like a full-grown chatte to me. But you make a good point. The French say they abhor nationalism, but meanwhile they're blaming immigration for their loss of jobs and culture, and Sarko's riding that wave like crazy. I read the French news with a sense of dread these days (the same reaction they've had to ours for decades, right?). On verra bien.

Twerpsichore

]]> 7:371826:c4858438 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4858124 @SlickaNicka: Does it balance out?

Itsjustcatnip

]]> 7:371826:c4858124 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:46:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4857840 Here in America, we call those freedom thighs.

TedSez

]]> 7:371826:c4857840 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:36:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4857518 Her feet are pigeon-toed, but her breasts decidedly not.

SlickaNicka

]]> 7:371826:c4857518 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:24:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4857464 @Itsjustcatnip: @Itsjustcatnip: Simply Irresistable

CaptainFantastic

]]> 7:371826:c4857464 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:23:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4857088 Does anyone know bout Carla when she was a crazy ass model who stole Mick Jagger from Jerry Hall????

Arghk.

I have a feeling it's just me who remembers this highly ambitious aristocratic Italian but now French living model who kept on having wild affairs with married men and posed nude with her family! phew!

If anyone does...would be fun to gossip about WTF Sarkozy is on!!???? Someone ISN'T going to be re-elected, though it serves the French right for voting for the charlatan....

rantmagazine:boo hoo

]]> 7:371826:c4857088 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:07:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4856531 @SinisterRouge: Walk Like an Egyptian? Was that the Bangles?

Toomanytomatoes

]]> 7:371826:c4856531 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:46:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4856517 @SinisterRouge: that's it. Now I can move along.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> 7:371826:c4856517 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:45:39 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4856150 Can I get that picture autographed?

famousauthor

]]> 7:371826:c4856150 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:29:41 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4856086 @Itsjustcatnip: You mean Palmer? 1980's to be sure.

SinisterRouge

]]> 7:371826:c4856086 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:26:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4856040 @MaeHemm: I can have no tiddys?

marvel girl

]]> 7:371826:c4856040 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:24:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855954 What was that '90s (or '80s?) video full of girls making that face, rocking from side to side? Was she in that? Is she old enough?

Itsjustcatnip

]]> 7:371826:c4855954 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:20:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855920 @soybomb: "Fascist" does get bandied. So does "liberal."
Let's just look at the pretty lady.

yogagrrrl

]]> 7:371826:c4855920 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:18:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855828 @moff: Well, clearly not. I wish our first ladies were hot.

SinisterRouge

]]> 7:371826:c4855828 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:14:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855606 I don't get her awesomeness. Sorry. Give me Scarlet any day. At least someone with a little flesh to grab onto.

Mike_Jahn

]]> 7:371826:c4855606 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:02:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855430 @acridsheep: Methinks they just call it a baguette.

Sarcastro

]]> 7:371826:c4855430 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:55:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855415 @acridsheep: Don't know. But I do know that picture is givin' me Belleau Wood!

Nard38

]]> 7:371826:c4855415 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:54:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855364 Is that what Marcel Marceau was chasing when he was walking against the wind?

KarenUhOh

]]> 7:371826:c4855364 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:51:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855351 @yogagrrrl: no, i'm not making a joke at all, just referencing the fact that during the election between sarkozy and segolene royal, the segolene supportors thought that the americanizing force of sarkozy was uber-right wing, and many called him a fascist (much the same way we bandy that word about over here).

debord at work

]]> 7:371826:c4855351 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:50:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855343 In French, is boner masculine or feminine. Le Boner? La Boner? NOTRE BONER?

acridsheep

]]> 7:371826:c4855343 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:50:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855281 Damn, girl, lookin' good!

Sheila

]]> 7:371826:c4855281 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:46:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855262 Now I have to pee!

McCheeburger

]]> 7:371826:c4855262 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:46:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855241 I think it's obvious to all why he married her.

NefariousNewt

]]> 7:371826:c4855241 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:45:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855205 Her legs look like they're posing for an Easter Seal poster.

vibe-rater

]]> 7:371826:c4855205 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:43:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855202 @SinisterRouge: No, that is still awesome. But clearly, France isn't all bad.

@soybomb: I bet she spanks him and make him wear her underwear. Fascists love that shit.

moff

]]> 7:371826:c4855202 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:43:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855196 wow. i mean, wow.

Toomanytomatoes

]]> 7:371826:c4855196 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:43:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855193 "Zee Americaines, Zay are zo tasteless, non"?

surfbeavernsb

]]> 7:371826:c4855193 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:43:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855180 genetics wow

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> 7:371826:c4855180 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:42:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855177 @soybomb: I understand you're making a joke. However, when I was living in France, the National Front was trying to put LePen in office and my Arab friends were being turned away at le disco. The French hide their fascism as well as Mme. Bruni hides her chatton; both ought to be uncovered.

yogagrrrl

]]> 7:371826:c4855177 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:42:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855161 First Lady Made of Skin and Bones

businesspearl

]]> 7:371826:c4855161 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:41:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855106 For some reason, I think Barb Bush would need six hands to cover hers.

Sarcastro

]]> 7:371826:c4855106 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:38:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855028 First Lady Causes a Billion Boners.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:371826:c4855028 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855021 Ahhh....to be young and beautiful again. I would have done things so differently.

Pussy Galore

]]> 7:371826:c4855021 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4855008 @moff: of course, she's married to a man that almost half of france thinks is a right wing fascist (even if french right wingers = US liberals).

debord at work

]]> 7:371826:c4855008 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:32:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854999 @moff: You mean still bringing up how we saved their asses in WWII isn't awesome?

SinisterRouge

]]> 7:371826:c4854999 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:32:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854991 i've said it before, but she's also an amazing songwriter. it would be an absolute shame to underestimate the magnificence of this woman.

debord at work

]]> 7:371826:c4854991 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:31:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854976 P-L-E-A-S-E!

[OsiSpeaks.com]

KYJurisDoctor

]]> 7:371826:c4854976 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:30:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854910 This just reinforces how stupid the right wing sounds when it rips on France for not being awesome enough.

moff

]]> 7:371826:c4854910 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:27:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854824 She was gorgeous back then--before she hired a bad doctor to start messing with that beautiful face. The most elegant one on the catwalk.

Swordfish

]]> 7:371826:c4854824 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854791 hehe boobs

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> 7:371826:c4854791 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:21:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854780 Ooooh...nice boobies.

SinisterRouge

]]> 7:371826:c4854780 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:21:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854776 @MaeHemm: Le boobs, let me show you them

zapfdingbats

]]> 7:371826:c4854776 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:20:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854762 I hope we don't have this problem with Cindy McCain.

videogoddess

]]> 7:371826:c4854762 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:20:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854734 @MaeHemm: I haz fur burger. Is prety grate aktually!!1!!1

Mediahohoho

]]> 7:371826:c4854734 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:18:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854678 Le sigh. I look at pictures of this woman almost daily in my work. Too bad they aren't mine to sell for $4000...

eXXX

]]> 7:371826:c4854678 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:15:37 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854641 Even though her breasts look like they've just been quarreling with each other, she is stunning.

Helman

]]> 7:371826:c4854641 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:13:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Nude First Lady (Of France)]]> http://gawker.com/371826/the-nude-first-lady-of-france#c4854634 Can someone more clever than me please LOL-caption this?

thnx

MaeHemm

]]> 7:371826:c4854634 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:13:39 EDT