<![CDATA["The City of Superlatives" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> your city's favorite city

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The home of Yeah, You Wanna Make Something of It?

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @genevieveyorke: Two words: Orginal Six.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> home of champions (giants baby!)

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @vibe-rater: it's similar to people telling you they live "west of the city" as if one can't detect that sorrowful new jerseyian accent. for shame

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @hypocriteoath: You have a point about Boston.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> City Where Young People Name Drop Bands To Look Clever Even Though They're Not

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> OMG Brian Jonestown Massacre reference!

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The City Where Anton Newcombe Seems Sane Because Everyone Is As Fucking Angry And Crazy As Him.

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> It's FREE (!) to leave via any bridge or tunnel

oliverbabe

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Maple Smellville

Yawn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The city that the English got from the Dutch as a concession for taking Surinam?

StuckInThe215

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @genevieveyorke: Amen, sister!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Clarence Rosario: HA. detroit? boston? did either of those cities spawn the mighty ducks movies? were either of those cities home to herb "miracle on ice" brooks? twin cities all the way, baby.

genevieveyorke

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Rosie4Prez: Because Chili's cocktails are more fattening than other cocktails, you're saying.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Cram Your Loud Assed Children In Your Expensive & Enormous Double Wide Stroller Up The Asses Of That Pack Of Absurdly & Annoyingly Dressed Asian Tourists Shopping In That Marc Jacobs Store That Used To Be My Deli And Get The Fuck Out Of The Way So I Can Get To The Pharmacy To Fill My Xanax You Fucking Bitch City.

NewMrsAstor

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "The City That's So Nice, They Named It Many, Many Times For Marketing Purposes"

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Clarence Rosario: *pees in bottle, breaks on bar* I said, hockey is silly. and those cities are wack.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Disgruntled_Platonist: Only when they are slicing their heads and flagellating themselves at Yankee games.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Bell County: How 'bout you hit up Target and then grab some cocktails at Chili's. kthanxbai

Rosie4Prez

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Teenage Wasteland

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> City of mysterious fog coming out of manholes.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Dentonia

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> A land where JA and sad friends are delusional enough to think we care, 'cause we do, we really, really do.

Rosie4Prez

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where Contentment Goes to Die.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> ZOMG

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @MattGaymon: That made me laugh way harder than necessary.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Ass End of the Bridges and Tunnels
Manhattalasses
Brokelyn
Home of Park Slope




BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Home of the Underground Hotel and Urinal

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Cheap Shot:
...jonathan?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Windshield Washer Retirement Capitol

Rumpelstilskin

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @NinaHagen: Then isn't it our religious obligation to slaughter them? How many RPG's do you think we could fit on the Fung Hua bus?

Disgruntled_Platonist

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Atlantis 2058.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Juliaville

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Disgruntled_Platonist: Yes it would. We are Sunnis and are thus right. Shiites are sad all the time and get everything about baseball wrong.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of the overpriced dwelling and the underfed soul.

tominjersey

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Holy Shit Look At The Size of That Roach!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Crunk Towers

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Theyreallydoputoutonthethirddatesylvania

moff

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> A great place to forget Sarah Marshall!

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Hey! I'm walkin' heah!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> New Dork City and of course Nuke York.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where the Big Rats Come to Graze

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> If New York is "Baghdad on the Hudson," is Boston "Basra on the Charles?" And would that make Bostonians Shiites?

Disgruntled_Platonist

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of $10 Sandwiches.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Smack Downs

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Crystal Meth Palace

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where LOLCats Eat Your Face

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @CodePink: Snort Hills

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Duck, Sucker!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Mike_Jahn: This made me snort out loud!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Home of the Asshole Bloggers

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @hypocriteoath: (breaks bottle on bar, brandishes it) Say what now??????

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Ciudad Trump

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Es Mi Casa

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> 9-1-1

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Ha Ha Sound: And I Don't See Your Name On The List. Go Home.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Puerto Rican "We Ain't No Mexicans!" Paradise

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Sorry, We're All Booked Up Tonight

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Clarence Rosario: I will not argue with you about this because a)both of those cities are completely awful so it doesn't really matter and b) hockey is a silly, silly sport.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Home

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Wall Street Douchebag Heaven

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> I Got YOur Fancy Name Right Here!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Flyover Cunty

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where We're Not Unfriendly, We Just Don't Give a Shit About You. There's a Difference.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> New Amsterdam

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Extra-Sad Disneyland

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Sarcastro: That's Chelsea.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> I've always referred to NYC as New Bethlehem... and Jesus needs his belly scratched!

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Date Rape Alley

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @NewMrsAstor: Ah, someone else who is with Jimmy Breslin.

The Best Little Whorehouse...period.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of At Least It's Not New Jersey

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> New Jack City

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> No Radio

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The City That Has Been Blown Up, Flooded, Overrun, And Decimated On Film More Than Any Other, Because No One Cares If That Happens To Duluth.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> As they call it in Brooklyn, "the fuckin' City."

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where No One Lets You Use The Damn Bathroom So You Might As Well Piss Yourself

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Who Wants to Know?

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Cookie Guggleman: haha! Toss off :)

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "America's Fairyland"

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where Nothing's Free, Even a Book of Matches, Are You Serious? I Buy Cigarettes Here All the Time? Ahh, Fuck You!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Mall of America.

More Fun When The Whores And Dealers Ruled Before All You Dull Goo Queen Pillow Fighters Moved Here City.

NewMrsAstor

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Someone should check on In Other News... - this post is totally up his alley. I hope he's OK.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> New Fuckin Yawk Fuckface

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where nobody knows your name, and nobody cares what your name is, and where they want to kill you... watch out he's got a knife!

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Unfun: Land of 1,000 Unemployed Investment Bankers

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Sunnyvale Acres For Hobos

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @BadUncle: NICE!

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Cookie Guggleman: Who the fuck knows how to spell the names of places outside of Manhattan anyway?

vibe-rater

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> 77. The Movie-Making City? Really? I think summertime touristy clusterfuck is more like it. That due, in large part, to the fact that the flyover-state-dwellers flock to the city in hopes of a)seeing Carrie Bradshaw, b) marrying Anderson Cooper, or c) being discovered while taking pictures in Times Square.

pameltoe mccord van kempen

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Gothamburg.

dado

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The City Where The Answer Is Always "Go Fuck Yourself"

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Bell County: That's not what the sitcoms would have us believe.

vibe-rater

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Jewtopia

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "The Pearl of the Hudson"

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Sarcastro: That's right - he was his own Rev. Wright.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of Helpful Window Washers

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of 1000 Urine-y Smells

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Land of $1,000-an-Hour Hookers

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @Mike_Jahn: Jinx. Buy me a bagel.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where your dreams change as quickly as the lights on Broadway!

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Chase Manhattan Bank

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Jesse Jackson had a good one: Hymietown.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @vibe-rater:

Crouton Falls? They must make an awesome Caesar salad.

Cookie Guggleman

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Per Jesse Jackson and with which Baramobama's unrejected pastor would surely agree,

Hymietown

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Flasher's Paradise

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: So THAT'S why they do it!

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "West-Des Moines"

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where is all this animus against the fat and schlubby coming from? It's not like we control the world or steal your dates.

World's Biggest Condo Lobby.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> I wonder what the Native Americans call it?

"The-Land-We-Were-Fucked-Over-For-$24-Of-Beads-And-Trinkets"?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> You'll never imrove upon number 24, The City of Golden Dreams.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The Rental Rape Capital Of The World!

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Where even the homeless can't stand the tourists.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> There's Homeless Guy Poop on the Subway Here.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Sodom-by-the-Sea

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Starbucks

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Slightly off-subject, but did you catch the description last night on Idol of Kim Locke's restaurant being located "just outside of Manhattan?" It's in effin Crouton Falls. Outside NYC, maybe, but what does just outside Manhattan mean? To me, that connotes it's in on of the outer-boroughs (in which case you'd just say it's in NYC) or it's in NJ (I can see why you wouldn't want to claim that) or it's in the effin water.

vibe-rater

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Cocka-roach Alley

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Cloverfield.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Allagash "If You Can Make It Here, Then You Have A Really Good Map" Maine

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @hypocriteoath: Whoa. Detroit is Hockeytown, USA.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Trust-Fund-Baby-Magnet?

Everything-But-The-City-Depicted-in-SATC?

HeyWhoTookMyStapler

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "Where Jesus Would Have Lived, Given His Druthers"

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> I like to think of it as King Kong's Playset.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Target.

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Cubicle Central

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> AudaCity

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> @CodePink:
City Where Scott Kidder's God-Cock Waits.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> and then there was Boston: 1. Beantown 2. Hockeytown, USA 3. UniverCity 4. Shit-hole.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Three-Card Monty Capitol of the World

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The city where Summer smells bad.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Home of Gawker, Home of Love

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> "I'm Pretty Sure Kottke Lives Here"

narnio

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Just like a Rob Reiner Movie!

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Circuit City?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Fucktown, USA

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> That place next to Brooklyn

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The Me-tropolis.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The Place Where I Go When I Want to Dance on Bear Stearns' Grave

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> Can we decide once and for all if it's okay to punch a tourist if they ask you to show them where The Big Apple is? Or The Times Square?

JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH?

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The Big Fuckin City Where Fuckin Dreams Live and Die Like So Many Mosquitoes Hovering Above a Puddle On A Day Much Like This One, The Day When A Mock- Spring Is Taken Away and Replaced with a Fourth Round of Winter Sadness Big Apple

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> The World Capital Of Pushing Tourists Down Escalators

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> City of a 1000 smells.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA["The City of Superlatives"]]> City of Fatties.

rina

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