<![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @CodePink: Or the pretty boy jerk.

Oh, wait, that's on XTube. My bad.

GregnATL

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> That platinum hair looks terrible with his olive skin. And he's not that pretty. And he's a bitch. Next!

SeeingI

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> He's cute, but bland. They should put him on the Hills with Lauren Conrad.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> he might be pretty but when he opens his mouth and that sequence clutch falls out. no no no. Bootlicker.

kingsquiddish

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Wow, I'm totally going to be tuning in to find out more about what he thinks of the world. He certainly has a lot to say! About EVERYTHING I imagine!

Plus, I just love how he does that Oprah thing of slipping into black woman ghetto vernacular randomly.

There's nothing cooler than 19 year old white boys channeling middle aged black women.

reluctantwhore

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Unfun: Julian must be so proud of his idiotic daughter!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @VirusWithShoes: It's funny because it's true!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @VirusWithShoes: HA!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> all these years, and finally, the internet totally delivers on all that promise.

Malegirdle

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @jobsworth: Dear Jobsworth,

Kiss my ass. We are not here to please you.

xoxoxo

ps, is that an Olson? You've got nerve to poke fun at others.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Mike_Jahn: quiet you.. :)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Somehow I feel like I don't even need to watch the video.

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Kajagoogoo

queenmargereen

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @lawyergay: That's not really fair...I could read Tyramail all day.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @GregorMendel: You are why there's hope for the human race.Oh, and I love, love, love what you do with genes.Kbye!

Calraigh

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> I wonder what kind of girl he likes.

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> He looks like the daughter of Julian Sands.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @marvel girl: That's so funny. I learned two crucial life lessons many years ago at a Greenwich Village dinner party where a model became insistent that the best poet then producing verse was a seven year-old girl from New Zealand, while my fabulously wealthy hostess cooked the asparagus and the pasta simultaneously in the same pot for 20 minutes. My takeaways? Models shouldn't speak. Heiresses shouldn't cook.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> His face is pretty, but the funeral service for his hair is at 4:00 this afternoon.

GregorMendel

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @jobsworth:

Dear jobsworth:

You’re a cunt. And I love you for it.

Sincerely,

iplaudius

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> I refuse to think anyone who would borrow my eyeliner attractive. Being able to put up shelves is so much hotter.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> What is it about teenage boys that they cannot fucking enunciate ? Then again, maybe he's doing us all a favor by being largely unintelligible.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Just wait till you find my RedTube, I mean YouTube video where I talk about all of the Gawker commenters......God, don't you just love Miley Cyrus? Not.

SpoiledGirlieGirl

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Maybe I don't need that nose job after all.

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> He looks busted in that photo. Lay off the coke, kid, get more sleep, and get a better moisturizer.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Yet more proof that models should wear nothing but muzzles when released into the wild.

transomist

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> A lot of models forget that their paid to LOOK pretty. Not to talk. Not that I'm a "hater". Models can be alright people. I'm not going to hate on your hustle, ya know? But come on, no one wants to hear you blather on about bullshit. No one cares about you enough. We link to your videos not because we care, but because we're making fun of you... rant over.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Dear model, until you become an actor, shut the fuck up.
Thank you,
Everybody.

djdavetrouble

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Tyra will cut his face off.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Sheila,
There is another vid where he lambers on about Cystic Fibrosis.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Dear Everyone,

Please stop addressing people in the form of an open letter as it is not an original or amusing way of commenting on a post.

Kind Regards,

Jobsworth

jobsworth

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @PimpMyCouch: Don't hate on Billy just because he knows how to have a kickin' good time!

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Mike_Jahn:
his new nerd-name is "Piccolo. Wait, wtf, he's Piccolo?"

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Funny how looking like Ashlee Simpson before her nosejob = working male model these days.

theentireinternet

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Dear Model Boy,

You're an idiot.

Love,
Everyone.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @ge90036: He's what I want my Prada shoes made of.

Puton

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @surfbeavernsb: Totally! Like, if Billy Idol decided not to go to band practice one day and instead make something of himself. And stay off the coke.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Princess Sparkle Pony: Unlike ugly paranoids, like myself, that using the line "all the many, many people that are staring at me, hate me because I'm ugly."

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> What a hideously obnoxious little tweeker. This is what my buying Prada shoes pays for?!?!

ge90036

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @surfbeavernsb: Or James Marsters (Spike from Buffy).

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @BalknChain: Hush up, Sandra.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> I'll take your word for it.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Vid not working. Comments vanishing.
He kinda has Halle Berry as Storm hair happening. I do not think he's pretty, but I'm probably just too old and ugly to model. I can see him as Hansel from Zoolander.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Mike_Jahn: Sting does have a kid, actually. He's the front man for that kind-of-crappy band Fiction Plane. This guy looks like the following:

A. Billy Idol
B. Star of Dune II: The Musical

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> America's Next Bitchy Bottom Model

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Douchebags always use that "all the many, many people who hate me are just jealous" card.

Princess Sparkle Pony

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @CodePink: You're too kind! My next move is a bitchy YouTube video. Aimed at "haters."

Sheila

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Sheila: Sheila, your avatar is GORGEOUS!!! You look so pretty.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Or maybe it's just a slow news day.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> @Sheila: Looking. He IS pretty.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Damn! Deleted it already?! Just look at the pretty pic of him, I guess?

Sheila

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> When will these pretty people learn to shush.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> I wouldn't worry about it. His career will probably last only slighter longer than your video did.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Is it possible to provide a link THAT ACTUALLY WORKS for youtube? it's like Lucy swiping the ball from Charlie Brown OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> ...annd it's gone.
but he looks like a douche.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> He looks like fucking Billy Idol.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Sting has a kid?

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Or Maybe You Just Don't Have the Body For It": A Male Model YouTubes]]> Sheila, the video is no longer avails. I want to see the pretty jerk guy!

CodePink

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