<![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> @kingsquiddish: Dude. That's some cold November rain, right there.

But... right? Totally.

jennaddenda

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> It's Dr Pepper, not Dr. Pepper.

foolinthepool

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Somewhere -- likely on the unemployment line -- the PageSix.com writers get a hearty chuckle out of this.

ZiggyStardust

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> The answer to the question posed in the headline: From the bathroom stall graffiti at Elaine's.

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Tomorrow's Page Six will announce that Axl Rose is begging Dr. Pepper to finally tell people what the fuck is in Dr. Pepper that makes it taste so...Dr. Peppery.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Why is there a photograph of Ned Beatty with this story?

uncle_wiggly

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> I simply don't get the cornrows, which he's been sportin' for years now. Does he live at Club Med Turks & Caicos? (For what it's worth though, I also don't get Bret Michaels' bandana-with-3/4 fall hairpiece.)

Kellimanjaro

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> I think it's time to change the name of the album to hairplugs and surgery.

Rosewater

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Mark Walhberg looks terrible! Where did they get that picture of him?

kingsquiddish

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Chinese democracy will be on CNN long before it's in Virgin.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> The date is suspiciously close to the Chinese Olympics.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> GnFnR once meant something so great. If there's even a hint of that left on this album, I'll welcome it.

MoeGolden

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> They decided to be lazy together. Dr. Pepper throws up two blogger sites that link to each other and one them is the Post story "confirming" the existence of the blog. The other is the press release which as you pointed out is Post story. The blogs have one post and two posts respectively. That's it.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> "Verb?" "Ate 'em!"

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> I assume Richard Johnson et al. will be making a large contribution to The Committee to Protect Journalists from Having to Work.

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> People have made jokes about China being a democracy before this album comes out, yes?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Tired of a world in which people have no idea how to construct a proper sentence and keep using commas over and over again without editing, and anyway I really loved that movie, Rock'n'Roll High School, in 1979.

machupicchu

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> Mr. Pibb says: "Axl Rose? That dude's still alive?"

Typo Positive

]]> <![CDATA[Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?]]> I used to drink a Pepper but a Pepper wouldn't do
So the Pepper got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little Pepper
Said a little better than before

We been dancin' with Dr. Pepper
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone

jackvinyl

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