In Melville, Everything's Going To Zell - Gawker Comments

In Melville, Everything's Going To Zell

WhyAreYouWearingStripes — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:02:00 EDT

Actually Melville isn't as bad as say, Hicksville, Long Island.

FitnessMadeSimple — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:14:48 EDT

@Toomanytomatoes: That's a bit harsh, no?

Toomanytomatoes — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:32:09 EDT

I hope Rupert dies a slow and dreadfully painful death.

mitchel_stevens — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:42:22 EDT

i applaud this hed. double kudos for not making this reference cock, balls, taint, ass or vagina. or ear canals.

FitnessMadeSimple — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:36:08 EDT

Melville makes me think of Bartleby the Scrivener, gloomily scrivening away as scriveners do.

Ah, Rupert! Ah, humanity!

BettyCrocker — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:18:51 EDT

Long Island has an abundance of cute historic whaling villages, charming small towns, and upscale enclaves.

Melville, an erstwhile sod farm, isn't one of them. You could pick the whole thing up and drop it in Nebraska and nobody would notice or care.

BettyCrocker

KarenUhOh — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:13:49 EDT

I would prefer not to.