<![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I want gay children to decorate my house.

fishwife

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Hello, sister!

UpstateAudacity

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Will genetic engineering be able to ensure him gay children?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> As a practicing member of at least two of the minorities whom Moby favors with his concern, I'm not 100% certain that I'd want him on my side in any serious fight.

I'm afraid he might just stand there and whimper about how much he hates violence.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I'm willing to bet that if you 'looked empirically,' gay people would have a higher crime rate based on income/drug use.

KiKiRiKi

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> This is like when I found out Beck is a scientologist.
Dumb comparison, Beck makes music.
Anyone have tickets to Michael Jackson's Dubai concert?
Waiting word from Geraldine Ferraro on this one.




Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: Of alley cats, yes.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> "...I want gay children, which didn't really endear me to the Christian right wing of America."

Do die hard Christians buy his albums anyway? Well, maybe Nancy Reagan.

sharpeiboy

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> He really needs a haircut!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I hope he does have horribly stereotypical gay children, and they end up leather-festishists.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Bald vegans are hot.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> doucheby

NYM

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> My eyes just rolled so far back that my retina snapped and now I have eye-goo all over Moby's picture. Which, suffice to say, is actually LESS offensive than Moby wishing his un-born children to be gay.
Moby 0; Eminem 1


dogisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Really? The gays have started less wars than the straights? That's like saying that Samoans have started less wars than Europeans.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @dagblad: Remember, people were angry when he allegedly had a date with Natalie Portman.

Someone needs to shoot him with a vegan gun. One made with tree bark that shoots bullets of hardened green tea leaves.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @MattGaymon:
fuck. i'm giving up this round.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I'd be gay but I can't afford the nice cocktails, the rent or the shoes.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @mitchel_stevens: He's probably fucking Matt Damon.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Fuck the binary! Dichotomous! It's like I'm back at Wesleyan all over again!

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Now the gays know how every mid-to-late 90s ravers felt.

No really, you can have him!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> well, at least he's still churning out great music. oh... wait.

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I think it's time for this guy to leave old Manhattoe and set out for the watery parts of the world.

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @MattGaymon:
too true. that's how i'll strike at Moby--by fucking "mad bitches" while saying, "hey moby, i'm fucking mad bitches."

that'll get him.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> He keeps giving me more reasons to respect him even less than I already do.

Did he really just try to attach some kind of statistical correlation to violent crimes and sexual orientation and race, and gender, all at once?

I want to push him down in the mud and walk off with his girlfriend.

dagblad

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> assuming that my relative youth and relative health would prevent me from getting rabies or whatever diseases were floating around...
The same ass-wipe thinking that spreads, I don't know, things like HIV? Young, dumb and fulla cum.

vibe-rater

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Something tells me that Huckabee will be canceling his Amazon.com preorder of Moby's next album right...about...now.

creamsissle

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I believe it was Gore Vidal who once said gay and straight should be adjectives and not nouns.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> He should have been photographed with his mouth open.

This is how gay people smile.

MartyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @Hipp: So, I take it you're a fan then.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Does anyone remember when his sweet-natured do-gooder attitude earned him a trip to the emergency room for petting a fucking alley cat?

"i stopped to pet a street cat (as i'm wont to do) and the street cat attacked me (as they're wont to do) and it bit my hand very deeply (as they're wont to do. ok, i'll stop now). and throughout the day my hand got more and more infected and swollen and sore. but i, being relatively stoic, just went about my business, assuming that my relative youth and relative health would prevent me from getting rabies or whatever diseases were floating around in this cats mouth. but no. last night i went to sleep with a sore hand, only to be awoken at some ungodly hour (9 a.m) with tons of pain and the inability to move my fingers (so why am i typing now? my devotion to my updates. sniff.)."

And no, before you ask, he doesn't use proper caps or punctuation when his hand isn't filled with alley cat mouth-spores. Alas, that cat almost saved the world from the ensuing 512 pages of moblog and god knows how many commercial soundtracks.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> He wants to stereotype his children?

He was better when he just played the music.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @drunkexpatwriter: shh...that will be our little secret...

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @drunkexpatwriter: Oh, I am. I am.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Moby: "Be Mo!"

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @Toomanytomatoes: Because if women didn't accept straight guys as boring, uncultured dirty drunks I'd never get laid.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> We can only hope that the ever-boring, ever-whining, ever-selling out Moby gets beat up again outside one of his own concerts. Just like in Boston a coupla years back. For reals: [www.pitchforkmedia.com]

MKonbanwa

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Like I said when my mother was bitching out airport security:
Stop. Helping.

Apparently the Culture Wars need a soundtrack, and that soundtrack will be shitty 90s electronica.

beefer

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Yet one more reason why Moby would be a very creepy parent: he's concerned about how his children would use their genitals.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Poverty doesn't strike the gays?

kathotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I don't think he has to worry about having gay children. His Vegan Jesus loving genes are all you need to creat the gay chromosome. I am kidding of course!

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> "They have nice homes, bars, and restaurants." And penises.

Alternatively, "They have nice homes, bars, and restaurants." And they love Barbara Streisand and musicals and they talk with a lisp and flap their wrists and swish when they walk.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Why is it assumed that in order to be straight one has to be igorant, uncultured, have poor taste in fashion and drink in foul smelling Irish pubs? I like pino noir but also like girls.

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I think he may not be the smartest or most articulate person around. Maybe celebrities should stick to the thing that made them famous.

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Oddly, neither the gays nor the straights wish to claim Moby.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @mitchel_stevens: At least you're not confused about being straight.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> wait, so if i hate on moby--is that gay-bashing or not?
i'm really confused here.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> All your gays are belong to us!

winniemc

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I love children with nice bars.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> "Sorry, Timmy, the store was out of baseball gloves...but I have something even better: dolls and magazines! You open up the Rainbow Bright gear and I'll turn on some Judy..."

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Man, if I was a sloppy, boring warmongering gay who likes White Castle I'd be pretty pissed at Moby right now.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I hope my children are black so they can dance good. But I hope they aren't Asian ladies. cause they don't know how to drive!!! Hi-five! Hi-five?

STFU, Moby.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I don't like when aging hipsters make dichotomy an adjective...

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> I also hope my children grow up to be a stereotype.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> @Cheap Shot: And Stonewall! My gay uncle threw a bottle like a girl.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> hmm, "dichotomous"? No straight knows that word.

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> How much would Neal Boulton charge to beat up Moby? I'm willing to chip in 50 bucks.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> He hasn't heard of the Great Gay War of 1907?

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Moby Is Annoying Friend To Gay Community]]> Gay.

kokotaylor

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