<![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:33 EDT Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:33 EDT http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4883112 @kingsquiddish: "Don't worry, edits don't hurt."

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]]> 7:372438:c4883112 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:33 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4883056 Between Gandalf and Dumbledore, being the most powerful wizard in the world seems like kind of a waste. I mean, you don't need magical powers to get other guys to have sex with you.

moff

]]> 7:372438:c4883056 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:20:49 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4882517 Elijah's girlfriend, um...that would be "girl" in the Elizabethan sense, Your Sir Ianship?

mladen

]]> 7:372438:c4882517 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:01:31 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4881862 @In Other News...: As long as it ends up on the 'cutting room floor'. this could go on forever!!!

kingsquiddish

]]> 7:372438:c4881862 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:38:13 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4880493 @kingsquiddish: @VirusWithShoes: Or, "out-takes."

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]]> 7:372438:c4880493 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:52:03 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4880466 @kingsquiddish: @VirusWithShoes: And they call it a Director's Cut.

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]]> 7:372438:c4880466 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:51:16 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4880390 @kingsquiddish: I think not, since a hobbit knob would be too small for editing, and the elves really have a flair for looking good in a hood.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> 7:372438:c4880390 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:48:16 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879892 @kingsquiddish: Only in post-production.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:372438:c4879892 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:31:12 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879832 Man, the Bible is so weird.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> 7:372438:c4879832 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:29:03 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879726 Do you think elves and hobbits are circumcised?

kingsquiddish

]]> 7:372438:c4879726 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:25:44 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879557 Samwise is suspiciously buff-looking for such a roly-poly hobbit. And if Elijah has that much definition, I'm an Ent. Realistic it up, people! They're totally a chub/chaser couple!

SeeingI

]]> 7:372438:c4879557 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:20:35 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879436 @VirusWithShoes: True, he is in the classic romance novel top position, but perhaps dear Sam is letting Frodo know he's freshly douched with fine herbs from Rivendell and is ready for some baggin.'

WideStanceRomancer

]]> 7:372438:c4879436 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:16:52 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4879350 Get Danielle Steele to write gay, put these pictures on the covers and the product will fly off the shelves.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> 7:372438:c4879350 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:14:29 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878909 My LotR slashfic is called "Pork the Orc", but I'm not giving away anything else!

Oh, except I should clarify that when I talk repeatedly about the "single-eyed beast", I do NOT mean Sauron.

Colonel Mustard

]]> 7:372438:c4878909 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:00:07 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878802 Samwise was such a bottom. That picture's all wrong.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:372438:c4878802 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:56:24 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878789 @WideStanceRomancer: But, then if he was, I guess we couldn't see him. . .unless The Ring needs full penetration to operate fully.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> 7:372438:c4878789 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:56:01 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878651 I realize they were all very dirty in the movie, but do the romantic slash artists have to make them look so creepy?

Itsjustcatnip

]]> 7:372438:c4878651 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:52:13 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878635 Is Frodo wearing The Ring as a Prince Albert in the first photo? That I want to see.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> 7:372438:c4878635 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:51:32 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878621 Lord of the Cock Rings

CodePink

]]> 7:372438:c4878621 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:51:14 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878576 Rubbish. They ALL slept together. Gandalf is playing the media game!

rantmagazine:boo hoo

]]> 7:372438:c4878576 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:49:54 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878517 ive never seen anything less appealing.
maybe of gollum was somehow involved, things would be a lot more exciting.

beirut

]]> 7:372438:c4878517 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:47:47 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878348 All elves are whores, anyway - everyone knows that.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:372438:c4878348 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:42:19 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878319 At least someone's trying to work out their wizard issues.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:372438:c4878319 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:41:38 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878195 Jeez, it's all just hugging. Sex it up, nerdballs!

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> 7:372438:c4878195 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:37:44 EDT <![CDATA[Gandalf Is The Only Gay in Middle Earth]]> http://gawker.com/372438/gandalf-is-the-only-gay-in-middle-earth#c4878086 Or as Matt Good plans, Gimli/Legolas.
Hey Legolas. Your ass looks fine...like my axe.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:372438:c4878086 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:34:09 EDT