Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions - Gawker Comments

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

famousauthor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:18:38 EDT

I let Liz Smith do my feeling for me. She's so much more expert that I am.

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

heartbreakturnip — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:11 EDT

"I admire a fine belle poitrine as much as anyone, but I can't stand these added-on half grapefruits that look as unnatural as can be." -- Liz Smith, 2008

I love that, I can't quit saying it now, I am having it tattooed on my ass.

heartbreakturnip

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

shehatesme — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:25:36 EDT

I know you missed me, but that does not excuse the comment about Heidi Montag. Please say it was all a joke and you don't really think aliens are hot. Because that would crush my soul a little.

shehatesme

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:16:48 EDT

@shehatesme: Be still my heart; she is back!

TheHonJudgeSmails

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

shehatesme — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:12:26 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: It's called the emo technique. That way she can post them on her MySpace page while drawing tiny hearts on her wrists and listening to Dashboard.

shehatesme

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

Disgruntled_Platonist — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:59:31 EDT

I feel like it should be "WowOwoW" not "WowOWow." Symmetry rocks...

Disgruntled_Platonist

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

donmiguel — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:52:22 EDT

This is all about Liz getting to put her hands on the luscious lady flesh that is Nicole. That is all.

donmiguel

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

flipper baby — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:52:08 EDT

That does sound a lot more useful than what mediabistro ctually does.

flipper baby

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:55 EDT

People say Liz Smith is out of touch, technologically challenged. To those people, I say: she has learned how to take pictures of herself with other people without appearing to look at, much less touch, the camera.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

winniemc — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:48 EDT

I knew it the whole time! Liz Smith was the secret cougar stealing McNeverFrown away from the straights in last week's blind item!

winniemc

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

Lonesome_George — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:45 EDT

Oh! I'm sorry, I fell asleep for a minute. Did somebody say boobs?

Lonesome_George

Liz Smith Has Boob Opinions

BadUncle — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:30 EDT

Another fantasy-turned-horrorshow, thanks to Gawker: the tickle party.

BadUncle